NationStates Jolt Archive

Winner gets a cookie :)

and a fluffle :fluffle:

:fluffle:ing?

playing NS
Masterbating
eating
sleeping
drinking
doing drugs
reading
listening to music
having sex


It's gotta be under ONE of those categories!

All wrong...

Hint: my shoulders ache from it (no not masterbating)

Working out at the gym.

Weightlifting?
Kayaking?
Paintballing?
Writing?
Climbing?

putting lights all over the outside of your house/ up a tree?

Breathing?

Cocaine?

No sports. No drugs (although I could go for some weed :p)

No sport and no drugs but it makes your shoulders ache? Hmmmm...

You went shopping for a new dress to wear to the winter formal

Being hit repeatedly by your friends?

Spent the day nailed to a cross like Jesus?

Nope.

Another hint: Yesterday I was dressed up as a baby

cutting firewood?

Drinking whiskey and crying?

Spent the day nailed to a cross like Jesus?
I wish :D

Another hint: Yesterday I was dressed up as a baby

Playing Paul Bunyan?

Sado-masochism.

Sado-masochism.
And other fetishes.

i would guess, but i was threatened with a fluffling

Crawling around on your hands & knees?

Nothing even close

Hint: It gets worse the longer you wait

Nothing even close

Hint: It gets worse the longer you wait

Having a crap while dressed as a baby?

Nothing even close

Hint: It gets worse the longer you wait
erm....being a victim of HIV?

Sore shoulders and wearing a diaper, eh?

Were you delivering presents (or preparing to) to a bunch of good boys and girls?

The sack is heavy (sore shoulders) and you can't exactly use the facilities in that sleigh (the need for a diaper)? :)

erm....being a victim of HIV?
I wish (I'd had to have sex for that :D :fluffle: )

You...got into a weightlifting competition at a convention for fans of infantillism...but...you had to endure a long line-up to the washroom...?

You...got into a weightlifting competition at a convention for fans of infantillism...but...you had to endure a long line-up to the washroom...?
No sports and I dressed up as a baby YESTERDAY, not today.

hint: a bucket

Were you portraying the baby Jesus in a play who's cast included people from a local S&M club?

hint: a bucket

Windowcleaning dressed as a baby
Having a dump into a bucket dressed as a baby
Trying to get a bucket off your head while dressed as a baby

Ooh, this is a tricky one.

Cleaning and lifting.

Windowcleaning dressed as a baby
Having a dump into a bucket dressed as a baby
Trying to get a bucket off your head while dressed as a baby

Ooh, this is a tricky one.
AAAH. I wasn't a baby TODAY.

Hint 28736412: a chicken

This is getting boring.

AAAH. I wasn't a baby TODAY.

Hint 28736412: a chicken
this is sounding sicker and sicker ....I dont even want to be here now...ewww

You were working at a KFC?

Shovelling Snow...

Ah, I looked back. You were dressed as a baby yesterday and your shoulders ache from whatever you've been doing today. This activity involved no sports and no drugs.

Shovelling Snow...
Why would I need a chicken (OR ANY SIDE PRODUCTS) for that?

You were working at a KFC?

He said chicken, not dog.

Yesterday you were dressed as a baby and danced about in the street, somebody thought you were doing it for charity, gave you a shit load of money and today you spent the money on buckets of chicken and ate it while weightlifting

What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business and I don't think it is appropiate to discuss this subject matter here...I pity that poor chicken..

I'm gonna tell. No cookies or fluffles for anyone

Scrubbing eggs from my walls and ceiling

So there :p

I now see how you get over 5,000 posts.

As for the guessing game...

You were thrown out of your home with all your clothes landing in the mud, being hung up to dry, while you put on baby clothes, and prepare to cook a chicken for Christmas. While reaching for the Rosemary, you trip on a bucket, fall down the stairs, break your neck, die, get ressurected with only a shoulder ache to remember the incident by.

you got beaten by NS players for making the world biggest waste of time, outside of sport and chain email ?

Acting in a musical remake of scrooge?

I'm gonna tell. No cookies or fluffles for anyone

Scrubbing eggs from my walls and ceiling

So there :p
What's that in white? :eek:

You were scrubbing eggs off the wall wearing baby clothes? What kind of sick sh*t is that? I swear to god you are a new breed of pervert

You were scrubbing eggs off the wall wearing baby clothes? What kind of sick sh*t is that? I swear to god you are a new breed of pervert
No... wearing boxers and a big sweater

1. No sports
2. No drugs
3. No S&M (never got laid)

An accident of some sort, like tripping over a bucket
Holiday related injury, as the chicken might imply
Getting trashed for wearing baby clothes

The possibilities are endless.

So...why did you have eggs all over your walls and ceiling? :confused: :confused: :confused:

So...why did you have eggs all over your walls and ceiling? :confused: :confused: :confused:
YOOHOO!

Next quiz!

Why would I have eggs on my walls and ceiling?
Winner gets a cookie and fluffle!

being hit with a tiny hammer by a huge cat with tiny claws who also has hands on the hand, but you think its your shoulder?
and remember brothers:

The Poetry Of Trulin (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=378551&page=5&highlight=trulin)

being hit with a tiny hammer by a huge cat with tiny claws who also has hands on the hand, but you think its your shoulder?
and remember brothers:

The Poetry Of Trulin (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=378551&page=5&highlight=trulin)
BTW. Are you Trulin? Or one of the henchmen?

Somebody was egging your home while you windows were open

You were sleep walking and vandalized your home

Cooking machinery...

Pets involved...

BTW. Are you Trulin? Or one of the henchmen?
We are all related to brother Trulin, he lives in all of us.

Because you lost a bet with a co worker you were forced to take a piss while wearing a diaper, into a bucket filled with KFC chicken....oh and then you were forced to eat it.

You were attacked by Egg Ninjas and spilt thier white and yellow filling all over your walls and ceiling.

I regret nothing! Huzzah!

Egg fight? Inside your kitchen?

Egg fight? Inside your kitchen?
Getting close.... but not in my kitchen :( In my 10 m2 room

plotting how to get people to run around in circles figuring out watchu did all day long?

plotting how to get people to run around in circles figuring out watchu did all day long?
I don't know if I can make a thread like this everyday :(