Jokes!
Gnomish Republics
23-12-2004, 13:21
Post yours.
Two guys.
"Excuse me, do you know the time?"
"Six watch."
"Such much?"
"Whom how."
"What, you also went to MGU?"
Torching Witches
23-12-2004, 13:23
Mgu?
q: what do you call a man with a dick in his nostril
a: fucknose
Chinkopodia
23-12-2004, 13:27
A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.
The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot headed directly for a very large plate glass window. The ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened.
When they peeked inside the house they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife said, "do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.
The wife said, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.
The husband and wife agreed on two wishes... one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I have made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."
The husband and wife agreed, after much discussion.
After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?" to which she responded, "Three years." The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?" to which she responded, "31 years old."
"How long has he believed in this genie crap?" :p :D
Clint the mercyful
23-12-2004, 14:45
Post yours.
Two guys.
"Excuse me, do you know the time?"
"Six watch."
"Such much?"
"Whom how."
"What, you also went to MGU?"
can you look up "joke" in the dictionary, as this is not one !
Bingohall
23-12-2004, 15:05
The Genie joke was genious! I hope you don't mind if I plagurise?
How about this one...
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Cutting your legs off.
:D
The Genie joke was genious! I hope you don't mind if I plagurise?
How about this one...
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Cutting your legs off.
:D
but... that's not how that joke goes.
:(
Drunk commies
23-12-2004, 15:56
A guy finds a magical lamp and rubs it. A genie comes out. The genies says "Thank you for releasing me. I will grant you one wish in return." The guy says "I wish my dick was long enough to touch the ground." So the genie cut his legs off.
Social Outcast-dom
23-12-2004, 16:43
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
Eiri Yuki
23-12-2004, 16:49
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
*reads it over*
WTF?
*reads it again*
WTF?
*read it ag...*
OOOOOOOH!
:D