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Sweet jesus, save us all, its a spin-off of the WMDs in Iraq thread, however, mine has visual evidence

Here (http://www.msnbc.com/news/2075796.jpg) is the evidence

oh god, we're all screwed.

And now it's time we start organising groups to get us dodge-evaders safely into Europe since we can no longer trust Canada. Let's go. We have, what, fifteen days? ...shit. Maybe /I'LL/ go by myself first...yes...

Or simply put: XD

That was funny...I didn't believe that he would do such a thing...yet. But, it was a different "draft", which I think is usually spelled: "draught".

SHUT UP YOU!

*dusts self off* ahem.

Oeh noehs, nought teh draft!

Save us all, its a spin-off of the WMDs in Iraq thread, however, mine has visual evidence

Here (http://www.msnbc.com/news/2075796.jpg) is the evidence

That's beautiful! Nice to find a sense of humor around here.

Heh. The seriousness of this depends on weather it's a light or dark beer.

I could also put up 'Oprah Winfrey loses 200 pounds' then have some news article of her losing money in the UK...

or how about "Farmer cuts head off of own cock!" and show a headless rooster.

or how about "Farmer cuts head off of own cock!" and show a headless rooster.

Simply genius, but that might be testing the Moderators point of breaking. They'd probably delete the thread before even viewing it. Oh, and if I showed a decapitated animal, some animal activist will come along and go on a spree of crude insults and what not.

what aboutfarmer in position in mid swing with a rooster?


haha, the pure tought of it makes me pee a little.

what aboutfarmer in position in mid swing with a rooster?


haha, the pure tought of it makes me pee a little.

That could possibly work, especially with the new found technology of 'Google Image Search'

sadly, i cant find such an image.



its a sad day in the universe, everyone.

sadly, i cant find such an image.



its a sad day in the universe, everyone.

Quite sad. Not only can we not find a headless cock, but GW has ordered the draft...

I always took him to be a keg type of person

And now it's time we start organising groups to get us dodge-evaders safely into Europe since we can no longer trust Canada. Let's go. We have, what, fifteen days? ...shit. Maybe /I'LL/ go by myself first...yes...

Or simply put: XD

Well you'd have a hard time evading that draft in Europe, especially in the UK. I'll have yours if you don't want it... :D

Well, you can clearly see that Tony Blair is in on the draft, so I would expect it to be hard to avoid, especially in the UK.

Funny pun aside, does anyone feel comfortable when Shrub is around alcoholic beverage?

I think he should be banned from alchohol. Bush on alchohol is like a chimpanzee on alchohol.

if i get drafted... list of things to do, in order:


shoot ashcroft in the testicles.
take pants off.
shove own genitals into frightened and confused ashcroft face.
thrust.
repeat.
scream.
repeat.
run stark naked and scream "I AM THE SWEET POTATO!"

That was funny...I didn't believe that he would do such a thing...yet. But, it was a different "draft", which I think is usually spelled: "draught".

No, I'm pretty sure anything that comes from a tap is called "draft" beer. And boy do I love me some draft beer.

change in process: change ashcroft to "Nuge"
:D :confused: :D

Hey hey hey, no violence in schools, or somewhere?

heh?

Beats me. Random oddity, just like this whole thread.

*wine glasses clink* ill toast to that! *picks up whole bottle of wine* glug glug glug glug...


:gundge:

Sweet jesus, save us all, its a spin-off of the WMDs in Iraq thread, however, mine has visual evidence

Here (http://www.msnbc.com/news/2075796.jpg) is the evidenceDo both of them look half-cut to you? They do to me. Some-one should tell Tony Blair that 'Friends don't let friends invade countries when drunk'.

Seen it ages ago.

what is he drinking, anyway?

No idea, at all. I don't know my alchoholic beverages very well.

Funny pun aside, does anyone feel comfortable when Shrub is around alcoholic beverage?
Of course he used to an alcoholic...doesn't that mean he is again?

Of course he used to an alcoholic...doesn't that mean he is again?
yes.

YES! THE DRAFT IS REINSTATED! WOOOOOOO!
Oh, it's a joke.
*sigh*
Oh well.

YES! THE DRAFT IS REINSTATED! WOOOOOOO!
Oh, it's a joke.
*sigh*
Oh well.

why W()()()()()()()()()? if you want in the army, there isnt exactly a waiting list...