NationStates Jolt Archive

-Cable TV:
Rots your brain over a period of years
-NationStates:
Gives you an anurism

-Cable TV:
Sit up all night watching it
-NationStates:
Sit up all night hitting the 'refresh' button

-Cable TV:
Bland and uniformative
-NationStates:
Information overload

-Cable TV:
Scream at customer service
-NationStates:
Scream at everybody

-Cable TV:
Urge to hurl remote at TV
-NationStates:
Urge to kill everybody

-Cable TV:
Loss of hope for TV producers
-NationStates:
Loss of hope for humanity

-Cable TV:
News is mostly conservative biased
-NationStates:
News is almost all liberal biased

-Cable TV:
Low dose of radiation over your whole body
-NationStates:
High does of radiation in your eyes

-Cable TV:
Family (in)activity
-NationStates:
Solitary profession

-Cable TV:
Occasionaly entertaining
-NationStates:
Always frustrating

Add your own :P

-Cable TV:
Regulated by the FCC
-NationStates:
Regulated by the Mods

--The Jovial States of Cogitation

Oh noes, teh mods! *hides*

Cable TV: Survival of the Fittest.
NationStates: Everyone lives (except suicides).


Cable TV: Darwinism.
NationStates: Creationism (unintelligent design).

-Cable TV:
Regulated by the FCC
-NationStates:
Regulated by the Mods

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
I'd rather deal with the FCC.

I would say "FCC>Teh mods" but I dont want to be banned.
MODS 4 EVAR!

-Cable TV:
Regulated by the FCC
-NationStates:
Regulated by the Mods

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
Thats not funny...






Oh I get it you're a mod and can delete me! forces LOL