NationStates Jolt Archive


What do you think of Liechtenstein?

Nihilistic Beginners
25-12-2004, 03:28
Hello everyone I am from Liechtenstein, and I am just wondering what all of you outsiders and aliens think about my country. Did you know that Liechtenstein's money laudering industry is the best in world, so if you ever need clean money, send it over here to Liechtenstein! And we have good beer too.
BLARGistania
25-12-2004, 03:31
political curio?
New Stamford
25-12-2004, 03:33
All I know about Liechtenstien is that you can rent the whole country.
Johnistan
25-12-2004, 03:35
Hello everyone I am from Liechtenstein, and I am just wondering what all of you outsiders and aliens think about my country. Did you know that Liechtenstein's money laudering industry is the best in world, so if you ever need clean money, send it over here to Liechtenstein! And we have good beer too.

My friend is like the 2nd cousin of the king of Liechtenstein.

She just found out.
Tolona
25-12-2004, 03:37
"Effeminate" is what comes to mind when I think of Lichenstein.
Von Witzleben
25-12-2004, 03:46
Hello everyone I am from Liechtenstein, and I am just wondering what all of you outsiders and aliens think about my country. Did you know that Liechtenstein's money laudering industry is the best in world, so if you ever need clean money, send it over here to Liechtenstein! And we have good beer too.
They are a warmongering, imperialist state who invades other countries for no reason. Swarming them with their hordes like locust. Sucking out their resources untill they are all used up. Installing puppet regimes. And then drops them like yesterdays newspaper once they have no use for them anymore.
Upitatanium
25-12-2004, 03:51
They are a warmongering, imperialist state who invades other countries for no reason. Swarming them with their hordes like locust. Sucking out their resources untill they are all used up. Installing puppet regimes. And then drops them like yesterdays newspaper once they have no use for them anymore.

This is 'joking', right?

Your description sounds more like 'Frankenstein'.
Von Witzleben
25-12-2004, 03:52
This is 'joking', right?

Your description sounds more like 'Frankenstein'.
I was bored.
Frankenstein? How so?
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 03:57
Hello everyone I am from Liechtenstein, and I am just wondering what all of you outsiders and aliens think about my country. Did you know that Liechtenstein's money laudering industry is the best in world, so if you ever need clean money, send it over here to Liechtenstein! And we have good beer too.

Gimmick.

But i saw this in the latest threads section of Nationstates, and was hoping "what do you think of liec..." was a mispelling and that we were being asked about people from Leicster. My reaction would have been something along the lines of "They need to wash more often."

All in all, a dissapointing topic.
Nihilistic Beginners
25-12-2004, 04:08
Gimmick.

But i saw this in the latest threads section of Nationstates, and was hoping "what do you think of liec..." was a mispelling and that we were being asked about people from Leicster. My reaction would have been something along the lines of "They need to wash more often."

All in all, a dissapointing topic.

What in God's name would make you think that anyone would want to discuss "Leicster"?, I can hardly even pronounce the name and then again who even knows where the hell "Leicster" is, who even cares about such a provincial backwater...
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 04:11
What in God's name would make you think that anyone would want to discuss "Leicster"?, I can hardly even pronounce the name and then again who even knows where the hell "Leicster" is, who even cares about such a provincial backwater...

Becaue its more intresting than someone pretending to be from Liechtenstien, thats why.
Haverton
25-12-2004, 04:12
I think all those European minicountries should have a war to duke it and see who's the best micronation in Europe! I'd really like to see Vatican City versus Liechtenstein!
Mef
25-12-2004, 04:15
You're about two points ahead of Sealand and Andorra. ;)
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 04:25
Vatican City is a nation?
Backwatertin
25-12-2004, 04:26
Yeah i really have no idea what lichstenschteiny is anyway
sory aboot mi bade speelinge :)
Ernst_Rohm
25-12-2004, 04:27
Hello everyone I am from Liechtenstein, and I am just wondering what all of you outsiders and aliens think about my country. Did you know that Liechtenstein's money laudering industry is the best in world, so if you ever need clean money, send it over here to Liechtenstein! And we have good beer too.

when is your grand duke going to raise his banners and take back his rightful place on the throne of great britian, he is the jacobite pretender whether he accepts it or not, and it is his duty to restore the crown of britian to his family after all these long centuries under the reign of usurpers.
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 04:28
Yeah i really have no idea what lichstenschteiny is anyway
sory aboot mi bade speelinge :)

Yeh dats ok!!!!! Wanna go do sum "money laudering??"

*tsk*
Ernst_Rohm
25-12-2004, 04:29
when is your grand duke going to raise his banners and take back his rightful place on the throne of great britian, he is the jacobite pretender whether he accepts it or not, and it is his duty to restore the crown of britian to his family after all these long centuries under the reign of usurpers.
http://www.electricscotland.com/history/charles/jacobites.htm
Backwatertin
25-12-2004, 04:29
Yeh dats ok!!!!! Wanna go do sum "money laudering??"

*tsk*

oh ok that might help i cant even get it into the vending machines
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 04:31
oh ok that might help i cant even get it into the vending machines

Well thats okay, i mean, Ive found the spellchecker!

As for your prob: Coin on a string! omgwtflol

Failing that, try a brick. *thumbsup*
Backwatertin
25-12-2004, 04:33
Well thats okay, i mean, Ive found the spellchecker!

As for your prob: Coin on a string! omgwtflol

Failing that, try a brick. *thumbsup*

YoU My fRiEnD ArE My hErO!!!!!!
WOW its hard to type like that
Ernst_Rohm
25-12-2004, 04:34
Well thats okay, i mean, Ive found the spellchecker!

As for your prob: Coin on a string! omgwtflol

Failing that, try a brick. *thumbsup*


i knew folks who did that with a dollar bill with strong clear tape on one end. you could supposedly clean out a pop machine of quarters and pop with a quickness.


don't try this at home, it might technically fall under counterfeiting and involve the secret service.
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 04:37
don't try this at home, it might technically fall under counterfeiting and involve the secret service.


You should have omitted that. The more gulliable fools in prison, the less people i have to bitch about who stand in my way in shopping centres.
Backwatertin
25-12-2004, 04:40
You should have omitted that. The more gulliable fools in prison, the less people i have to bitch about who stand in my way in shopping centres.

WHEN I BECOME SUPREME RULER OF THE EARTH I WILL MAKE IT SO THAT ONLY IDIOTS HAVE TO PAY TAXES!!!!!!!!
Ernst_Rohm
25-12-2004, 04:58
You should have omitted that. The more gulliable fools in prison, the less people i have to bitch about who stand in my way in shopping centres.
hey its only for self defence, it never hurts to include a disclaimer anytime its possible you could be accused of inciting someone to commit a crime.
Ellbownia
25-12-2004, 05:03
WHEN I BECOME SUPREME RULER OF THE EARTH I WILL MAKE IT SO THAT ONLY IDIOTS HAVE TO PAY TAXES!!!!!!!!
...just like now. Most of us are smart enough to find exemption, write-offs and loopholes.
Tittybiscuitia
25-12-2004, 05:04
hey its only for self defence, it never hurts to include a disclaimer anytime its possible you could be accused of inciting someone to commit a crime.

Theyre idiots, they wont notice!

As for backwaterboy's post, im absolutely CERTAIN theres at least half a dozen America jokes in that sentence alone.