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coz its big and it cost a lot.

coz its big and it cost a lot.
Nice try but this is a horrible spoof thread ...

bigger the suv, the smaller the penis and more fake the boobs.

bigger the suv, the smaller the penis and more fake the boobs.

There are degrees of fakeness with boobs? I always thought they were either real or fake.

well, there are kinda fake ones, where they have a little bit cause there a cups, then theres like, zz cup women that are so huge they need a wheelchair to move em.

There are degrees of fakeness with boobs? I always thought they were either real or fake.
If I can touch 'em, they're real.

well, there are kinda fake ones, where they have a little bit cause there a cups, then theres like, zz cup women that are so huge they need a wheelchair to move em.

Ah. I see. Very true.

...and that your more in debt than us?

There are degrees of fakeness with boobs? I always thought they were either real or fake.
No, there are certainly degrees. You have to consider that there is percentage of real tissue in the breasts. The higher this is, the less fake the boobs.

SUVs are so gay.

SUVs are so gay.

yes,


gayer then justin timberlake in a mudbath with 18 other men.

yes,


gayer then justin timberlake in a mudbath with 18 other men.
Oh, were you there too?

Oh, were you there too?

I was the guy with the tinfoil hat.

I was the guy with the tinfoil hat.


yea, i remember you! watch whre you stick that thing, im still bleeding from that!
remember, i was the one that was crying while singing its a wonderful life?

yea, i remember you! watch whre you stick that thing, im still bleeding from that!
remember, i was the one that was crying while singing its a wonderful life?

that was lovely, that's my favorite part of the whole dvd.

You people are insane! Thank you, though for making some good points on SUVs!

BTW, I've been wondering for some time now...how do I change my location listed on the left side of the screen:
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BTW, I've been wondering for some time now...how do I change my location listed on the left side of the screen:
<-----------------That's classified. I need to see your security clearance first befor I tell you.

That's classified. I need to see your security clearance first befor I tell you.
Em...which would entail...?

Em...which would entail...?


giving a moderator a blowjob.

Em...which would entail...?It's relatively painless, just step behind the screen and put on this paper gown.

It's relatively painless, just step behind the screen and put on this paper gown.


alright, hes ready... HAUL IN THE SHEEP! BRING IN BUBBA!

It's relatively painless, just step behind the screen and put on this paper gown.


then relax and think happy thoughts, you may feel some pressure and moderate discomfort as the probe is...

jammed into his anus? ima afraid your far behind, red.

we now jam sheep. GET EM IN THERE BUBBA!


baaaaaaa-aaah!

jammed into his anus? ima afraid your far behind, red.

we now jam sheep. GET EM IN THERE BUBBA!


baaaaaaa-aaah!
we don't get to probe him, its just weird bestiality... fine i'm out here. if i was into that i'd pull out my collection of german porn for the 70s... i mean i'd uhhhm... well i'd... nevermind, just forget i mentioned it.

we don't get to probe him, its just weird bestiality... fine i'm out here. if is was into that i'd pull out my collection of german porn for the 70s... i mean i'd uhhhm... well i'd... nevermind, just forget i mentioned it.

okay.