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It's all too easy to forget the real meaning of Christmas, isn't it? But, at this time of year, I like to make a special effort with this sort of thing. I often find myself wondering whether, when the Messiah finally arrives, whether he or she will know who he/she is.

I mean, it could be any of us, and the Messiah him/herself might not even know it. I sometimes find myself postulating that it could be me, even. I mean, I'm of good heart and spirit, and I always treat others around me with the utmost respect. And, above all, I like to think that I'm special.

So, I put it to you, am I the Messiah?

yes you are

yes you are
Oh. Are you sure? I was really hoping I wasn't. Does this mean that I have to become (sic) celibate?

No, but your cult should.

Good point. I already have my cult of rogue agnostics.

Even your uername suggests so - you smite the dark forces by Torching Witches!

You ARE the Messiah! :eek:

:immediately converts and prostrates in front of computer:

Now all you need to do is gather some disciples and spread the word! ;)

Good point. I already have my cult of rogue agnostics.

*sigh* That term isn't fit to be used by an atheist/nontheist/secular person such as yourself... While it's denotation suggests otherwise, it's connotation means liberal-Christian-having-a-bad-week.

Gosh, everybody's being so cooperative. It must be true.

*sigh* That term isn't fit to be used by an atheist/nontheist/secular person such as yourself... While it's denotation suggests otherwise, it's connotation means liberal-Christian-having-a-bad-week.
I'm not atheist, though. I'm agnostic. Atheist means that I believe there is no God. Agnostic means I don't know and I don't care.

All hail Torching Witches!

Hmmmm.......we must think of a shorter name...I know! Twitches! :)

All hail Torching Witches!

Hmmmm.......we must think of a shorter name...I know! Twitches! :)
Must be a chink in the nervous system.

I'm not atheist, though. I'm agnostic. Atheist means that I believe there is no God. Agnostic means I don't know and I don't care.

Misconceptions shmisconseptions. Turn to the dark side. We care less than you care. We don't "believe" anything.
Atheist is a name which has evolved beyond its nomenclature, much like those it identifies... which is more I can say for most other names.

It's all too easy to forget the real meaning of Christmas, isn't it? But, at this time of year, I like to make a special effort with this sort of thing. I often find myself wondering whether, when the Messiah finally arrives, whether he or she will know who he/she is.

I mean, it could be any of us, and the Messiah him/herself might not even know it. I sometimes find myself postulating that it could be me, even. I mean, I'm of good heart and spirit, and I always treat others around me with the utmost respect. And, above all, I like to think that I'm special.

So, I put it to you, am I the Messiah?

You are the messiahst little kid I ever met. Just look at this pig sty! :mad:

Misconceptions shmisconseptions. Turn to the dark side. We care less than you care. We don't "believe" anything.
Atheist is a name which has evolved beyond its nomenclature, much like those it identifies... which is more I can say for most other names.
Heretic. Bow before me, blasphemer.

Must be a chink in the nervous system.

Was that joke intentional? BOOM BOOM! :p

You are the messiahst little kid I ever met. Just look at this pig sty! :mad:
Oh, a reference to a shed. Yep, I'm definitely the Messiah.

Torch the heretics with the witches! :)

Was that joke intentional? BOOM BOOM! :p
No, I hadn't actually looked at your name, what with you being much less improtant than me. I just couldn't think of a better word than "chink".

Torch the heretics with the witches! :)
No, they require quite separate festivals, and hence, bank holidays.

Yaay! Hail the Messiah!

I was just reading over your various posts. Ooops, I mean sacred texts. You are obviously not the messiah. You are the.........









Anti-messiah!


667, neighbor of the beast

Heresy! Wht is your backing! We will have to hold an extra-special ceremony for YOUR burning! :p

I was just reading over your various posts. Ooops, I mean sacred texts.
I prefer the term "scribbled notes". I hope you like a good bonfire.

What shall we call this cult, oh Messiah?

What shall we call this cult, oh Messiah?
Harold.

Everybody, the spread of Haroldianism is upon you! ;)

Everybody, the spread of Haroldianism is upon you! ;)
I'd use cream on that if I were you.

I'd just have a shower. If you have spreadable butter all over you, the worst you can do is put cream on it, think of all the younger siblings that would try to lick it off!

I'd just have a shower. If you have spreadable butter all over you, the worst you can do is put cream on it, think of all the younger siblings that would try to lick it off!

