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Who do you think was/is the most humorous President of the United States?

Personally, I think Ronald Reagan takes the cake on this one. He always had something witty and charming to add, whether it was meant to lighten up the conversation, or give us all a quick giggle.

Lincoln was supposedly was a very funny man. He gets my vote.

I know who isn't the correct answer - Calvin Coolidge.

Gerald Ford

He fell over so goddamn much.

G H W Bush, he puked on the chinese prime minister. musta been the broccoli.

ol' Dubya takes the cake

I thought it was the Japanese Prime Minister...

Anyway, funniest president intentionally? Reagan; he had a great sense of humor. Funniest president unintentionally? G.W. His most recent brick of comic gold? "Justice should be fair."

Heck, who needs a President when you can single out an ideologue?

Noam Chomsky... Or Al Franken. They're both off-the-wall, and they're both oogly. OK; Michael Moore too.

Well, you've convinced me. I'll throw out a President - Bill Clinton. Why?

"I did not have sex with that woman"

Although now that I think about it, liberals in general are pretty funny as well; with thinking they have credibility and whatnot.

Millard Filmore. Hands down.

Millard Filmore. Hands down.
Lol. You're wrong...it's Chester Alan Arthur! Seriously I was born at the beginning of GHW Bush's tenure in '89, so the only two I can remember are Clinton and Gee Dub.

Although now that I think about it, liberals in general are pretty funny as well; with thinking they have credibility and whatnot.
As opposed to conservatives...Watergate Scandal, Iran-Contra Affair, WMD's in Iraq, Abu Ghraib.......yup, spotless record. At least they weren't getting bj's on the side :rolleyes:

As opposed to conservatives...Watergate Scandal, Iran-Contra Affair, WMD's in Iraq, Abu Ghraib.......yup, spotless record.
Those are liberal affairs.

Those are liberal affairs.
Watergate scandal=Nixon=Republican
Iran/Contra=Regan=Republican
WMD's=Bush=Republican
Abu Ghraib=Bush=Republican

Seriously, are you TRYING to sound stupid?!

Watergate scandal=Nixon=Republican
Iran/Contra=Regan=Republican
WMD's=Bush=Republican
Abu Ghraib=Bush=Republican

Seriously, are you TRYING to sound stupid?!
Iraq War= Republican
Open Immigration= Republican
"Separation of Church and state"= Republican
"Homosexual 'rights'"= Republican
Jorge Boosh= Republican


I can do the same thing. What is your point?

Iraq War= Republican
Open Immigration= Republican
"Separation of Church and state"= Republican
"Homosexual 'rights'"= Republican
Jorge Boosh= Republican


I can do the same thing. What is your point?
Iran Contra was perpetrated by Republicans.
Watergate was perpetrated by Republicans.
"WMD's in Iraq" was perpetrated by Republicans.
Abu Ghraib was covered up by Republicans.
THEREFORE THEY ARE NOT LIBERAL AFFAIRS
Did I really need to explain that?

Iran Contra was perpetrated by Republicans.
Watergate was perpetrated by Republicans.
"WMD's in Iraq" was perpetrated by Republicans.
Abu Ghraib was covered up by Republicans.
THEREFORE THEY ARE NOT LIBERAL AFFAIRS
Did I really need to explain that?
He's playing the definition game with you.

Iran Contra was perpetrated by Republicans.
Watergate was perpetrated by Republicans.
"WMD's in Iraq" was perpetrated by Republicans.
Abu Ghraib was covered up by Republicans.
True
THEREFORE THEY ARE NOT LIBERAL AFFAIRS
Did I really need to explain that?
Where does this assumption come from? :confused:

He's playing the definition game with you.
You're right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with David Duke.

True

Where does this assumption come from? :confused:
If they are perpetrated by conservatives, they are by definition NOT LIBERAL AFFAIRS

If they are perpetrated by conservatives, they are by definition NOT LIBERAL AFFAIRS
But they are not perpetrated by conservatives...

But they are not perpetrated by conservatives...
I see, I see. So basically what you're saying is that 95% of the world is liberal because 95% of the world is to the left of you. Maybe you should take into consideration that when I say 'conservative' I mean what the vast, vast majority of people consider to be 'conservative'. I'm sorry if I left out you guys over there on the fringes of extreme conservatism.

Abe Lincoln was by far the funniest US president if we're talking about intentional comedy.

