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My local zealous christian extremist leader is currently on TV, telling us how evil TV is.

Infact, "The media is controlled by witchcraft, it consists of evil, mind altering things. It's divination! divination is altering the mind of people... of things!"

that isnt christianity! its stupidity!

Yes, but it's stupidity in the name of christianity.

The bastard.

It's both. It's evangelism.

Yes, but it's stupidity in the name of christianity.

The bastard.


well, anyone can do that *puts towel on head* im a muslim!

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH! *runs into wall and explodes*

Don't worry, not all Christians are like that. We're not all hypocrites and extremists.

This guy is pure genius, he's now telling us that "enough is enough".

i say: light him on fire and piss yourself!"


ima watchthe today show, its fucking 7 am. thanks, fuckers, another day of no sleep.


way to keep me interested in crap all nite.

My local zealous christian extremist leader is currently on TV, telling us how evil TV is.

Infact, "The media is controlled by witchcraft, it consists of evil, mind altering things. It's divination! divination is altering the mind of people... of things!"

He's Satan :p

Why do the nutjobs always give Christianity a bad name?

because the nutjobs are christian, and preach it.

Well, those people aren't your average Christian. Look at Billy Graham. He's been preaching the Gospel for too many years to count.

Who is this guy, BTW?

Bill Graham is a nutjob.

What makes you say that?

this guy is Brian Tamaki.

His church has formed a political party, they are running for parliament in my country next year.

All Christians aren't crazy like that guy at the beginning of the thread. I don't think that all liberals are fat guys who make movies full of half-truths and tries to pass them off as documentaries...that's only Michael Moore.

Ok, never heard of him.

And I don't believe that's right for him to form a Christian political party. That's not the church's job.

yeah didn't think so, he's a New Zealander, heard of that place?

No, it's not right for him to do that, but nothing is stopping him, and sadly if he plays his cards right he'll probably get a seat or two.

This church?

http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/about.asp

and they've got converted idiots in Australia too ... :eek:

Ps Brian is a committed family man. Married to Hannah, they have three children, Jasmine, Jamie, and Samuel, all of whom are married and serve with their spouses in Destiny Church Auckland. Of further significance is the fact that Pastor Brian has five generations in the House with him today, his grandmother, parents, children and grandchildren.

His ministry is not limited to Destiny Churches however. Pastor Brian is the only New Zealand preacher that airs on a national television broadcast (TV2) into the homes of thousands of viewers every day. This television ministry known as Destiny TV, has been broadcasting for over four years now, and has recorded literally thousands of responses from people who have been healed and empowered by his ministry.

(Sure, spends a lot of time on the Witchcraft communications medium ...)

this guy is Brian Tamaki.

His church has formed a political party, they are running for parliament in my country next year.

Well... It sucks to be you! :D

All I got to say is *wheew* glad it is not in America lol I am hoping we will reduce our religious influence in the government not add more

Crazy Christians :p. So many types out there.

My local zealous christian extremist leader is currently on TV, telling us how evil TV is.

Infact, "The media is controlled by witchcraft, it consists of evil, mind altering things. It's divination! divination is altering the mind of people... of things!"

Yeah, well, he probably just finished watching "The O.C.", so I see his point.

some of the TV evangelists scare the ba-jesus out of me.

some of the TV evangelists scare the ba-jesus out of me.
/me punces on Peechy ... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

/me punces on Peechy ... :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

well hi there darlin' :fluffle: :fluffle: how YOU doin' ;)

well hi there darlin' :fluffle: :fluffle: how YOU doin' ;)
Better now! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

well, anyone can do that *puts towel on head* im a muslim!

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH! *runs into wall and explodes*
ROFLMAO!!!! Aaahahahahahahaha! LOL!

Peachy and upward thrust

you are sinners !

repent immeadiatly

Peachy and upward thrust

you are sinners !

repent immeadiatly
No! the fluffle shall overcome!!!

Peachy and upward thrust

you are sinners !

repent immeadiatly


FLUFFLING IS A SIN? :eek:


*continues to sin with UT* ;)

FLUFFLING IS A SIN? :eek:


*continues to sin with UT* ;)
;) if it was a sin ... I am in a LOT of trouble ... I am one of the biggest flufflers there are! lol

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: peachy

This church?

http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/about.asp

and they've got converted idiots in Australia too ... :eek:

Ps Brian is a committed family man. Married to Hannah, they have three children, Jasmine, Jamie, and Samuel, all of whom are married and serve with their spouses in Destiny Church Auckland. Of further significance is the fact that Pastor Brian has five generations in the House with him today, his grandmother, parents, children and grandchildren.

His ministry is not limited to Destiny Churches however. Pastor Brian is the only New Zealand preacher that airs on a national television broadcast (TV2) into the homes of thousands of viewers every day. This television ministry known as Destiny TV, has been broadcasting for over four years now, and has recorded literally thousands of responses from people who have been healed and empowered by his ministry.

(Sure, spends a lot of time on the Witchcraft communications medium ...)


Isint Austrailia where a bunch of people claimed their religon was Jedi?

My local zealous christian extremist leader is currently on TV, telling us how evil TV is.

Infact, "The media is controlled by witchcraft, it consists of evil, mind altering things. It's divination! divination is altering the mind of people... of things!"

he most likely believes that a camera can steal your soul too

You are a devoutly religious person. Do you:

A. Go to church/temple every week
B. Donate money to charity
C. Attend a certain large PAC headed by Pat Robertson
D. Bomb an abortion clinic

ooh ooh i have an idea for the next great reality tv show!


become a evangelical nutjob


they find a bunch of crazy fundamentalists and give them their own hour long segments and have people call in and vote whom is the craziest zealot of htem all, then they give him (there are no shes allowed in zealotism, thats against the word of god) his own show

that guy was probably making these statements on TV, wasn't he? *eyeroll* some people just never will learn to get their heads out of their asses before doing something in the name of a religion.

Isint Austrailia where a bunch of people claimed their religon was Jedi?

Yes, but the government refuses to recognise it as a legit religion. So unfair!

Yeah, technically if 4000 people claimed to believe in a certain religion in the 4-yearly national cencus then it must be recognised as an "official religion" and included in the nest census.

Unfortunately the government decided to overrule that rule for this case

Yeah, technically if 4000 people claimed to believe in a certain religion in the 4-yearly national cencus then it must be recognised as an "official religion" and included in the nest census.

Unfortunately the government decided to overrule that rule for this case

In this government ruling, was there some number as a majority who ruled? Was it unanimous? Which members of the governing body ruled against Jedinity?

My choice is Christianity. I recommend this religion for everyone.

Don't worry, not all Christians are like that. We're not all hypocrites and extremists.

Ditto. All christians aren't creationists either (these really scare the crap out of me). And all are not on a crusade, like the evil shrub.

Yeah, technically if 4000 people claimed to believe in a certain religion in the 4-yearly national cencus then it must be recognised as an "official religion" and included in the nest census.

Unfortunately the government decided to overrule that rule for this case

Next census, put "Neo-Jedism" :p

Everything to Christians is evil. "I don't like the look of that cloud....IT'S EVIL!!!!!!!". When will they learn that they are the wrong ones about everything?

Everything to Christians is evil. "I don't like the look of that cloud....IT'S EVIL!!!!!!!". When will they learn that they are the wrong ones about everything?
No one can be wrong about everything (well theoretically but not in practice)