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In regard to our discovery tha Torching Witches is, in fact, the Messiah, the cult of Haroldianism has been set up. All ye who wish to join it, join here, and soon Haroldianism shall rule the world! Mwahahaha! or at least get onto a census.....

So join the wonderful cult of Haroldianism here, and celebrate this amazing new religion...
Clue 3: 20720 of 1000000…not bad.
:silence:

You get a free toy when you join!

:stampede:

That's better.

This was easier than I thought.

You mean you're NOT the Messiah? :eek: :p

[deathly silence, people drop their free toys and stare at TWitches]

You mean you're NOT the Messiah? :eek: :p

[deathly silence, people drop their free toys and stare at TWitches]
No. Just that I thought the Son of God would find it a bit more difficult recruiting than this. Early retirement could be back on the cards.

[assorted sighs]

Phew, that's allright then.

[people pick up their free toys and continue milling about aimlessly]

is this where we worship harold bishop off neighbours?

is this where we worship harold bishop off neighbours?
No. You have to worship me. I did think the cult name (Harold) was confusing, but that was partly deliberate. It draws more interest in.

*creeps in*
Am I allowed to join?
:confused::(

No. Just that I thought the Son of God would find it a bit more difficult recruiting than this. Early retirement could be back on the cards.
You're joking, right? Just think of all those disillusioned catholics after the press attacked the entire church over paedophilia! They need someone to worship - you could claim you're best buds with the J-Man. Then, you've got all your confused teens! They'll flock make no mistake. There are also the new-age thinkers who will join up because it sounds cool. And, finally, the people who actually manage to find a serious message in all of this! You've got it MADE!!!

Now how do we make money off this new religion? I need a new car...

Now how do we make money off this new religion? I need a new car...
Easy. Fundraising. It's tax free AND for a good cause :D

Now, does that work like a pyramid scheme, where I collect some from my parishoners, and pass some up the line, and so on? Or does it work more like the Anglican Church, where I collect some from my parishoners, and pass some up the line, and so on?

I'm happy to sign up for anything that gives out free stuff!!

Has anyone considered making a Nationstate called summat like 'The Theocracy of Haroldianism' yet?

Now, does that work like a pyramid scheme, where I collect some from my parishoners, and pass some up the line, and so on? Or does it work more like the Anglican Church, where I collect some from my parishoners, and pass some up the line, and so on?
No, it works like the catholic church, where you pay to have sins removed :eek:

And on Saint Weebl's day, everyone gets free pie! :p

And on Saint Weebl's day, everyone gets free pie! :p
Score. I always wanted a pie from a living saint :)

Does that mean you want to cut a slice?

there are 2 ian smiths in bude, neither are australian

How about a bump.....?

And on Saint Weebl's day, everyone gets free pie! :p

Mmmmmm......
Pie...
:p

I'm in. Any cult with free pie can count me in.

Hey... There wouldn't be any cyanide in that pie, would there?
:eek:

Not a drop. Just tasty, tasty beef.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers

Let me be the fifteenth "Forsaken" desciple. I'll be the scapegoat when something bad happens! Or I can wonder ino the desert and find the "true" records of our new Messiah, and begin my own sect! Yay!

Can I join? P'ease?

If stoned teenagers are welcome, sign me up.

Damn! I made a list! I guess I'm really an NSer now. And in such good company! Hoo-ray Haroldism. Off to go lift a pie!

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La

List updated.

Strangely enough, I find myself signing up to join this cult. Just send the free pie whenever you're ready.

Strangely enough, I find myself signing up to join this cult. Just send the free pie whenever you're ready.

i've been waiting weeks now. must be the christmas post...

Updated.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers

Updated.

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