I see, I see. So basically what you're saying is that 95% of the world is liberal because 95% of the world is to the left of you. Maybe you should take into consideration that when I say 'conservative' I mean what the vast, vast majority of people consider to be 'conservative'. I'm sorry if I left out you guys over there on the fringes of extreme conservatism.
Well the ZOG needs to make itself look democratic, so it invents "political parties" such as the Republican and the Democrats. The Jewish media tells the people "Rush Limbaugh is so conservative... Michael Moore is so liberal." And the fools fall before them. Republican equals not Conservative.

Well the ZOG needs to make itself look democratic, so it invents "political parties" such as the Republican and the Democrats. The Jewish media tells the people "Rush Limbaugh is so conservative... Michael Moore is so liberal." And the fools fall before them. Republican equals not Conservative.
Is Ted Turner Jewish? Is Rupert Murdoch Jewish?

Well the ZOG needs to make itself look democratic, so it invents "political parties" such as the Republican and the Democrats. The Jewish media tells the people "Rush Limbaugh is so conservative... Michael Moore is so liberal." And the fools fall before them. Republican equals not Conservative.



werent you voted most hated ns player?

sorry if im wrong.

seriously though, you hijacked this thread bad.




ford cause he fell on his ass so much.

werent you voted most hated ns player?

sorry if im wrong.
LOL!

Is Ted Turner Jewish? Is Rupert Murdoch Jewish?
I) Why does he matter anyway? A Zionist, yes.
II) Likely, and will soon be.

werent you voted most hated ns player?

sorry if im wrong.

seriously though, you hijacked this thread bad.


No, I wasn't. "Most conservative..."

George W. Bush churns out pure comic gold when he speaks. Remember when he asked the president of Brazil, "Do you have blacks, too?" Oh, oh, and that time he said, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"? Pure gold. Pure, pure gold.

riiiight... same difference :rolleyes:


get back on topic, plz

I) Why does he matter anyway? A Zionist, yes.
II) Likely, and will soon be.
Don't you think it's convenient that EVERYONE in NationStates gangs up on you? Is it because we're all fooled by the media, or maybe it's because *gasp*--you're the fool?! You claim to be the only sane one here, and that must be so, because nobody else thinks so.

*rips heads off of both the liberal and conservative, and chucks them into the spam pile*



I SAID BACK ON TOPIC!!!

Ok, ok, very well. Bush, but that's because he's the only guy I've heard deliver masterpieces like "we ought to make the pie higher".

Damn, not another guy who thinks Jewish people and Zionists are bad, evil people! Let me tell you, I have very nice Jewish friends, and they are not scheming, conniving people who try to get people to follow them.

Bringing up the Zionists is totally uncalled for. All being a Zionist means is that you support the idea of a country based on Jewish law in the area the Bible designates to be the promised land.

Thanks dude, you ruined my mood. 'The Jewish media?' You're on your way to becoming the funniest person in this thread! Today there are very few moderates (Thank goodness for John McCain), but most Republicans are conservatives.

Argh. Defensor Fidei, give it up. People aren't stupid. You're not a Catholic, conservative, or Christian, and you're just trying to make us all look bad. It's crap.


Anyway. If you read on Calvin Coolidge he was pretty funny...

Jimmy Carter...c'mon, you know he had to think that blaming the American public for the general state of malaise (his choice of words,) was a smart way to get re-elected. And what about the vicious attack rabbit incident? Hi-la-rious.

And, he has become a huge comedian ever since staining the presidency...only a comedian would proclaim the completely recall election results in Venezuela, a fair and clean election. And only a comedy genius would think the American public would vote en-masse for Jean Francois Kerry after seeing Michael "Jabba" Moore sharing a presidential suite with him (Carter) during the convention.

I think Al Gore deserves a special mention in the "Could've been, Would've been, let's all thank God Almighty he never was" category, due to his sheer nuttiness ever since Nov 7 2000. He shares this special mention with Howard "Yeaaaaaaargh" Dean.

Jean Francois Kerry gets another special mention in this category, due to whoppers such as (but not limited to) "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it," and the ever-popular line about the foreign leaders telling him they wanted him to win the election.

Alrighty, all you preteen Political Science majors, mainly Alomogordo, get out of my thread. You're doing nothing but starting a flamewar. This thread is of no political bias and is not meant to be a political flameground. Shoo, and stop posting in this thread, if your intentions are to start an argument.

Jean Francois Kerry gets another special mention in this category, due to whoppers such as (but not limited to) "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it,"
I'm guessing you didn't hear the whole story...here goes:
There were two versions of the bill to send more armor to the troops. One mostly supported by the GOP, and one mostly supported by Democrats. Kerry voted FOR the Dem's version, but it was rejected. When it was time to vote on the GOP version, Kerry voted AGAINST it. Just think for a second--you can't vote twice on the same bill anyway!

