NationStates Jolt Archive


Festivus and the Baby Jesus, side by side

Incertonia
24-12-2004, 04:55
I thought this was funny, According to the AP (http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2004/12/23/festivus/index.html), a local church group put a nativity scene up on public property in Bartow, Florida, with the permission of the Polk County Commission with the condition that any other religious or secular groups could put up holiday displays. The church agreed--which is a big plus in my eyes for the church--and sure enough, other displays popped up, including one for Zoroastrianism and one for Festivus.

A local ACLU member--and the article didn't say whether he was speaking for himself or for the ACLU, so I imagine he's on his own on this one--objected to the display. (The ACLU's standard position is that there's nothing with religious displays as long as all religious and secular groups are given the opportunity to do the same.) There's no mention of legal action, which is another reason why I think this guy is speaking only for himself.

Unfortunately for the display, all that's there for Festivus is a sign--no aluminum pole. I mean really--how hard is it to find an aluminum pole and stick it in the ground? :D
Andaluciae
24-12-2004, 04:59
what's festivus?
Snowboarding Maniacs
24-12-2004, 05:00
I just looked it up. It's on Wikipedia :p
Andaluciae
24-12-2004, 05:14
I just looked it up. It's on Wikipedia :p
as did I!
New Astrolia
24-12-2004, 08:15
How can you younf Whippershnappers now know what festivus is.
I think I remember a big push to celebrate it on this site last year or something.
Incertonia
24-12-2004, 10:18
As do I. We might have some trouble with the feats of strength, but we more than make up for it in the airing of grievances department. In the meantime, here's our official Festivus pole.

http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-2/Festivus%2003%20pole.jpg
Upitatanium
24-12-2004, 21:42
Which reminds me...how do you wish someone a "Happy Festivus"?

'Happy' doesn't sounds right and is taken. 'Merry' is also taken.
Urukku
24-12-2004, 21:43
Which reminds me...how do you wish someone a "Happy Festivus"?

'Happy' doesn't sounds right and is taken. 'Merry' is also taken.

I believe the correct term is "It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us!" (make festivus and rest-of-us rhyme though)
Chess Squares
24-12-2004, 21:46
I believe the correct term is "It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us!" (make festivus and rest-of-us rhyme though)
you mean festivus and rest of us DONT rhyme normally?

well, i guess thats what comes from living in the south, learn something new every day
Bearded
24-12-2004, 21:51
FESTIVUS KICKS ASS :)

THE JEWISH HOILDAY SUCKS :headbang:

CHRISTMAS IS WORSE :headbang:
Goed Twee
24-12-2004, 22:38
Yay Gifty WubWub Day!
Incertonia
24-12-2004, 23:10
Come to think of it, imagine what kinds of feats of strength we could accomplish through godmodding. :D