NationStates Jolt Archive


Merry non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday

New Genoa
24-12-2004, 03:50
It's almost that time of year again so I'd like to wish everyone a politically correct merry non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday not endorsed by any particular religious group!
Gnostikos
24-12-2004, 03:52
Too late. The winter solstice was 2 days ago.
New Genoa
24-12-2004, 03:54
Damn my Russian calendar.
Skalador
24-12-2004, 03:58
It's almost that time of year again so I'd like to wish everyone a politically correct merry non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday not endorsed by any particular religious group!

Merry capitalist day to you, too! :)

*Tips hat in your direction*
Scolopendra
24-12-2004, 03:59
Heck, I get around this by using fictional holidays with cool names. Example:

"Happy Midwinter Bloodfeast!"

Failing that, "Happy Chrismahanakwanzaka" seems to do pretty well.

http://www.weirdozone.0catch.com/projects/nationstates/scolopendra/hapc-scolo.gif Hearty Aerospace Pirate Cap'n Scolo
New Foxxinnia
24-12-2004, 03:59
It's almost that time of year again so I'd like to wish everyone a politically correct merry non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday not endorsed by any particular religious group!You mean Festivus?
New Genoa
24-12-2004, 04:00
You mean Festivus?

Yes.
Sotha Syl
24-12-2004, 07:39
It's almost that time of year again so I'd like to wish everyone a politically correct merry non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday not endorsed by any particular religious group!

heh, silly, I thank you for your tolerance towards all of us agnostics and Buddhists, not to endorce any religion, (well, technically buddhism isn't a religion, its a philosiphy, but I don't like getting technical...) anyway have a merry, erry politically correct non-offensive, non-denominational, universal, secular holiday not endorsed by any particular religious group! yea, me likes this holiday, so me officially names it dec. 28th! (not that its my juristiction or anything!) oh well! :rolleyes:
Goed Twee
24-12-2004, 11:04
Yay Gifty WubWub Day!