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Europe threw 2 major wars and invited us to each of them. I think we owe them. We should have a major war in North America that they can attend.

I'll bring snacks.

I'll bring snacks.

If its another War on Drugs will you be supplying the drugs?

OK, Canada you'll be playing the part of the Soviet Union. The red states are Germany, Blue states are the allies, Mexico can be Italy. We'll kick it off when Germany (red states) invades poland (Illinois).

If its another War on Drugs will you be supplying the drugs?


My grip on reality is already tenuous at best.

OK, Canada you'll be playing the part of the Soviet Union. The red states are Germany, Blue states are the allies, Mexico can be Italy. We'll kick it off when Germany (red states) invades poland (Illinois).

Who gets to play Switzerland? Think carefully about this, because when you come to film it all Steve McQueen on a motorbike trying to get into Schenectady just isn't going to be the same.

this is the solution i have been looking for.... i have all of these pent up hateful feelings and no one to direct them towards... the problem is, the axis has paid spies among us (welfare recipients) and they are gradually taking our ability to fight away (gun laws)... anyhow, me and my SKS are ready, willing, and extremely capable.... just give me the word... ;-)

Hell all of us Texans here in Colorado will fight the good fight.

If its another War on Drugs will you be supplying the drugs?

Har.

OK, Canada you'll be playing the part of the Soviet Union. The red states are Germany, Blue states are the allies, Mexico can be Italy. We'll kick it off when Germany (red states) invades poland (Illinois).

I'll fap to that.

OK, Canada you'll be playing the part of the Soviet Union. The red states are Germany, Blue states are the allies, Mexico can be Italy. We'll kick it off when Germany (red states) invades poland (Illinois).

So, is it going to be a Capture The Flag game?

Ooh, it could be a destroy the base type game. The blues have to destroy the white house while the reds have to destroy...uh... lets say the statue of liberty. (not making a political statement here, by the way)

What about sponsorship?

So, is it going to be a Capture The Flag game?

Yeah, whoever captures Washington, the enemy capital, and retains their capital wins.

OK, Canada you'll be playing the part of the Soviet Union. The red states are Germany, Blue states are the allies, Mexico can be Italy. We'll kick it off when Germany (red states) invades poland (Illinois).
You do realize that if they are the red states and they get Illinois the allies would lose.

I was hoping for a war similar to that in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

It just seems more realistic that we'd invade Canada because of an offensive movie.

And for an added twist, let's show our European friends our dominance in reality TV and have Bush take off his mask and reveal that he is, in fact, NOT a billionare...but in fact some bum they picked off the street to run the nation!

so..Europe would be like the US? and when the blue states are all taken over, except for the holdout of New England with its awesome air force of Sikorsky helicopters, Europe comes in, lands on the banks of Calfornia, charges on shore from their amphibious vehicles, and kicks some red state @$$.

:sniper: i'l aim for bush

so..Europe would be like the US? and when the blue states are all taken over, except for the holdout of New England with its awesome air force of Sikorsky helicopters, Europe comes in, lands on the banks of Calfornia, charges on shore from their amphibious vehicles, and kicks some red state @$$.
wait....who'll play Japan?

I say Alaska would do good. It's all the way out there and no one seems to care about it. And it's a red state too.

Europe threw 2 major wars and invited us to each of them. I think we owe them. We should have a major war in North America that they can attend.

We owe Europe Zip, Zilch, Nothing, nada. They fought 2 world wars and we wanted to stay out of them but only got involved relunctantly and that was to defend ourselves. Want a war in N.A.? The only border tension is between the US and Mexico. Good Luck!

We owe Europe Zip, Zilch, Nothing, nada. They fought 2 world wars and we wanted to stay out of them but only got involved relunctantly and that was to defend ourselves. Want a war in N.A.? The only border tension is between the US and Mexico. Good Luck!
Way to take me too seriously. Keep up the good work.

We owe Europe Zip, Zilch, Nothing, nada. They fought 2 world wars and we wanted to stay out of them but only got involved relunctantly and that was to defend ourselves. Want a war in N.A.? The only border tension is between the US and Mexico. Good Luck!

It's a joke, you ass.

Way to take me too seriously. Keep up the good work.

Maybe we should colour code our posts to show whether or not we're joking.

I'll bring snacks.

LMFAO!!!

It's a joke, you ass.

No shit sherlock!

Way to take me too seriously. Keep up the good work.

Well your a drunkin' commie so I thought I set the record straight! LOL!!!! I guess, I said it with to much of a straight face. Just take out Philly while your playing the game. I hate Philly anyway.

This thread has taken a bad turn...

Europe threw 2 major wars and invited us to each of them. I think we owe them. We should have a major war in North America that they can attend.
how about you just fight with mexico or something. leave canada and the nukes out of it.

better yet, fight amongst yourselves.

This thread has taken a bad turn...

