NationStates Jolt Archive


Observations

New Foxxinnia
28-12-2004, 07:51
My local newspaper runs a little column in every few issues called, "Observations". So I desided to make my own observations.

Is it just me or have the Zebra Cakes boxes gotten small?

What do the people on the radio look like?

I bet I would be a good detective.

My toenails are getting kinda long.

What ever happened to the ventriloquist revolution of the 90's?

Driving to Hawai'i would be really hard. What with all the water.

Belts are really annoying if you have to take a dump in a hurry.

Love lifts us up where we belong/Up where the eagles fly/Way on the mountain high

Our body is a slave to our mind.

In 1950's Sci-Fi movies nuclear arms seemed to be the solution to everything.

Keeping a ferret in a snare drum isn't a very good idea.

I'm not dead. I'm getting betta'.
Colodia
28-12-2004, 07:54
So what keeps this newspaper from spreading out to the rest of the state now?
Goed Twee
28-12-2004, 11:22
Belts are really annoying if you have to take a dump in a hurry.

Amen ;)
Matalatataka
28-12-2004, 11:27
I prefer News Of The Wierd and The Onion myself. The Weekly World News comes a close third.