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"Don't you want somebody to love"

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by Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy Soundtrack :)

The first one that comes to mind is "Bike" by Pink Floyd.

"Satan's Pastries" (or something like that) by Tool

that Jim Carrey one is a good song, I used to like that song for some reason or another. Me I have way to many wierd songs I like ranging from a somewhere over the rainbow cover by me first and the gimme gimmes to ... some song from Monty Python.

According to my friends all of the songs I like are weird.

Bah! Who needs 'em anyway?

That Tool song is called and no joke "Maynard's Dick"

The strangest one I have heard, Closer by NIN.

The strangest one I have heard, Closer by NIN.
That occured to me, in fact I thought of it before "Bike", but I didn't think it really counted as a weird song.

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy,
I would eat ivy too wouldn't you?

All together now........................

either:

Gallons of Rubbing Alchohol Flow Through the Strip - Nirvana

or

My Name is Mud - Primus

maybe

Moist Vagina(also sometimes known as Marijuana) - Nirvana

That occured to me, in fact I thought of it before "Bike", but I didn't think it really counted as a weird song.

But think about it this way, Trent Rezonr is a bisexual man, and closer was about him and another man. I remember reading that in a Rolling Stone interview.

But think about it this way, Trent Rezonr is a bisexual man, and closer was about him and another man. I remember reading that in a Rolling Stone interview.
...Oh...I...didn't know that...

"Dead Girls of London"

by Frank Zappa


Do you see what they are
Do you hear what they say
People it is sad but true
They're dressed really stupid
But they think they're o.k.
And they got no use for you
The dead girls of london
Why do they act that way?

Maybe it's the water, mama
Maybe it's the tea
Maybe it's the way they was raised
Maybe it's the stuff what they read in the papers
Keeps them lookin' sorta half in a daze
Well the dead girls of london
Why do they act that way?

We're the dead girls of london
We thinks we are fine
We ain't hittin' on nothin'
But the boutique frame of mind

You see 'em dancing at the disco every night
Like a bunch of little robot queens
Making little noises full of fake delight
But they're really just so full of beans
The dead girls of london
Why do they act that way?

We're the dead girls of london
We thinks we are fine
We ain't hittin' on nothin'
But the boutique frame of mind

Boutique frame of mind
Gee i like your pants
Boutique frame of mind
Gee i like your pants
Boutique frame of mind
Gee i like your pants

Love Sandwhich -Nerf Herder
anything by Kraftwerk as well. German electronica club music. Its pretty wierd.

"Vivid".

It's the song at the end of Final Fantasy: Unlimited. It's all in Japanese, its got an up-beat tempo, and some words sound like strange english words(I coulda SWORN i heard "Zuchini" in there!

oh mine has to be the new hit tune "Weapons of Mass Affection"






NOT! :eek:

and some words sound like strange english words(I coulda SWORN i heard "Zuchini" in there!
Well, to be fair, "zucchini" is an Italian word adopted for English use. Also, as an interesting side note, the proper singular of zucchini is zucchino. I don't know why we so often use the plural of Italian words in our food, but we do.

Also, though this isn't as strange as some of the other songs, but "Seven Drunken Knights", which I've heard performed by Flogging Molly, but I'm not sure if they wrote it, but it's kind of odd.

So many to chose from, which is the weirdest? Is Shatner's Lucy In The Sky weirder than Zevon's Excitable Boy? Hmm. I'll have to go with Raindogs by Waits becaue his voice is so great, but several of the versions of the classic Don't Go Home With Your Hard On (lryics by Cohen) are probably weirder.


edit: I just realized I completely forgot The Velvet Underground, the weirdest song I love has to be Staphanie Says, now that's a weird song.

Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why she's given half her life, to people she hates now
Stephanie says when answering the phone
What country shall I say is calling from across the world

But she's not afraid to die, the people all call her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her 'cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind

Stephanie says that she wants to know
Why it is thought she's the door She can't be the room

Stephanie says but doesn't hang up the phone
What sea shell sea is calling from across the world

But she's not afraid to die, the people all call her Alaska
Between worlds so the people ask her 'cause it's all in her mind
It's all in her mind

She asks you is it good or bad
It's such an icy feeling it's so cold in Alaska,
it's so cold in Alaska, it's so cold in Alaska

"Dick is a Killer" by RX. So classic.