Personally, I think Ronald Reagan takes the cake on this one. He always had something witty and charming to add, whether it was meant to lighten up the conversation, or give us all a quick giggle.
I know. I f**king wet myself when he said that we'd eliminated poverty in the US.

Alrighty, all you preteen Political Science majors, mainly Alomogordo, get out of my thread. You're doing nothing but starting a flamewar. This thread is of no political bias and is not meant to be a political flameground. Shoo, and stop posting in this thread, if your intentions are to start an argument.
Ok, I'll tone it down. I'm actually pretty moderate, but I seem farther left than I am when debating far-rightists.

I know. I f**king wet myself when he said that we'd eliminated poverty in the US.
No president has and no president will

Who do you think was/is the most humorous President of the United States?

Personally, I think Ronald Reagan takes the cake on this one. He always had something witty and charming to add, whether it was meant to lighten up the conversation, or give us all a quick giggle.


yeah that "we start bombing in 15 minutes" line as a real screamer, i hear the soviets actually scrabbled their nuclear bombers and did their prelaunch protocals on their icbms, that was almost are real comic farse on the level of doctor strangelove.

Another good case for Ford was when he claimed that there were no Soviet troops in Poland.

yeah that "we start bombing in 15 minutes" line as a real screamer, i hear the soviets actually scrabbled their nuclear bombers and did their prelaunch protocals on their icbms, that was almost are real comic farse on the level of doctor strangelove.


yea, i bet the russians were laughing there asses off after pissing and shitting themselves in fear after that!

No president has and no president will
Yes, but that didn't stop Regan from going up and saying it on national television. Granted, I did not see that myself, but my dad recalls it down to the day.

yea, i bet the russians were laughing there asses off after pissing and shitting themselves in fear after that!
in truth i think it was the nato wargames immediately after that comment that the russians were really afraid the us was going to attack, but the comment along with his evil empire rhetoric really had some of their analyists convinced they us was going to launch a preemptive strike. luckily they weren't convinced enough to try to beat the us to the punch.

I'm guessing you didn't hear the whole story...here goes:
There were two versions of the bill to send more armor to the troops. One mostly supported by the GOP, and one mostly supported by Democrats. Kerry voted FOR the Dem's version, but it was rejected. When it was time to vote on the GOP version, Kerry voted AGAINST it. Just think for a second--you can't vote twice on the same bill anyway!
Totally inaccurate ... like TOTALLY! There were no "Republican" or "Democratic" versions of the bill, the amoral opportunist first voted for the overall bill authorizing troop-support equipment, such as body armor, then voted against the bill allocating funds for same.

George W. He is damn funny. If there is no oil in your country.

Some jokes of George:

"there is no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our coutry."

"the world will be more free under my leadership."

And the best of all:

"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction."

Totally inaccurate ... like TOTALLY! There were no "Republican" or "Democratic" versions of the bill, the amoral opportunist first voted for the overall bill authorizing troop-support equipment, such as body armor, then voted against the bill allocating funds for same.
You know, if you actually wanted to learn something, you could do a Google search and find the copies of the bills online.

*rips heads off of both the liberal and conservative, and chucks them into the spam pile*



I SAID BACK ON TOPIC!!!

Same.

The funniest was Reagon but the one who humerous just to watch is GWBush.

ww yea, gw is a big barrel of chuckles. and grenades. and american hating muslims...


"ALLAH ALLAH ALALALALALALALALALALALALAL!" *Boom*

Ignoring the political aspect, George Walker Bush is probably the most hilarious President I've ever heard, what with his "internets" and "They are always searching for ways to harm our nation; and so are we."

Intentional: Reagen.
Unintentional: Dubya :D

Oh, and ignore Eutru. He likes Hitler more then Kerry, which says something.

And the best of all:

"See, free nations do not develop weapons of mass destruction."
I personally find "Arbolist... Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees." to be my favourite.

Anyway, funniest president intentionally? Reagan; he had a great sense of humor. Funniest president unintentionally? G.W. His most recent brick of comic gold? "Justice should be fair."
I agree.

Well, you've convinced me. I'll throw out a President - Bill Clinton. Why?

"I did not have sex with that woman"

Although now that I think about it, liberals in general are pretty funny as well; with thinking they have credibility and whatnot.
So Bill Clinton is considered to be liberal now?

Washington. Renowned for being anti-party, but one hell of a breakdancer.