NationStates Jolt Archive

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I like to wish everyone here a safe and merry Christmas.

As for Santa, he has officially left the North Pole and has visited New Zealand, Australia, and is now over Japan.

More updates to come!

Is there still time to get off the 'naughty' list?

For you Lunatic Goofballs, it may be difficult, but chances are you will find a way.

I don't know Lunatic. He's already making deliveries so I don't think so.

Lunatic Goofballs usually finds ways to accomplish the weird.

I have my pichfork under the chimmly right now... teach him about braking and entering!

Is he over China yet?

I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait...

Is he over China yet?

I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait...

YES HE IS!!

Santa is now over China ladies and gentlemen!

Santa is now over the Himilyas in the nation of Nepal.

Stay warm Santa!

Is he over Florida yet? Can he bring some snow with him?

Is he over Florida yet? Can he bring some snow with him?

I'm in the same timezone as the florida Peninsula. As for snow, I don't think so and as for him being over Florida, not for another several hours yet.

I'm in the same timezone as the florida Peninsula. As for snow, I don't think so and as for him being over Florida, not for another several hours yet.

Is he here yet?

:D

Is he here yet?

:D

No and if you keep this up, I'll have Santa recall his gifts for you.

Well ladies and Gentlemen,

He has now flown through India and is now over the Persian Gulf.

He is a few minutes ahead of schedule.

Next stop, Russia and Scandenavia

Santa better have some pressies for me. If not, i'll sue him for discrimination.

Where is he now?! Where is he now?!

Where is he now?! Where is he now?!

Still the Persian Gulf Area!

Russia is the next stop as well as all the other nations that are celebrating Christmas while on his way to RUssia.

Fantastic! Go big red geezer! Go! Fly like the wind :D

Santa has left the Middle East and is now over Russia.

Thank God for Long Underwear, its cold up there.

No and if you keep this up, I'll have Santa recall his gifts for you.

How about now?

;)

Whens he get to England? :confused:

He has left Russia and is now near the ISS and over Egypt!

He has left Egypt and is now over the nation of Greece. I hope the torch was fully extinguished.

For you Lunatic Goofballs, it may be difficult, but chances are you will find a way.

LG, you aren't naughty, you're just crazy! Santa forgives you! :p

LG, you aren't naughty, you're just crazy! Santa forgives you! :p

HAHA!!! How's your vacation going Tuesday?

I really hope that it actually isn't the people who work at NORAD who set this up every year, because if it is...these people need to find a better way of entertaining themselves that doesn't continue to fool little kids into believing that Santa exists.
By the way, what does NORAD stand for again? It has slipped my mind at the moment...

Santa has now left Greece is now in Italy. I hope the Pasta is good Santa. Your going to need it.

I really hope that it actually isn't the people who work at NORAD who set this up every year, because if it is...these people need to find a better way of entertaining themselves that doesn't continue to fool little kids into believing that Santa exists.
By the way, what does NORAD stand for again? It has slipped my mind at the moment...

Your a scrooge!

NORAD= North Oceanic Radar Air Defense (I think)

And yes, the people at norad have been doing this for 50 years and this is their 5th year of doing this online. There's a nice story on how it all got started too!

http://www.noradsanta.org/english/aboutnorad/whytrack.html

im jewish

NORAD:

North American Air Defense Command

Thank you. And I'm no Scrooge; I just find things like this to be going a wee bit too far, that's all. No offense intended. ^_^

Santas in France...woooo. England soon :)

im jewish


I know ONE house that Santa isn't going to!

Santas in France...woooo. England soon :)

Yep he is in France.

Hurry to the East Coast Santa. I want to open up what you made me!

Thank you. And I'm no Scrooge; I just find things like this to be going a wee bit too far, that's all. No offense intended. ^_^

Accepted. Did you read the story on how they started to track him?

Accepted. Did you read the story on how they started to track him?
No, I didn't, though I might.