:D

Pity I have no younger siblings. :(

Ooh a cult, nice. When can we have our first schism?

Ooh a cult, nice. When can we have our first schism?
There will be no schisms, thank you very much. I find it wise never to trust words with a consonant:vowel ratio of more than 4.

Pity? PITY? I have a younger sister and she's comparable only to....err.....the ANTI-HAROLD! Yes, the anti-Harold. ;)

Seriously though, if you think you'll be able to have fun with a younger sibling, you're almost totally wrong. For a few days a year they're nice to you, for every other day, at one point in the day, they're trying to rip your face off. Literally. :rolleyes:

Pity? PITY? I have a younger sister and she's comparable only to....err.....the ANTI-HAROLD! Yes, the anti-Harold. ;)

Seriously though, if you think you'll be able to have fun with a younger sibling, you're almost totally wrong. For a few days a year they're nice to you, for every other day, at one point in the day, they're trying to rip your face off. Literally. :rolleyes:

I have an older sister. Fortunately, as we were growing up, I was the troublemaker. But she could be an evil witch when she decided to be. *nod*

Sorry, TW, I just don't think you're the Messiah. Now, I could be wrong. It happens quite a bit. But you aren't in an insane asylum, are you? Or is that what NS really is and I just get to go out on a day pass to go to work and the grocery store?

Anywho, anyone who realizes they are the Messiah and starts going about trying to actively (publicly and not just on this forum) bring others into their flock is either going to wind up in an assylum - or end up very rich!

What the hell. Go for it! I'm just too much of a stuborn heretic to ever follow any flesh and blood mortal to salvation. But I wish you luck on your Messiahood. Mazeltov!

Anywho, anyone who realizes they are the Messiah and starts going about trying to actively (publicly and not just on this forum) bring others into their flock is either going to wind up in an assylum - or end up very rich!
You missed out mass suicide.

He's the Messiah, all praise him. Cast your eyes not from that infernal being that is Torching Witches but to Luntic Golfballs, all hail LG.

May Aust burn in the fiery pits of the domain that is dwelt in by the anti-Harold!

OOC: Aust, you haven't started that Character RP you werer talking about, you said it would be up by last Friday

He's the Messiah, all praise him. Cast your eyes not from that infernal being that is Torching Witches but to Luntic Golfballs, all hail LG.
Oh piss off and go form your own cult. Now, who wants to shine my shoes?

May Aust burn in the fiery pits of the domain that is dwelt in by the anti-Harold!

OOC: Aust, you haven't started that Character RP you werer talking about, you said it would be up by last Friday
OOC: Oh I forgot about that. Sorry.

You'll all burn in the firy pit that is eserved for the followers of Harold.

Oh piss off and go form your own cult. Now, who wants to shine my shoes?
Sorry, he's just more interesting than you. I'll shine your shoes though.

Well... I know I'm Jesus, but I am most certainly not the Son of God. I am just a man who makes a lot of sense.

Well... I know I'm Jesus, but I am most certainly not the Son of God. I am just a man who makes a lot of sense.
Well, follow me, then, and others will surely join.

You guys are starting to scare me. Wait, starting? What am I saying?!?

You guys are starting to scare me. Wait, starting? What am I saying?!?
Let go of your fear. You will have no need for it now that I have saved you.

"Why do you fear? Have you still no faith?"

Let go of your fear. You will have no need for it now that I have saved you.


Sorry, dude. Yer SOL until you die for my sins. Then we can talk.

Sorry, dude. Yer SOL until you die for my sins. Then we can talk.
There's an easy way around that. Just don't sin. Please.

Anyway, it's your religion. Perhaps this Messiah has to eat pie for your sins? :)

But sins are sooo much fun! Come on! Sin along everyone!

I'm a sinner
he's a sinner
she's a sinner
wouldncha like to be sinner to?

Edit-
Pie's cool too. In fact, I've had pie that was a sin it was so good.

Then there's the whole hair-pie thing. Now that's sinful!

Anyway, it's your religion. Perhaps this Messiah has to eat pie for your sins? :)
Yes, that's right. It's just all you followers who have to commit mass suicide. I get to live.

Yes, that's right. It's just all you followers who have to commit mass suicide. I get to live.


Wait a minute this whole pie thing is starting to intrigue me. Does everyone get pie or just you?

Don't forget a magpie!

BTW:

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/history5.htm

Lots of pie......

