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Who do you Think is The Lord of The Rings?

Me

or Ringo Starr

we'll have to have a wrestling match to find out

Sauron?

The One Ring was the Lord of all the others. It was Sauron's ring - he then was 'Lord of the Rings'. Others will say that whoever possessed it was the Lord of the Rings, in which case Gollum, Bilbo, Frodo and Sam could all be considered to have been, at one point or another, Lord of the Rings.

Gandalf in the chapter in Rivendell berated the hobbits cheering Frodo's survival when they called him the Lord of the Rings saying that that title belongs firmly to the Dark Lord Sauron.

You're all lying to yourselves. Its me of course.

now, DANCE!

Gandalf in the chapter in Rivendell berated the hobbits cheering Frodo's survival when they called him the Lord of the Rings saying that that title belongs firmly to the Dark Lord Sauron.

Only the bad wanted to label themselves with a title because without a label there is no phsycological superiority & inequality factors. Only a common mutual respect will be displayed when you are humble.

You're all lying to yourselves. Its me of course.

now, DANCE!
Oh ho! You seek to claim my title, foolish mortal? And the title I rightfully stole from Ringo Starr, no less! There is only one way to settle this:
Celebrity DeathMatch!

Who do you Think is The Lord of The Rings?

I would say it was the one that created the metal ore to be mined & melted down into the rings that were also given this power.

Oh ho! You seek to claim my title, foolish mortal? And the title I rightfully stole from Ringo Starr, no less! There is only one way to settle this:
Celebrity DeathMatch!

You're on!

*pulls out chair* SMACK!

Not the chair! Argh!

*Picks up Ringo and throws him at BLARGistania*

Sauron, pure and simple. The hobbits would not have been able to wield it's awesome power.

Saruman, Gandalf or perhaps an Elf Lord might have been able to....

Not the chair! Argh!

*Picks up Ringo and throws him at BLARGistania*
*falls over*

Oh, thats how it is.

Calls in mutant ninjas with throwing stars. "

Not mutant ninjas! *uses Ringo as a sheild*
Well, that's one opponent gone, I suppose... um, how about we call it a draw, eh?

The Muffin-Man. Or Sauron, whichever sounds more reasonable. Here is how Sauron became a Power-Hungry Ring Fetish obsessed with killing Hobbits:

(At Middle-Earth Highschool Graduation)
Melkor:Hey, Sauron mah man, I got this cool magic ring. Wanna try it on?
Sauron:NO! My parents say that magic rings are bad! Therefore, you are a bad influince!
Melkor:Aw, come on, all the cool people are doing it! Just look how much fun those nine kings are having!
Ringwraiths:It feels like theres a party in my pants and i just killed everybody in it with a knife of a thousand evils! THATS AWSOME!
Sauron:Ok, I'll try it, but I wont inhale!
*Puts on ring*
Sauron:This ring does nothing to me. It has no effects or repercussions. Therefore, it is useless. But I wont give it back because I can suddenly hear peoples thoughts!
*Hears Dwarf thinking*
Dwarf:Good luck with your future, Sauron!
Sauron:SCREW YOU!
*Lazor Beams*

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/ring3.html

I'm content to stay "Lord of the Wings", and just destroy my opponents on the field of hot-sauce.

Not mutant ninjas! *uses Ringo as a sheild*
Well, that's one opponent gone, I suppose... um, how about we call it a draw, eh?

Alright. We'll call it a draw.

Liberace?

Who do you Think is The Lord of The Rings?

Mr. T

As for me, I'm the Lord Of The Zings. :)

Me

or Ringo Starr

we'll have to have a wrestling match to find out

You're all lying to yourselves. Its me of course.

now, DANCE!

Oh ho! You seek to claim my title, foolish mortal? And the title I rightfully stole from Ringo Starr, no less! There is only one way to settle this:
Celebrity DeathMatch!

Mr. T

As for me, I'm the Lord Of The Zings. :)

"I'm Sparticus!"
"No I'm Sparticus!"
"No! I am Sparticus!!"
"I am Sparticus!!"

It's mine, MY preciouss.

Those nasty hobbitses stole it from us.

"there is only one lord of the rings and he does not share power"

in theory gandalf, galadriel or saruman could have wielded the ring. if they did, it would have possessed them and turned them into a defacto sauron.

aragorn could have USED it but he would have ended up giving it to sauron somehow and becoming a wraith.

Joe Torre.

I believe Frodo is Lord of the Ring because he managed to carry it to Mordor without tripping!

There were only 3 Lord's of the Rings. Sauron, Isiludur and Smeagol. All three claimed the ring as their right and had no intentions of destroying it. Sauron's claim was most prominent, as he created the ring. Isiludur cut the ring from Sauron's hand and claimed it as his families birth right, none of his heirs ever touched it though. Gollum probably posessed it the longest, but in secrecy. It drove Sauron and Gollum mad with desire for the ring; Isiludur had the ring too short of time to actually be driven mad by it.

I truely believe Joe Torre and George Steinbrenner are the true Lords of the Rings.

How else could they get players to play in New York for the Yankee Dickheads?

I'll go for Sauron after all he made it so he is the real Lord isnt he?

There were only 3 Lord's of the Rings. Sauron, Isiludur and Smeagol. All three claimed the ring as their right and had no intentions of destroying it. Sauron's claim was most prominent, as he created the ring. Isiludur cut the ring from Sauron's hand and claimed it as his families birth right, none of his heirs ever touched it though. Gollum probably posessed it the longest, but in secrecy. It drove Sauron and Gollum mad with desire for the ring; Isiludur had the ring too short of time to actually be driven mad by it.

Sauron made it but lost it.

Isildur stole it but lost it.

We found it and kept it for the longest period of time, before it was stolen from us by the nasty hobbitses. It was our birthday present.

And, we have the preciouss at the end.

It's ours.

And don't call us mad - are you an nasty hobbitses or orc?