I know ONE house that Santa isn't going to!

i know one perosn who is getting coal in her stockings. ;)

Ooh, I'm so excited I'm going to pee myself! C'mon Santa, England's not far!

What about Wales???? He skiped us last year, with his stupid red coloured hat and all, uh....Forgive me SANTA!!!!! please please please bring me what I want for Christmas, I've been a good boy I swear, ( :sniper: ) um, they paid me a lot of money? I won't leave the fire going like last time promise, :eek:

I was talking to a friend of mine associated with the FAA, Santa almost wasn't able to make the trip this year with his sled, his rotating beacon, also known as Rudolph, wasn't shining at the time of inspection, but they got him fixed!

Santa has left France and has arrived in England. Next, he'll fly over the Atlantic.

I know ONE house that Santa isn't going to!

He'd better high tail it over here! I've been very good this year.

Well ok, not very ;)

I really hope that it actually isn't the people who work at NORAD who set this up every year, because if it is...these people need to find a better way of entertaining themselves that doesn't continue to fool little kids into believing that Santa exists.
By the way, what does NORAD stand for again? It has slipped my mind at the moment...

NORAD?

Non-Oblivious Reddish Altered Demagogues?
Nude, Old, wRinkly, and Decrepit?
Not Over Real Art Death?

NORAD stands for NORAD!!
:p

*mumble*
*dribble*

Santa has left England and is now in the Azores!

Next stop? The Americas!

Here's pics of Santa visiting:

New Zealand:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1200.jpg

Sydney:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1400.jpg

Japan:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1500.jpg

China:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1600.jpg

Nepal:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1700.jpg

India:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1800.jpg

Persian Gulf:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/1900.jpg

And more:

Russia:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2000.jpg

Athens:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2100.jpg

Egypt:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2030.jpg

Rome:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2130.jpg

Paris:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2200.jpg

London:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/2300.jpg

The Atlantic Ocean:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0000.jpg

Santa Claus has left the Azores and is now across the Atlantic and into Brazil! He'll be on North American Shores soon.

Santa has left Brazil and has now arrived in Canad in the Province of NewFoundLand. All youngsters on the east coast should be in bed soon because Santa will shortly be arriving.

Here are more pics:

Brazil:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0100.jpg

Newfoundland:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0200.jpg

Your guess is as good as mine what that is in the Newfoundland pic. I think it's the eastern seaboard city lights.

Just a stat, as of right now, Santa has eaten roughly 825,246,250 cookies!

Newsflash: President Bush says Santa actually is developing nuclear weapons, not toys. He will be shot down as soon as he enters US airspace.

Santa claus was shot down over Iraq tonite-But a spontaneous burst of christmas carols sung by eyewitnesses gave his sleigh enuf christmas spirit to relaunch again

Newsflash: President Bush says Santa actually is developing nuclear weapons, not toys. He will be shot down as soon as he enters US airspace.

Santa was already cleared to fly through US Airspace. Leave politics out of here please!

Santa claus was shot down over Iraq tonite-But a spontaneous burst of christmas carols sung by eyewitnesses gave his sleigh enuf christmas spirit to relaunch again

Funny! Please leave!

-and there was much rejoicing.

Funny! Please leave!
now now--your lack of christmas spirit is gonna make Santa crash

My last update since he is now at the US/Canada Border.

All kids along the East Coast should be in bed right now and those in the Central should be going to bed because Santa is officially on the continent.

Good night all and Merry Christmas!

The rest of Santa's pics:

New Brunswick:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0400.jpg

New York:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0430.jpg

St. Louis:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0500.jpg

Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0530.jpg

Reindeer Lake, Canada:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0600.jpg

Seattle:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0700.jpg

Hawaii:
http://www.noradsanta.org/santacam/0830.jpg

Well its here! Christmas day in the New World!

I hope that everyone has a safe and happy holiday. Thank you Squornshelous for the pictures.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Happy New Year!