Don't forget a magpie!

BTW:

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/history5.htm

Lots of pie......
Damn, no sound. I haven't seen Weebl & Bob in ages. They are my most trusty handmaidens, you know.

There's never going to be a Messiah, 'cause all the believing ones aways seem to be hostile against whoever believes to be Messiah, and as heaven is suppose to exist inside of us, in Jesus' own words, how can anyone come to the salvation of us all if no one believes in him on the inside?

Just wondering... :cool:

There's never going to be a Messiah, 'cause all the believing ones aways seem to be hostile against whoever believes to be Messiah, and as heaven is suppose to exist inside of us, in Jesus' own words, how can anyone come to the salvation of us all if no one believes in him on the inside?

Just wondering... :cool:
Oh you're way behind us on this one. We've already decided that I'm the Messiah, so you may as well stop procrastinating and just kneel down before me.

Oh you're way behind us on this one. We've already decided that I'm the Messiah, so you may as well stop procrastinating and just kneel down before me.

Actually, I still want to hear more about this whole pie thing before I agree to take a knee.

Actually, I still want to hear more about this whole pie thing before I agree to take a knee.
Oh, you all get free pies of your choice every day. And inside the pie, we'll put tranquilisers to make you docile and obedient, and on the final day, they'll be laced with cyanide for the mass suicide.

Damn, no sound. I haven't seen Weebl & Bob in ages. They are my most trusty handmaidens, you know.

Surely you mean 'handless-manmaidens'? Or possibly 'egg-shaped assistants'?

I'll offer the standard... offer; you can be in my pantheon, as long as I get to keep my other gods. There's vanilla and raspberry lickable body spray and/or lemon meringue in it for you, not to mention a 17 year old, female follower :p.

FREE PIE! COUNT ME IN! But I want to be your Judas. I could use the cash.

Surely you mean 'handless-manmaidens'? Or possibly 'egg-shaped assistants'?

I'll offer the standard... offer; you can be in my pantheon, as long as I get to keep my other gods. There's vanilla and raspberry lickable body spray and/or lemon meringue in it for you, not to mention a 17 year old, female follower :p.
Excuse me, but this is my show. Now, I've finished work for the day now, so while I'm gone, I want you all to make miniature statues of Harold Bishop and worship them on the hour every hour until I return.

Actually...

Im in the middle of making a film about the Messiah....

Just need a title for it....



How about...

The Last Temptation of Harold....

Harold man Superstar...

Monty Python's Life Of Harold...

Harold Of Slough.....
(He's hardly to be born in Nazareth with a name like Harold, is he...?...)


Any more for any more, feel free to join in....




I.P. Knightly

Prime Minister of Rolldova.... :confused:

He is the Messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few!

Go for it TW. Haroldism (sp?) is the new way forward. (If you want to make it a really attractive religion, split it into denominations but control every one and don't allow them to do anything that isn't your bidding. That way you can have hippies and zionist-equivalents worshipping you at the same time)

*bows to TW*

Excuse me, but this is my show. Now, I've finished work for the day now, so while I'm gone, I want you all to make miniature statues of Harold Bishop and worship them on the hour every hour until I return.


Great! A part-time Messiah.

He has left work and gone home, as a sign that we all should do likewise!

Excuse me, but this is my show. Now, I've finished work for the day now, so while I'm gone, I want you all to make miniature statues of Harold Bishop and worship them on the hour every hour until I return.

*mutters* damn fickle/flippant gods... I'll learn you... *mumbles*

It's all too easy to forget the real meaning of Christmas, isn't it? But, at this time of year, I like to make a special effort with this sort of thing. I often find myself wondering whether, when the Messiah finally arrives, whether he or she will know who he/she is.

I mean, it could be any of us, and the Messiah him/herself might not even know it. I sometimes find myself postulating that it could be me, even. I mean, I'm of good heart and spirit, and I always treat others around me with the utmost respect. And, above all, I like to think that I'm special.

So, I put it to you, am I the Messiah?Nah - you're just a little screwy is all...;)

He has left work and gone home, as a sign that we all should do likewise!


Yes! Let's all leave work and go home!

Plus we all get free pie, and he says we can wank off too. This part-time pie Messiah guys okay in my book.

If you are Judas, who is to be the twig on which he builds his witch-burning bonfire, the crumb on which he builds his pie? :p

If you are Judas, who is to be the twig on which he builds his witch-burning bonfire, the crumb on which he builds his pie? :p
As long as I don't die or suffer excruciating pain, that would be ME!