"Satan's Pastries" (or something like that) by Tool

Hmm...you may be thinking of "Die Eier Von Satan," which is German for "The Eggs of Satan." Either way, that song is crazy. It's so dark and industrial sounding, and I always thought it had something to do with evil and Satan (hence the title). But then I found the translated lyrics...and it's actually a recipe (for cake or something), "with no eggs."

Aside from that...any Primus song, especially "Tommy the Cat" and "Is It Luck?"

And any Ween song..."Pollo Asado" is just a song about ordering from a Spanish food stand. And "The Stallion" is just a lot of random profanity.

"Peper" By Buthole Surfers

richard by killdozer

Probably "dancing pompokolin" by captain jack or something like that.

Probably "dancing pompokolin" by captain jack or something like that.
Cherry Red by the Ground hogs.

You haven't experienced death by WTF until you have heard and seen "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy.

"In the middle of the earth, in the land of the shire, theres a brave little hobbit whom we all admire..."

My second favorite is "Brian's Mistake" by Brian Wiens, but thats an inside joke, as its just a recording of a guy I know saying all these dirty things about my sister. He was trying to annoy me by saying it into this personal recorder that I used to use, and I ended up listening to the tape for the first time in front of my family (including my sister)

"You know who's really hot? Kyle's sister. I wish she was here, right now! oh yeah (sexual moaning in the background)
I'd cover her body in hot oils, and have a human fondu. mmmmm, mmmm."

thats the jist of it

You haven't experienced death by WTF until you have heard and seen "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy.

"In the middle of the earth, in the land of the shire, theres a brave little hobbit whom we all admire..."

My second favorite is "Brian's Mistake" by Brian Wiens, but thats an inside joke, as its just a recording of a guy I know saying all these dirty things about my sister. He was trying to annoy me by saying it into this personal recorder that I used to use, and I ended up listening to the tape for the first time in front of my family (including my sister)

"You know who's really hot? Kyle's sister. I wish she was here, right now! oh yeah (sexual moaning in the background)
I'd cover her body in hot oils, and have a human fondu. mmmmm, mmmm."

thats the jist of it
Must be late at night where you are!

why do you say that its late at night here? (it is, but thats beside the point, my comrade)

Complicated game - from the Drums and wires album by XTC

The laughing gnome- David Bowie

Oh Superman - my someone I can't remember now :P

Ernie the fastest milman in the west - Benny Hill

why do you say that its late at night here? (it is, but thats beside the point, my comrade)
I have the sober head of someone fresh from a nights sleep, you on the other hand demonstrate the focus of some one holding on to the last remenants of wakefulness, before accepting that you must sleep.
Am I right?

'Rip-it-off

Wrap-it-up

Stick-it-in!'

it is 2AM, but I woke up at 6PM for my last exam at 7PM, so I wouldn't say that, but I have been known to mentally slip when I'm alone (stupid roommates, finishing finals 3 days before me) but i'm still curious to know how you came to that conclusion. I know I'm a bit out of it, but how can you get that from my post, all I did was honestly point out my favorite strange songs?

it is 2AM, but I woke up at 6PM for my last exam at 7PM, so I wouldn't say that, but I have been known to mentally slip when I'm alone (stupid roommates, finishing finals 3 days before me) but i'm still curious to know how you came to that conclusion. I know I'm a bit out of it, but how can you get that from my post, all I did was honestly point out my favorite strange songs?
I think it was the Kylies sister bit.

I think it was the Kylies sister bit.

But it is my second favorite strange recording of all time. I even took the time to digitize it and make it her start up sound before I moved.

But it is my second favorite strange recording of all time. I even took the time to digitize it and make it her start up sound before I moved.Now not only do I think you are tired but there may be some other problems you need to talk to someone about. :) ;)

You haven't experienced death by WTF until you have heard and seen "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy.


"He Riddled with Golum!!!!!!!!!"