Yeah, lets get back to pissing about.


So, what about sponsorship? Promotional toys?

how about you just fight with mexico or something. leave canada and the nukes out of it.

better yet, fight amongst yourselves.

What kind of hosts would we be if we didn't invite our neighbors to the north?

how about you just fight with mexico or something. leave canada and the nukes out of it.

better yet, fight amongst yourselves.
Look, we need a big, cold nation for the red states to invade like when Germany invaded the Soviet Union. Nobody but Canada fits the description here in North America. So, like it or not you guys are playing the soviets.

If the red states are Germany... crap. Looks like I'm gonna have to start up the internal resistence. Probably wind up thrown in one of the war camps, or worse...

Look, we need a big, cold nation for the red states to invade like when Germany invaded the Soviet Union. Nobody but Canada fits the description here in North America. So, like it or not you guys are playing the soviets.

Not necessarily - you can always use fake snow...

Not necessarily - you can always use fake snow...
How are we going to get the axis soldiers to freeze to death in fake snow?

Who are we gonna get to lead up the Red States? I mean, sure, we've got W, but does he have the lasting despotic appeal that we'll need when we create an entire channel devoted to replaying the war endlessly? He doesn't look evil, just goofy.

We should start looking for a more evil-looking dictator to lead the Axis.

Who are we gonna get to lead up the Red States? I mean, sure, we've got W, but does he have the lasting despotic appeal that we'll need when we create an entire channel devoted to replaying the war endlessly? He doesn't look evil, just goofy.

We should start looking for a more evil-looking dictator to lead the Axis.
Maybe if he grew a tiny little moustache.

How are we going to get the axis soldiers to freeze to death in fake snow?

We'll just have to be a bit creative about it. They don't necessarily have to freeze to death, do they? They could fall out of trees.

so..Europe would be like the US? and when the blue states are all taken over, except for the holdout of New England with its awesome air force of Sikorsky helicopters, Europe comes in, lands on the banks of Calfornia, charges on shore from their amphibious vehicles, and kicks some red state @$$.

No, Europe would ignore the advice of the blue states, who had tried that already, then go charging in and get their asses kicked on the beaches. the blue states would land properly

No, Europe would ignore the advice of the blue states, who had tried that already, then go charging in and get their asses kicked on the beaches. the blue states would land properly

I'm a bit confused. Which country are you insulting here?

Cuba can be Switzerland :D Thats a good motercycle jump.


Oh and which Canadian city is stalingrad? And we need a suitable canadian to be that russian chap jude law played..

Vassili Zaitsev right?

I'm a bit confused. Which country are you insulting here?

America

the post i quoted should have explained it to you

Oh yes, Europe represents America. Which country represents Britain?

Oh yes, Europe represents America. Which country represents Britain?
We need an island. How about Puerto Rico?

We need an island. How about Puerto Rico?

Personally, I quite like the sound of St Lucia.

is that just for the red states to try and invade?

is that just for the red states to try and invade?
The island? No, it represents England.

that was my point

The island? No, it represents England.

~cough~ the United Kingdom ~cough~

Europe threw 2 major wars and invited us to each of them. I think we owe them. We should have a major war in North America that they can attend.

Might happen sooner than you think what with Mr. Dubya trying his very best to piss off Arabs and Muslims enough for them to come knocking to his door.

I'm a bit confused. Which country are you insulting here?

Bizarrely enough, despite the fact that Europe are the ones getting their asses kicked here, I think it is actually the US that he is insulting.


How much more convoluted could it be?

None more convoluted.

If it isn't skirting too close to the boundries of good taste: who gets to play the Jews?

If it isn't skirting too close to the boundries of good taste: who gets to play the Jews?

The Jews. Gotta go with experience on this one. *nod*

Can I play the part of the common bacteria that wipes out all the invaders due to incompatible immunity systems?

The Jews. Gotta go with experience on this one. *nod*

I admit that I was too diffident to suggest that the Jews reprise their role again, on the basis of their previous esperience...

The Jews. Gotta go with experience on this one. *nod*

Can I play the part of the common bacteria that wipes out all the invaders due to incompatible immunity systems?

This is World War 2 not War Of The Worlds!

This is World War 2 not War Of The Worlds!

Can't it be both?

Which version, movie or book?

Personally I think it'd be fun to have those horribly primative walkers running about.

Also, who gets to play the Martians?

Might happen sooner than you think what with Mr. Dubya trying his very best to piss off Arabs and Muslims enough for them to come knocking to his door.

He was joking Skalador!

If it isn't skirting too close to the boundries of good taste: who gets to play the Jews?
Considering Bush's attitude towards any muslim who isn't a saudi prince, I would think it would be obvious.

If it isn't skirting too close to the boundries of good taste: who gets to play the Jews?

I suggest neo-Nazis, as an ironic twist.