Awwwww....I was thinking of a Saint Weebl, but you're probably in. Ask the oh great, all powerful, witch-burning pie-eating Messiah, He will give you a position.

Awwwww....I was thinking of a Saint Weebl, but you're probably in. Ask the oh great, all powerful, witch-burning pie-eating Messiah, He will give you a position.
Ha. An atheist becoming a Haroldian and then gaining a high ranking position in this new religion. Who'da thunk it? (as long as I get this gracious position)

Well.. your handle is "Torching Witches." You must be the christian Messiah.

Ha. An atheist becoming a Haroldian and then gaining a high ranking position in this new religion. Who'da thunk it? (as long as I get this gracious position)

That makes two of us, then. :)

Must be a chink in the nervous system.


fucking chinks get everywhere. back to beijing

I hope you don't mean our citizens! :mad: :p We'll impeach ye from Haroldianism! :D

I hope you don't mean our citizens! :mad: :p We'll impeach ye from Haroldianism! :D
Haroldianism Heresies:

Thou shalt not assault our members
Thou shalt worship the golden Statues of Harold Bishop hourly (on thine hour)
Thou shalt not touch the moomins (whoops, wrong place)
Thou shalt beat heretics to death with a fish of your choice
Thou shalt be very naughty boys and girls

A good list, I think you'll agree :D

Thou shalt give thy tithe to the Harold

I for one know the true meaning of Christmas:

It's Santa's birthday.

Happy Birthday you fat jolly bugger you!

The Messiah will be Jesus's second coming. According to prophecy, George W. Bush the antichrist will continue leading the war on terrorism for another 4 years or so. This is the Seven Year War that is often mentioned in the Bible. After that, I believe Jesus will come down from Heaven and bring everyone to Heaven. There will then be two lines. Those who accepted Jesus and practiced the Christian values, and those who rejected Jesus and those who committed capital sins and such. Jesus will tell the good people that they will be allowed into Heaven, while the rest will go back to the Earth, which by then will have been overrun by Satan and his army. Then God will destroy the Earth and Heaven, and create a new Earth and Heaven and there will be peace.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been awhile since the prophecy has been said to me.

The Messiah will be Jesus's second coming. According to prophecy, George W. Bush the antichrist will continue leading the war on terrorism for another 4 years or so. This is the Seven Year War that is often mentioned in the Bible. After that, I believe Jesus will come down from Heaven and bring everyone to Heaven. There will then be two lines. Those who accepted Jesus and practiced the Christian values, and those who rejected Jesus and those who committed capital sins and such. Jesus will tell the good people that they will be allowed into Heaven, while the rest will go back to the Earth, which by then will have been overrun by Satan and his army. Then God will destroy the Earth and Heaven, and create a new Earth and Heaven and there will be peace.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been awhile since the prophecy has been said to me.
Quiet you.

Quiet you.

The rise of anti-Christianitism is only the signal of the final days. George Bush, the anti-christ, has given the Christian religion a bad name, claiming to be fighting a war in the name of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Therefore, he is generating anti-Christianitism throughout the world, signalling that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.

The rise of anti-Christianitism is only the signal of the final days. George Bush, the anti-christ, has given the Christian religion a bad name, claiming to be fighting a war in the name of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Therefore, he is generating anti-Christianitism throughout the world, signalling that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.


Dude, the Rapture already came and went. If you're still reading this post, then you were Left Behind.

Dude, the Rapture already came and went. If you're still reading this post, then you were Left Behind.

Explain yourself.

...the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.I'll put another pot of coffee on for him. Wonder if Jesus takes cream and sugar... :D

May Harold bless you.

The rise of anti-Christianitism is only the signal of the final days. George Bush, the anti-christ, has given the Christian religion a bad name, claiming to be fighting a war in the name of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Therefore, he is generating anti-Christianitism throughout the world, signalling that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.
Whhhoooooo....quick everybody, start praying! You're all started to develop free will and rebel against the church, so the world MUST be ending!

Hey look! The boogeyman!! :rolleyes:

Whhhoooooo....quick everybody, start praying! You're all started to develop free will and rebel against the church, so the world MUST be ending!

Hey look! The boogeyman!! :rolleyes:

It's souls like you that need our prayers.

