NationStates Jolt Archive

If you had a soapbox for 5 minutes what issues would you bring up?

Spam is good, bring back Word Games!

Anarchy, anarchy, and did I mention anarchy?

Spam is good, bring back Word Games!

Word Games make the world a much better place

I love anarchy, so mention it all you like, or I will. Power, power to me, I like that too.

Just 5 minutes?

yeah only 5 minutes, so everybody gets a turn

The evils of mod oppression! And the awesomeness of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if I had time left over.

The evils of mod oppression! And the awesomeness of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if I had time left over.
And then, they forumban Hashishima. Damn.

yeah only 5 minutes, so everybody gets a turn

I don't care about anyone elses turn...I want more than 5 minutes...I have a lot to bitch about...

Profess my undieing love for the select people who i feel deserve it and then spout out random quotes I know.

Libertarianism, Ayn Rand and that conservativism and liberalism are hypocritical and one-in-the-same.

I'd Most likely talk about The goods of pie. And then throw pies... at everyone... :D

I have a lot to bitch about...

Buy a cat

Word Games make the world a much better place


Yay, a convert!!!

Buy a cat

If I was up on a soapbox the first thing I would bitch about is people who make stupid polls

If I was up on a soapbox the first thing I would bitch about is people who make stupid polls

You aren't on a soapbox, so don't

You aren't on a soapbox, so don't

game, set and match!

You aren't on a soapbox, so don't

Whens my turn?

If I was up on a soapbox the first thing I would bitch about is people who make stupid polls

You said it yourself.

*Nudges a soap box closer*

You said it yourself.

*Nudges a soap box closer*

I am not getting on that soapbox after you touched...someone go get me a new one

I am not getting on that soapbox after you touched...someone go get me a new one

Nobody is going to listen to you unless you are on a soapbox, you'll have to get one yourself

I am not getting on that soapbox after you touched...someone go get me a new one

*Touches all the soap boxes...*

I would do the chicken dance

I would do the chicken dance


I'd pay to see that, put out a jar and donate the proceeds to charity

I'd recommend the Headless Chickens of America Society

I'd tell everyone within earshot that they ought to listen to Nickel Creek.

And then, they forumban Hashishima. Damn.
Apparently everyone here is totally cool with oppression...

I would bring up how important it is to everyone's continued good health that they bow to me.

I would probably masturbate, too. Public masturbation is so cool.

I would probably masturbate, too. Public masturbation is so cool.
just like public nudity in general.

*streaks*

what is it about soapboxes that cause them to ALWAYS provoke smut.

I'd pay to see that, put out a jar and donate the proceeds to charity
Hmmmm....

I would reveal to you all how tasty 'Nasi Lemak' is

Apparently everyone here is totally cool with oppression...

I know I am. I adore oppression. But then, I have an evil-overlord fetish.

Which is something I need to stop telling people.

is that the extent of what would be revealed?

i would grab a person and face hump them untilthey strangled to death on my genitals!

i would grab a person and face hump them untilthey strangled to death on my genitals!

thats nice !

what a great thread by the way...I have gone for wood, which is easier to balanced on, if i were left or right leaning for example

I know I am. I adore oppression.
You and your 'getting people forumbanned just because they were trying to have a little fun.' <_<

You and your 'getting people forumbanned just because they were trying to have a little fun.' <_<

don't even think about it