I thought shatner did that one

I would say whatever the song is in the background of this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/war.php) flash movie

Now not only do I think you are tired but there may be some other problems you need to talk to someone about. :) ;)

I was pleased with the reaction I got from her about it, so I acted on it. I also slipped it into a burnt CD i made for a christmas gift giving thing we had at school a few years back. I then got someone to play it in front of everybody (everybody there, anyway) and had myself a chuckle

"He Riddled with Golum!!!!!!!!!"

I thought shatner did that one

I would say whatever the song is in the background of this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/war.php) flash movie

very cool, maybe i do need sleep...

very cool, maybe i do need sleep...
what time is it there?

what time is it there?

2:30AM ,but I woke up at 6PM, so i'm not that tired physically

2:30AM ,but I woke up at 6PM, so i'm not that tired physically
so, thats central?

so, thats central?

central or mountain, in this province we don't do daylights savings time, so it switches between those two.

7:30 am here! Should be working! I'moff in a minute to get some coffee.

central or mountain, in this province we don't do daylights savings time, so it switches between those two.
I'm in pacific, more specifically Oregon

I'm in pacific, more specifically Oregon

it shouldn't be hard to figure out where i live, somewhere in north america backwards enough to disregard daylight saving time

it shouldn't be hard to figure out where i live, somewhere in north america backwards enough to disregard daylight saving time
let me think real hard, Canada?

"Pearl Harbour sucked" its on the Team America soundtrack.

let me think real hard, Canada?

thats like if i had guessed you lived in america. actually, i'm pretty sure every other province does daylight savings time, but saskatchewan doesn't

I'm in arizona, we do not have daylight savings time.

I've never changed a clock back or forward an hour or whatever in my life.

Life is a confusing morass because one can never be quite sure what the time difference with eastern time is.

"He Riddled with Golum!!!!!!!!!"

I thought shatner did that one

My version credits Nimoy, and the voice is definetely Nimoy, it is sung instead of declaimed for one thing (ever heard Shatner's It Was A Very Good Year?). I'm not saying Shatner hasn't done it, but if so he was covering a Nimoy song.

Anyone say Turning Japanese? Or anything by MSI?

Warren Zevon 'Werewolves of London'

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

Refrain:
Ah-wooo, Werewolves of London
Ah-wooo
(x2)

You hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again

(Refrain)
Hunh!

He's the hairy-handed gent
Who ran 'em up in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
Hunh, I'd like to meet his tailor

(Refrain)
I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doin' the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen
Doin' the Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London
Hunh, draw blood
Ah-wooo
Werewolves of London

"I've Been So Mad Lately" by Butt Trumpet.

Hmm...you may be thinking of "Die Eier Von Satan," which is German for "The Eggs of Satan." Either way, that song is crazy. It's so dark and industrial sounding, and I always thought it had something to do with evil and Satan (hence the title). But then I found the translated lyrics...and it's actually a recipe (for cake or something), "with no eggs."

Aside from that...any Primus song, especially "Tommy the Cat" and "Is It Luck?"

And any Ween song..."Pollo Asado" is just a song about ordering from a Spanish food stand. And "The Stallion" is just a lot of random profanity.
A pastery containing hashish actually. With no eggs.

Has anyone mentioned a Ween song yet? With titles like "the mollusk", "HIV song", "Japanese Cowboy", and "Mr. Richard Smoker" you just can't go wrong. They might just be the weirdest band ever.

Blame Canada - South Park.

I just love that song. They also do the best version of "O'Canada" I have ever heard..lol

Insect Nation - Bill Bailey ..

Very funny :)

'What about the worms !, they're eyeing up you car, how could a worm drive a car you say? Two on the peddels, two on the steering wheel, one of the A to Z it could happen !'

I would say whatever the song is in the background of this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/war.php) flash movie
That's "Bak Et Halleluja" by Kaizers Orchestra. It's actually about Russian roulette, interestingly enough.

Originally Posted by Nation of Fortune
I would say whatever the song is in the background of this flash movie

WOW!

I would have to say that one of the wierdest songs I've ever heard was Trent Reznor and Marylin Manson doing a cover of "Like A Virgin." Very scary stuff.

And to be in the holiday spirit, try finding " Jingle Balls" by Korn. Almost as scary.

Insect Nation - Bill Bailey ..

Very funny :)
That is officially my favourite song ever. I'm glad that he mentioned members of order Hymenoptera...they're the most awesome of all of them.