Nebraska is taking over the world: 1 state at a time.
Czecho-Slavakia
26-12-2004, 12:37
www.nebraskafurnituremart.com
sure, a furniture store is nothing... like mcdonalds is JUST a restaurant, or Walmart is JUST a grocery store. n-uh uh. this place is taking over the world. here is their business strategy:
sell mediocre machine made sofas for fucking pennies.
put all other stores in state out of business
start charging limbs for sofas.
move onto missouri.
they have already set up in kansas. SAVE YOUR STATE! KILL NEBRASKA FURNITURE MART! SAVE YOURSELF! AAAAHHH!!!! *eaten by corporate machine* Munch munch munch,,,
Czecho-Slavakia
26-12-2004, 13:51
hey, either talk about this, or fight the anti-fag in is quest to make us stupider.
Jeruselem
26-12-2004, 14:06
Furniture from Nebraska? Not for me :p
imported_Wilf
26-12-2004, 14:11
Is this about Iraq ?
Haverton
26-12-2004, 15:35
How can you take over the world when your team is called the "Cornhuskers"? No one will worry about Nebraska, because it's just wheat, a couple of cities, and the "cornhuskers"! Wow, intimidating! I think I'm gonna need some new underwear now!
Wal-Mart will squish you like a bug.
Czecho-Slavakia
27-12-2004, 17:20
How can you take over the world when your team is called the "Cornhuskers"? No one will worry about Nebraska, because it's just wheat, a couple of cities, and the "cornhuskers"! Wow, intimidating! I think I'm gonna need some new underwear now!
Wal-Mart will squish you like a bug.
walmart doesntsell furniture, and the cornhuskers are actually a great college team.
have you seen one of these stores? they challenge MALLS. THEY ARE 1 STORE WITH 4 LEVELS.
Haverton
28-12-2004, 00:04
walmart doesntsell furniture, and the cornhuskers are actually a great college team.
have you seen one of these stores? they challenge MALLS. THEY ARE 1 STORE WITH 4 LEVELS.
In my town we have TWO furnitures with FIVE floors, and they're owned by the same company, and they're a block apart. And then there are about 7 other furniture stores in my town.
Jebustan
28-12-2004, 00:07
How can you take over the world when your team is called the "Cornhuskers"? No one will worry about Nebraska, because it's just wheat, a couple of cities, and the "cornhuskers"! Wow, intimidating! I think I'm gonna need some new underwear now!
Wal-Mart will squish you like a bug.
We have no wheat here. It's aaaaaaaaaaaaall corn.
Chess Squares
28-12-2004, 00:19
people live in nebraska?
Jayastan
28-12-2004, 00:26
How could you hate a company formed by MRS B? what are you hitler? GET BENT!
Eutrusca
28-12-2004, 00:28
www.nebraskafurnituremart.com
sure, a furniture store is nothing... like mcdonalds is JUST a restaurant, or Walmart is JUST a grocery store. n-uh uh. this place is taking over the world. here is their business strategy:
sell mediocre machine made sofas for fucking pennies.
put all other stores in state out of business
start charging limbs for sofas.
move onto missouri.
they have already set up in kansas. SAVE YOUR STATE! KILL NEBRASKA FURNITURE MART! SAVE YOURSELF! AAAAHHH!!!! *eaten by corporate machine* Munch munch munch,,,
Nebraska taking over would be a damned sight better than Mass-ah-chew-sitts taking over! Heh!
Macrosolid
28-12-2004, 00:41
Wow they are selling moderatly priced crappy furniture whole sale.
Now all they need to do is give it a bunch of foreign sounding names, a bunch of warehouse-like shopping centers with crappy food courts and they will be al lset to be mistaken for Ikea.
Haverton
28-12-2004, 01:28
We have no wheat here. It's aaaaaaaaaaaaall corn.
I suppose that would explain the Nebraska Cornhuskers...