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What gift are you giving your sweetie this Festive season?

Dobbs Town
23-12-2004, 20:10
I'm giving mine the gifts of quality sex toys, tasy nosh, and electronic media.

What about you?
SilverCities
23-12-2004, 20:23
I gave my darling tasty treats from across the pond and a little something I do not feel comfortable saying just yet because he is not allowed to open til Christmas and if he reads this he will know what it is but needless to say it is fun... He will like it
Dobbs Town
23-12-2004, 20:31
And now there's a poll.

This is my very first poll.

Nifty.
Janers place
23-12-2004, 20:36
An outstanding necklace, along with sex like it was cool
Drunk commies
23-12-2004, 20:55
Does a pearl necklace count as jewelery or sex?
Bobs Own Pipe
23-12-2004, 20:56
drug paraphenalia.

:fluffle:
Ernst_Rohm
23-12-2004, 20:57
a digital camera, a gift certificate for a tattoo, some seasons of buffy, some earings, a few books on ghosts ect...
Dobbs Town
23-12-2004, 20:57
Does a pearl necklace count as jewelery or sex?

LOL either/or I suppose
Dobbs Town
23-12-2004, 22:40
This bump is brought to you by Crelm, the toothpaste with the miracle ingredient 'fraudulin'...

Bump!
Hyinda
23-12-2004, 23:00
a digital camera, a gift certificate for a tattoo, some seasons of buffy, some earings, a few books on ghosts ect...


will he/she want that tattoo when she's 80 years old and wrinkly and has grandchildren? will she want to feel the pain of it being removed? i bet she'll feel pressured to get the tattoo, even if she doesn't want one, just because you got her a GC
Northern Trombonium
23-12-2004, 23:02
I have no sweety! Curse you! Curse you for reminding me of my inability to attract a member of the opposite sex, even for something as simple as coffee! Curse you, I say!!!!

:p
Lunatic Goofballs
24-12-2004, 01:29
I'm giving my sweetie an Ipod, a bracelet made from TiGold(a groovy 24 karat gold-titanium alloy) and an impressive series of orgasms. :)
New Genoa
24-12-2004, 01:32
Cyanide.
Nihilistic Beginners
24-12-2004, 01:33
the clap...I'm giving it to everyone
Eutrusca
24-12-2004, 01:41
Well, right now I'm between "sweeties," so I get to save some big bucks! :D
Ernst_Rohm
24-12-2004, 03:45
will he/she want that tattoo when she's 80 years old and wrinkly and has grandchildren? will she want to feel the pain of it being removed? i bet she'll feel pressured to get the tattoo, even if she doesn't want one, just because you got her a GC

this is the third year in a row we have gotten each other gift certificates for tattoos. when you're old a wrinkly what difference does it make if you have tattoos, you're still gonna be just as old and wrinkly either way.
Dobbs Town
24-12-2004, 08:19
And now another bump for everyone else's sweeties...

Bump
Autocraticama
24-12-2004, 08:43
2.5 carat total weight diamond and platinum engagement ring. Proposing christmas night....wish me luck...
Dobbs Town
24-12-2004, 09:03
2.5 carat total weight diamond and platinum engagement ring. Proposing christmas night....wish me luck...

Wow, good luck...don't eat too much turkey beforehand!

LOL

Happy (and in your case, EXTRAORDINARILY Happy) Festive Season, everybody-!
Incertonia
24-12-2004, 10:21
She's getting a couple of cds (one of which she didn't even know existed until last week), a remote control Mini Cooper, a couple of books she's wanted for a long time, and some stuff for her cello.

And of course, she's getting the full Incertus treatment. :D
Goed Twee
24-12-2004, 10:30
Not really a sweetie yet, but I got her this:
http://animationmaniac.lolipop.jp/1130/cho2
Nevareion
24-12-2004, 10:32
A bicycle!
See u Jimmy
24-12-2004, 10:59
two designer rings (diamond & titanium) with matching pendant, pearl earings, diamond watch, designer underwear, Silk shortie PJs, books, CD's, DVD's.
I save all year to go for broke each christmas.
Bottle
24-12-2004, 13:36
I'm giving mine the gifts of quality sex toys, tasy nosh, and electronic media.

What about you?
the Nirvana box set and the X-men Legends game for GameCube.
Zooke
24-12-2004, 13:53
Does a pearl necklace count as jewelery or sex?

Either, I guess, but I would count it as jewelry. I wear nothing but pearls as my Mama said "Women wear jewels, but ladies wear pearls". I'm giving my hubbie a DeWalt 12" Double-Bevel Sliding Compound Miter Saw, laser level, electric razor, and Clapton's "Me and Mr. Johnson". He's a cabinet maker so I can do most of my shopping at Lowes!! :D
Slender Goddess
24-12-2004, 14:14
Hmmmmmmmmmmm - I don't do Christmas, sound like I am missing out on a lot of fun and pretty stuff. Maybe I should switch religions......

Slender Goddess
Demented Hamsters
24-12-2004, 14:33
A Louis Vuitton Monogram Multicolore bag (Speedy 30 if you're really interested).
And some vacuum cleaner bags. But only cause I promised to buy them a week ago then forgot.

So 6 bags in total.
Sleipinir
24-12-2004, 14:44
I found this Buddah statue down in Tampa I picked up for her. And she's been saying she needs anohter shoe bag, and I have to admit the one she has is kinda dirty and getting nasty. Plus, whatever CDs I happen to find around the house that she doesn't have and needs to have. That last one's not something I'd do by itself, but it's a nice add on.
AnarchyeL
24-12-2004, 18:28
Being atheist heathens, we do not celebrate any of these religious holidays.
Incertonia
24-12-2004, 23:16
Being atheist heathens, we do not celebrate any of these religious holidays.
Some of us do. :D
Okay, so I'm more agnostic than atheist, but I'm still a heathen.
Maraque
24-12-2004, 23:35
I'm giving my boyfriend a wedding band.