The Messiah will be Jesus's second coming. According to prophecy, George W. Bush the antichrist will continue leading the war on terrorism for another 4 years or so. This is the Seven Year War that is often mentioned in the Bible. After that, I believe Jesus will come down from Heaven and bring everyone to Heaven. There will then be two lines. Those who accepted Jesus and practiced the Christian values, and those who rejected Jesus and those who committed capital sins and such. Jesus will tell the good people that they will be allowed into Heaven, while the rest will go back to the Earth, which by then will have been overrun by Satan and his army. Then God will destroy the Earth and Heaven, and create a new Earth and Heaven and there will be peace.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been awhile since the prophecy has been said to me.

4 more years... Rapture by USA election process?
ROFL (And possible about to be struck by lighting...)

4 more years... Rapture by USA election process?
ROFL (And possible about to be struck by lighting...)

Well, the war on terrorism has already lasted 3 years, so another 4 years would make 7..the Seven Year War. Or maybe the War in Iraq is the Seven Year War, which would be around 2010.

Well, the war on terrorism has already lasted 3 years, so another 4 years would make 7..the Seven Year War. Or maybe the War in Iraq is the Seven Year War, which would be around 2010.
*Collapes Laughing* At least it will be warm.

Hello.

Hope you've all been worshipping false idols in my absence. Ah good, you've stuck my picture up over the dartboard. These are the sorts of followers I can handle.

The rise of anti-Christianitism is only the signal of the final days. George Bush, the anti-christ, has given the Christian religion a bad name, claiming to be fighting a war in the name of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Therefore, he is generating anti-Christianitism throughout the world, signalling that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.

Precisely. It's not just near, he's come, and he is TWitches!

I think this needs a bump....

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PIE!!!

I'VE GOTTEN NO PIE YET!!!

I'm begining to have my doubts, oh Messiah!

Oh. Are you sure? I was really hoping I wasn't. Does this mean that I have to become (sic) celibate?

Celibate?
Naaw, that's overrated. It wasn't even originally a part of this whole religion thing, it's just one of the monks was a bit hard of sight, and mis-copied celebrate.

It's souls like you that need our prayers.

<drawl>
Naaw, that's fine, you can keep 'em.
But thanks for offerin', y'hear?
We got plenny of our OWN of dem prayers over here.
Wait...
If you give us summa dem prayers you got, can we sell 'em?
</drawl>

WHERE'S MY FUCKING PIE!!!

I'VE GOTTEN NO PIE YET!!!

I'm begining to have my doubts, oh Messiah!

The Messiah has conveniently placed a pie in the local supermarket. It does have a barcode on, but this is simply placed there by the Messiah to test your faith. If you do not fear, you will be able to carry the pie from the supermarket without the alarm going off.

The Messiah has conveniently placed a pie in the local supermarket. It does have a barcode on, but this is simply placed there by the Messiah to test your faith. If you do not fear, you will be able to carry the pie from the supermarket without the alarm going off.

It's not the alarm I'm concerned about. Rather the cops and their batons hurting me and my pie.

Does our Messiah have a phone number I can call to have him post bail for me? I don't think the police are going to believe me I tell them "the Messiah made me do it". :D

Aye, yet if you have faith, the police will not be alerted - the alarm will not have gone off.

So the grocery clerks won't notice me walking out of the store with my pie either?

I think I better get that phone number just in case.

Nay, for you shall carry it under your robe- I mean, shirt.

Think I'll go with the robe. Might get two three under there that way.

We'll see if it works.

@Torching Witches
Oh. Are you sure? I was really hoping I wasn't. Does this mean that I have to become (sic) celibate?
@Saipea
No, but your cult should.

celibate or no pie...

Which to choose?!? :confused:

"celibate" is known as "Abstaining from sexual intrcourse...."

Abstaining is of one's own choice! So I'll be perfectly happy eating pie and not being celibate, but you can be celibate if you want. :)

Hey! It worked!

*licks pie crumbs off fingers*

My faith is intact! I'm going for Strawberry Rhubarb tommorrow.

Good for you!

Anyone who wants their free pie, follow the way, you shall not fail!

YOU ARE THE MESSIAH! I should know, Lord, I've followed a few!

