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This holiday season as we all quietly reflect on spirituality and the finer art of passing gas at the dinner table without being caught, I want you to consider this. I post this link not to cause hysteria nor to make you tremble in fear. I post this as a warning so that you may avoid the devil and spare your soul eternal torment at his hands.

Repent this holiday season. Go to church. Any church will do, but preferably one which serves free pastries after service. The kind with glazing on top is best. Approach the pastor and say to him "I repent. I reject sin and David Hasslehoff and wish to be saved."

Eggshellant site.

Kinda reminds me of the one I once saw that said that star trek and sporks were tools of the devil:p

Eggshellant site.

Kinda reminds me of the one I once saw that said that star trek and sporks were tools of the devil:p

No no no, Star Trek was a tool of communists and Star Wars was nothing more than a ripoff of Asimov's 'Foundation' series. Asimov had nothing to do with the Devil. His college roomate had an uncle who lives near David Hasslehoff. His house address is 664 - neighbor of the beast!

So that guy is next door but one neighbour to the beast you mean?

Does that make him evil or just semi-evil? The margarine of evil?


664--------665--------666
margarine---semi-------evil

Quit trying to change the subject you, you, you SUBJECT CHANGER!

This thread is about David Hasslehoff being the anti-christ. I'm trying to SAVE PEOPLE HERE! Try to keep up!