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...which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands?
...how much of this forum would be gone?
...would the US have more than 10,000 people left?
...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats?
...would religion exist anymore?
...if so, to what degree, and which religions?
...would soccer moms be extinct?
...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals?
...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive?
...how many people would be left in the world?

(guess who has too much free time & is bored)

This forum would fall silent...

Everyone would be dead.

After all, "Idiot" is a relative term.

I might be granted a chance at intellectual conversation, uuuh, racist scumbags would curl up and die... what else?

But I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!

Since I am going down, I declare you an idiot! ;)

...which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands?
...how much of this forum would be gone? A majority
...would the US have more than 10,000 people left? Depends on your definition of "people"
...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats? Politics would be defunct. Ditto for the Justice System.
...would religion exist anymore? Religion? Sure. Organized religion? Eh...
...would soccer moms be extinct? Nope, just the ones that cat-fight at games.
...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals? A majority, I should think. And in a democracy, since majority rules, everyone decides to kick the bucket.
...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive? Just the D&D Forums and the Microsoft website.
...how many people would be left in the world? My estimate is between 3-5 billion.

(guess who has too much free time & is bored)

As for who has too much free time, that might be me.

I'd say maybe about a billion people would be left in the world :)

This forum would fall silent...
<3

I think I learned in High School which was like 6 years ago that "idiot" is actually a medical term. I think it is a term used to describe a retarded person who's IQ is less than a moron but more than an imbecil.

If all the retards died McDonalds would instantly go out of business. Way back in the day when I worked in the mall, I used to watch them go and get millions of chicken nuggets every day. Damn they ate a lot of nuggets.

...which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands?

The areas with the highest populations.

...how much of this forum would be gone?

75%, easy.

...would the US have more than 10,000 people left?

Yes.

...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats?

Yes, but they'd get less than 3% of the vote apiece.

...would religion exist anymore?

Yes.

...if so, to what degree, and which religions?

About the same degree, and probably all of the same religions.

...would soccer moms be extinct?

Undoubtedly.

...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals?

Depends on how we're defining conservatives and liberals.

...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive?

Yes, and the deaths would actually improve the quality of the internet.

...how many people would be left in the world?

3-4 billion.

(guess who has too much free time & is bored)

Me.

After all, "Idiot" is a relative term.

I must admit, most of MY relatives are idiots. :) Especially my In-laws...

There'd be six people (myself not included) left standing around wondering where to go where everything doesn't stink.

...which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands?
...how much of this forum would be gone?
...would the US have more than 10,000 people left?
...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats?
...would religion exist anymore?
...if so, to what degree, and which religions?
...would soccer moms be extinct?
...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals?
...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive?
...how many people would be left in the world?

(guess who has too much free time & is bored)
Depends on what you define as "idiot"

If by idiot, you mean ignorant and purposely ignoring good education....

....probably half the forum would be gone
...the U.S. would have about half it's population
...Democrats will take over by sheer superiority in numbers
...religion would continue to exist, so long as I'm here and not an idiot
...mostly Christianity (because of their numbers), Muslim, Jusism, and Catholiscm
...many soccer moms would be extinct. Their race wouldn't live on lest they inbreed with other soccer dads
...mainly people from rural conservative areas would be dead, so a lot
...the internet will thrive as a paradise for the intellectual once again
...how many people left? umm....perhaps a little under a billion

...which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands? North America
...how much of this forum would be gone? No trolls left.
...would the US have more than 10,000 people left? Probably
...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats? They'd both be extinct
...would religion exist anymore? Yes, but extremists = gone
...if so, to what degree, and which religions?<shrug> Not a religion buff...would soccer moms be extinct? Only the outrageous ones.
...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals? Same as above
...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive? Aye
...how many people would be left in the world? 4 or 5 billion I think

(guess who has too much free time & is bored) Me by far

That's if we go by my standard....

Humanity would go extinct. Everyone is stupid in some way. That's what it means to be human!

Dont jinx it, we'll all have to watch our backs now.

..which areas would have the most dead idiots on their hands?

Utah, Wyoming, Paris.
...how much of this forum would be gone?

1/4
...would the US have more than 10,000 people left?

Good question. Not likely.
...would Republicans exist anymore? Democrats?

There would be one Republican left and 3 democrats.
...would religion exist anymore?

Yes, but only cool, nonextremist religion.
...if so, to what degree, and which religions?

Whoops. Hinduism, Buddhism, and Daoism.
...would soccer moms be extinct?

Completely.
...how many conservatives would be dead? Liberals?

98.6% of former conservatives would be dead and 34.5% of former liberals.
...would the internet have enough people left using it to survive?

Nope. Mostly used for porn anyway.
...how many people would be left in the world?

Not many.

People , if all the idiots of the world died...who would work at McDonalds? Who is going to preach wacky sermons on TV to amuse you late at night when you are stoned? And speaking of TV, what would happen to the Jerry Springer show if all the idiot were dead? Who would vote for some ugly no-talent hack on American Idol? Who would Jerry Bruckheimer make movies for?

The idiot is an essential part of our economy, if we lose the idiot who is going to buy all the stupid crap Walmart sells?

... the world would cease to exist.

People , if all the idiots of the world died...who would work at McDonalds? Who is going to preach wacky sermons on TV to amuse you late at night when you are stoned? And speaking of TV, what would happen to the Jerry Springer show if all the idiot were dead? Who would vote for some ugly no-talent hack on American Idol? Who would Jerry Bruckheimer make movies for?

The idiot is an essential part of our economy, if we lose the idiot who is going to buy all the stupid crap Walmart sells?
dude, all the idiots that rely, use, or need that stuff would die too

dude, all the idiots that rely, use, or need that stuff would die too

Okay, if all the idiots of the world died, who is Bill Gates going to sell over and over again the latest regurgitated version of Windows too? Answer me that?

Okay, if all the idiots of the world died, who is Bill Gates going to sell over and over again the latest regurgitated version of Windows too? Answer me that?
me, I'm no idiot, but I need my tools