The Messiah will be Jesus's second coming. According to prophecy, George W. Bush the antichrist will continue leading the war on terrorism for another 4 years or so. This is the Seven Year War that is often mentioned in the Bible. After that, I believe Jesus will come down from Heaven and bring everyone to Heaven. There will then be two lines. Those who accepted Jesus and practiced the Christian values, and those who rejected Jesus and those who committed capital sins and such. Jesus will tell the good people that they will be allowed into Heaven, while the rest will go back to the Earth, which by then will have been overrun by Satan and his army. Then God will destroy the Earth and Heaven, and create a new Earth and Heaven and there will be peace.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It's been awhile since the prophecy has been said to me.

I am not sure you can identify so conclusively that Bush is the Antichrist. I don't even know if you can support a claim that he is an antichrist. I am also unsure whether you have any reasoning for your claim about capital sins and what your definition of a "capital" sin is in the first place. You may want to check up on your prophecy information.

Bringing
Up
Many
Posts!

Will no-one else adhere to The Way of Harold?

It's all too easy to forget the real meaning of Christmas, isn't it? But, at this time of year, I like to make a special effort with this sort of thing. I often find myself wondering whether, when the Messiah finally arrives, whether he or she will know who he/she is.

I mean, it could be any of us, and the Messiah him/herself might not even know it. I sometimes find myself postulating that it could be me, even. I mean, I'm of good heart and spirit, and I always treat others around me with the utmost respect. And, above all, I like to think that I'm special.

So, I put it to you, am I the Messiah?
The humility! He/She MUST be the Messiah!

Sorry, was that joke already done?

FREE PIE! COUNT ME IN! But I want to be your Judas. I could use the cash.


Lmao, good one

You know, I kind of knew all along that TW was The Annoited One. The TW fan club I made was not really a club but more of a cult. Too bad we only got 2 true members.

Does this mean that since i was the first follower that I am a saint or part of the inner cirle of disciples?

I am not sure you can identify so conclusively that Bush is the Antichrist. I don't even know if you can support a claim that he is an antichrist. I am also unsure whether you have any reasoning for your claim about capital sins and what your definition of a "capital" sin is in the first place. You may want to check up on your prophecy information.
Bush is anti a lot of things

*dons knotted hanky*

HELLOOOO!

Gosh, everybody's being so cooperative. It must be true. As the title of this thread suggests, this resembles a certain film…!

Apparently the Antichrist will be easily accepted and influential. O my God! TW is the antichrist!

I challenge anybody to disprove me.

As the title of this thread suggests, this resembles a certain film…!

Apparently the Antichrist will be easily accepted and influential. O my God! TW is the antichrist!

I challenge anybody to disprove me.
TW is not red
TW does not have horns
TW does not have a fiery pitchfork
TW says TW is not the anti-christ

So TW is not the anti-christ :D

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania






20 followers!

*Sings and whistles*
"Always look on the bright side of life"!

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania

Hooray! Sainthood! And I didn't have to die or kill anybody.

Hooray! Sainthood! And I didn't have to die or kill anybody.

Kill somebody anyway though, it's fun and it looks good on your record.

None of the Christian saints are bad-ass enough. We need saints that people can *really* look up to!

Would it be a heresy to throw the free pie at somebody?
What if I ate it afterwards?

Probably not. Ask the Messiah. :)

Oh most serene bump.....

I love pie, count me in. My fave is lamb & rosemary. I love to celebrate too. I hope it's a pretty easy going religion, I'm not too keen on the whole church attendence thing.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia

I'm looking forward to a good heretic burning too. When's the next one scheduled?

"Atheist means that I believe there is no God..."

So if there were no GOD that would mean atheist's would have nothing not to believe in, therefore Athesits are proof to the existance of GOD.!?! QED.

In fact atheist's and the faithfull will both say "God is truly unbelievable..." they are one in the same.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia
Yes! I am living proof that if you get into something early enough, you can get anywhere in life! When someone writes the Haroldian bible-equivalent, I wonder where I shall appear? (Hopefully as the brave, intelligent and incredibly sexy knight-type, although probably as the nerdy one who can't get women)


All Hail Torching Witches!

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold! :p

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia

Can I be one too?

The rise of anti-Christianitism is only the signal of the final days. George Bush, the anti-christ, has given the Christian religion a bad name, claiming to be fighting a war in the name of Jesus Christ our Saviour. Therefore, he is generating anti-Christianitism throughout the world, signalling that the Second Coming of Jesus Christ our Saviour is near.

I just hope everyone is ready for Him.

