NationStates Jolt Archive

Let's face it dear ol' John Paul II has to die soon. If not naturally, than by the hand of some Cardinal sick of hearing Christmass Addresses that go like this "mumble mumble, drool, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh....Noel....diiiiiirrrrrr mumble".

So I think we should help the Church out and elect a new pope for them. Since God is apart of all of us, it's kind of like God is electing the new Pope.

And you can't argue with God.

Candidate One:

Satan

http://www.superspoof.com/news/satan.jpg
Awesome teeth
Incites feer into hearts of men
Good in bed
Isn't going to die anytime soon
Nearly took over Heaven


Candidate Two:

Some Drunked Redneck

http://www.staff.amu.edu.pl/~karen/Photo/redneck.jpg
uh.....
hmmmm.......
sexy?


Candidate Three:

God

http://avocare.blogspot.com/god.jpg
Nice teeth
Pleasent smell
Good at smighting
uh....
Supporter of evolution, birth control, abortion and gay marriage


Candidate Four:

Max Barry

http://www.orbitbooks.co.uk/orbit/images/authors/barry-max.jpg
Already out God
Chicks dig him
Actually wrote his most famous book
Like a less funny Scott Adams
Very good in bed
...so I here ;)

Our next Pope should be Maximus Berrius!

Don't complain about the Pope speaking 62 languages, it's 62 more than GWBush!

The pope already is satan.

Don't complain about the Pope speaking 62 languages, it's 62 more than GWBush!
He KNOWS 62 languages, but all he speaks is some incoherable giberish best akin to retirementhome detainees.

Bah, my choice isn't a choice. *mutter*.

Satan, I guess.

Bah, my choice isn't a choice. *mutter*.

Satan, I guess.
Who would your choice have been?

He's not Satan! He's the False Prophet!

He's not Satan! He's the False Prophet!
I hear he eats babies to!

Cthulhu pwns Satan!!!!!11111oneoneone11!!!!lol

No women candidates? Why does the poop always have to be male and gay?

No women candidates? Why does the poop always have to be male and gay?

On this note, I think we'll see a female pope before we see a married one. Just a thought.

No major movements within the Catholic church have really been pushing for priests' being able to marry, but there have been some pushing for women being eligible for the priesthood, partly based on how the priesthood is not growing proportionally to the parishoners.

It`s hard to argue against a redneck with those dreadful teeth and that god awful grin. The others all seem to, oh god whats the word, get back to me on this one.

Let's face it dear ol' John Paul II has to die soon. If not naturally, than by the hand of some Cardinal sick of hearing Christmass Addresses that go like this "mumble mumble, drool, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh....Noel....diiiiiirrrrrr mumble".

So I think we should help the Church out and elect a new pope for them. Since God is apart of all of us, it's kind of like God is electing the new Pope.

And you can't argue with God.
I cast my vote for Jon Stewart.

It`s hard to argue against a redneck with those dreadful teeth and that god awful grin. The others all seem to, oh god whats the word, get back to me on this one.

Well Satan's color scheme is fabulous as "they" would say, God is wearing a nice tiara and Max Barry bears a striking resemblance to Michael Stipe of REM...I guess you were looking for the word "Metro"...all but Cuzin' Otis all look sorta "Metro"

Wayne Gretzsky.

i vote cthulululululu

The pope already is satan.Why? Because he wishes for world peace? There shouldn't be a pope, anyway. There shouldn't be a hierarchy to tell the rest of the world what to do and say. I'm no Lutheran, either--I'm a Jewboy!

Alex Trebek! And all your prayers should have to be submitted in the form of a question. Which is not really that hard.