Trolls
Angry Fruit Salad
22-12-2004, 19:42
Remember them? Those little naked, floofy-haired plastic toys?
Ghannas Desh
22-12-2004, 19:52
Remember them? Those little naked, floofy-haired plastic toys?
Do you remember the masculine ones that came with big weapons made from common household items? Those were hilarious.
Angry Fruit Salad
22-12-2004, 19:53
Do you remember the masculine ones that came with big weapons made from common household items? Those were hilarious.
*blink* nope...but I remember the talking glow-in-the-dark ones..they were kinda scary..like a primitive Furby
Angry Fruit Salad
22-12-2004, 22:17
Nobody's got anything to say about these weird little toys?
Monotonous
22-12-2004, 22:18
How about "You appear to be a troll fanatic."
Angry Fruit Salad
22-12-2004, 22:19
How about "You appear to be a troll fanatic."
but I like ugly little floofy-haired pieces of plastic..don't you?
Andaluciae
22-12-2004, 22:19
I do, my sisters had masses of the little buggers and I didn't much notice them, except when I figured out some new way to remove a couple from circulation.
Monotonous
22-12-2004, 22:25
Actually, ugly floofy-haired pieces ot plastic scare me.
Andaluciae
22-12-2004, 22:27
Actually, ugly floofy-haired pieces ot plastic scare me.
That's why I took almost all of my sisters' trolls out of circulation.
Monotonous
22-12-2004, 22:29
How? Tell me how to destroy the troll menace!
Angry Fruit Salad
22-12-2004, 22:29
How? Tell me how to destroy the troll menace!
Fire most definitely works...of course, so does a car...
Monotonous
22-12-2004, 22:32
I like fire!!! Fire is fun....
Andaluciae
22-12-2004, 22:34
How? Tell me how to destroy the troll menace!
Well, now that I'm older than 6 (and I assume you are too) I'd recommend fire, possibly gasoline jelly (petroleum and styrofoam mixed together) works nicely. Normal bon-fires work as well.
Back then I used a creek, I'd toss the buggers into the water and they'd wash away.
Microwaving the punks might work, not sure if they have metal in them or not though.
And the oven is a definite.
Ghannas Desh
22-12-2004, 22:36
Well, now that I'm older than 6 (and I assume you are too) I'd recommend fire, possibly gasoline jelly (petroleum and styrofoam mixed together) works nicely. Normal bon-fires work as well.
Back then I used a creek, I'd toss the buggers into the water and they'd wash away.
Microwaving the punks might work, not sure if they have metal in them or not though.
And the oven is a definite.
army men catch fire in the microwave, I imagine it's probably the same.
aaah...good times, good times. i bought one one time that had a biking helmet on and its shirt said i <3 to bike. it was so cute
and i bought another one that was holding a little itty bitty troll in its arms and its shirt said best babysitter ever. adorable
i like their bellybuttons
and their butts
did i scare everyone off??
How? Tell me how to destroy the troll menace!
Ban all of them! We can start with all the fanatical ones and work our way down . . .
how dare you? you won't get near my babysitter and biker chick
All Ya'll Are Gay.
Peace
i find comfort in many things, maybe even trolls.
you find comfort in calling people gay.
there is no problem here.
peace
Angry Fruit Salad
23-12-2004, 22:28
aaah...good times, good times. i bought one one time that had a biking helmet on and its shirt said i <3 to bike. it was so cute
and apparently you have a thing for purple...
and apparently you have a thing for purple...
yup... all different shades. actually it just makes it easier to see where i last put a post cuz it stands out. good idea i know. feel free to steal it, not purple :)
Remember them? Those little naked, floofy-haired plastic toys?
I'll have you know that my grandmother died in a Floofy-Haired troll attack!
*Sniff*
Monotonous
24-12-2004, 23:12
That settles it! We must destroy the troll menace! *runs off* I want the flamethrower!
Snowboarding Maniacs
24-12-2004, 23:42
Dammit!
Me first!
Well, alright, you can have the flamethrower if I get the heat-seeking missiles. Or the VX gas.
:p
VX gas wouldn't work...would it? I mean, they don't breathe....
Remember them? Those little naked, floofy-haired plastic toys?
Don't make fun of MKULTRA like that! jk :)
Angry Fruit Salad
24-12-2004, 23:49
Don't make fun of MKULTRA like that! jk :)
*blink* Sadly, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
*blink* Sadly, I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Oh, you must not be old enough to remember MKULTRA/TRA, the awful spectre that haunted NS through his one-a-day copy-paste articles from DemocracyNow.com. Mercifully, he is gone. I think. I hope.
Angry Fruit Salad
24-12-2004, 23:57
Oh, you must not be old enough to remember MKULTRA/TRA, the awful spectre that haunted NS through his one-a-day copy-paste articles from DemocracyNow.com. Mercifully, he is gone. I think. I hope.
I've only been here for a few days, sadly. lol