I hope you know that you are giving a bad name to my Alma Mater. And you are creating Anti-Tigerism all over the internet. Maybe you are the anti-Christ. Did you ever think of that? Perhaps you should go out to the middle of Bowman Field and crucify yourself. Or, here is another idea... before you go spouting off about things that you know nothing of, how about going to the library, reading the Book of Revelations, studying it for several years until you understand what it REALLY means, and then drown yourself in the reflection pond. OR go have a cookie and chill out.

I hope you know that you are giving a bad name to my Alma Mater. And you are creating Anti-Tigerism all over the internet. Maybe you are the anti-Christ. Did you ever think of that? Perhaps you should go out to the middle of Bowman Field and crucify yourself. Or, here is another idea... before you go spouting off about things that you know nothing of, how about going to the library, reading the Book of Revelations, studying it for several years until you understand what it REALLY means, and then drown yourself in the reflection pond. OR go have a cookie and chill out.

Have PIE and chill out.

Will no-one else adhere to The Way of Harold?Brother Chinkopodia,

Hard is the Way of Harold and fraught with many difficulties. Except for the pie; the pie is easy. Hold the pie and the naughtiness as beacons in the night for they are tasty. Yea, though many do not follow the path that leads to Harold, it is a shiny path. Celebrate the shiny and hold tight the fish with which to beat the heretics.

Always in Harold,
Rubina

I don't know if you're serious or not, but not all witches are evil. Ever hear of white magic? If you want people to respect your religion, please respect their's.

Can I be one too?

OK, list updated.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold!

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia
One Many

Ah forget the LG cult...

Aust has renounced it's foreign creed and has taken up the religion of Harold. All praise the great harod.

I don't know if you're serious or not, but not all witches are evil. Ever hear of white magic? If you want people to respect your religion, please respect their's.
By whose definition is "white magic" not evil?

By whose definition is "white magic" not evil?
Mine.

But before you answer, eat this pie and all your doubts shall be washed away in a torrent of naughtiness and meat juice.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

The 14 disciples of Harold

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia
One Many
Aust



23!

I have preformed my second saintly activity (first being the creation of the fan club). I went without cable and internet for three days in order to make myself closer to our lord who was away from this forum for a month.

Praise TW for bringing an icestorm to Wichita so that branches might fall out of the sky and knock out cable and power lines.

He does move in mysterious ways. Kinda TWitchy, or so I'm told.

No, you're not, because for the messiah to return, he would have had to exist in the first place, and we all know that he never did.

Mine.

But before you answer, eat this pie and all your doubts shall be washed away in a torrent of naughtiness and meat juice.
*tastes pie*
Mmmm, that is a tasty pie!

*considers tasting more pie*

But, naughtiness is naughty!

*agonises over moral dilemna of eating pie*

No, no, I will not eat your pie, tasty though it may be. Naughtiness, begone from me!

And I still don't like white magic.

No, you're not, because for the messiah to return, he would have had to exist in the first place, and we all know that he never did.
I know that He did exist, and does exist, and is coming back.
So, be careful about inaccurate generalizations.

No, you're not, because for the messiah to return, he would have had to exist in the first place, and we all know that he never did.

You're way behind on this one. As he's come back as TWitches, he must have existed. Problem solved.

Mind you, I havn't seen TWitches lately. Must be burning heretics, I suppose.

Perhaps TWitches is being tempted? Tempted by loose women and the evil of pudding that is not pie. :eek:

OK, list updated.

List of followers of Haroldianism:

Chinkopodia
Gugge
Lunatic Goofballs
Megeira
Matalatataka
Shaed
Rolldova
The Tribes Of Longton
Snowblinded
John Browning
Rubina
Neo-Anarchists
Wagwan
Retired Colonels

The 14 disciples of Harold!

The secondary followers of Harold:

Asurnahb
Fugee-La
PIcaRDMPCia
Irrational Numbers
St. Los Banditos
Pussitania
Boonytopia
One Many

Yay! I have been validated :D
Have a pie :fluffle:

Mind you, I havn't seen TWitches lately. Must be burning heretics, I suppose.
A wholesome weekend family activity!
Fun and educational!

You guys should start your own sitcom.

Hmmmmm......*starts thinking*

Hmmmmm......*starts thinking*
"The Haroldian Clan" - good or shit name? Bit like Dynasty, but good

Perhaps not. ;)

You my friend have been watching too much of the Life of Brian.