NationStates Jolt Archive

To keep this forum refreshed, I propose an NS pie fight.

*pies first person to come into thread*

*ducks and retaliates with a boston creme*

ow.

*prepares pie grenades*

*wheels in massive pie cannon and stuffs in a quiche*
FIRE!!!
*launches across thread and splats Petsburg in the face*

Sir, general Petsburg, are you ok?

Yes I am!

*throws pie grenades at Sanc*

*Enters room and dodges pie*
Mmmm, pie...
*Throws pies randomly in different directions*

*wheels in a large trebuchet and puts a huge Blackberry pie in it*
FIRE AGAIN!!!
*flies across, hitting General Petsburg in the crotch*

Bring it on!!

*stands up, hoping for Lemon Marengue*

Bring it on!!

*stands up, hoping for Lemon Marengue*
*splatters him with carrot cake*

*is hit in the privates, makes squeals of pain*

attack....vittos......with........lemon....mer....aunge....

*wears a pie as helmet and runs in screaming, jumps behind a table*

[enters the room tossing creme puffs everywhere]
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Dives in readily made foxhole.

This, my friends is a pie assault rifle.
*shoots pies everywhere*
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:gundge: <- the real pie assault rifle

*splat splat splat splat* (10 splats per second)

:gundge: <- the real pie assault rifle

*splat splat splat splat* (10 splats per second)

MINE is 15 splats per second...so there.
:D

MINE is 15 splats per second...so there.
:D
Oh look, I misread the manual. It's actually 20

*splatters him with carrot cake*

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!

*retreats to local bakery*

*slips and falls on pie mess*

Oh look, I misread the manual. It's actually 20

DAM YOU!!! You are evil....EVIL I SAY. Throws a 12' diameter pie at Legless Pirates

*bakes an exploding pancake in his nuclear fryinpan, sets the timer for 2 minutes and RUNS LIKE HELL*

*dismantles pie bomb*

*throws pies at everyone and retreats to base*

DAM YOU!!! You are evil....EVIL I SAY. Throws a 12' diameter pie at Legless Pirates
*eats it with knife and fork while in the air*

*dismantles pie bomb*

*throws pies at everyone and retreats to base*
*charges the base*

Geronimo!

*laughs evilly*
MUHAHAHAHAHA :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

*watches the smiley sniper people shoot each other in the head*

PREPARE THE PIE TROOPS!

*gets row of troops that look like this*

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the slaughter of smileys:
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a runny Bleu Cheese pie enters the run...


You want some of me..?

So, go ahead, make my day!

a runny Bleu Cheese pie enters the run...


You want some of me..?

So, go ahead, make my day!

*runs away, but slips on pie mess and falls, node in a pile of Boston Creme*

*jumps from plane waving cowboy hat and riding extremely large eclair.*

*runs away, but slips on pie mess and falls, node in a pile of Boston Creme*
*piehauls Desra*

*piehauls Desra*

NOOOOOOOO :mad:

NOOOOOOOO :mad:
Yes!

*makes Desra walk the pie*

*pulls cow pie out of backpack*

*enters room*
Eep.

*pulls cow pie out of backpack*

ohshitohshitohshit......throws five pies at Little Minds in hopes of destroying cow pie

...waving PMD, struts out of room, totally unscathed.

They call me: "The Final Solution"

pulls out a WMD (weapon of mass distraction), a GameBuddy!...all people in the room stare at it and are vulnerable to my pies

People, people! For shame! Why are we wasting good pies by throwing them, when we could be... EATING them?!
I'll only throw pies I don't like, which is every flavour apart from chocolate, banoffee, toffee and custard :D

*hurls blueberry pie into the scrum then retires to a corner for eating*

pulls out a WMD (weapon of mass distraction), a GameBuddy!...all people in the room stare at it and are vulnerable to my pies
*throws a pie at the little thing*

:rolleyes: :gundge: *splat splat splat*

*throws a pie at the little thing*

:rolleyes: :gundge: *splat splat splat*

OH NO! MY gamebuddy!!NOOOO. Turns into a berzerker pie thrower and fires off 25 pies

OH NO! MY gamebuddy!!NOOOO. Turns into a berzerker pie thrower and fires off 25 pies
*is now the pie-blob*

AAAAAARGH!

*is now the pie-blob*

AAAAAARGH!

Zat vas for ze destruction uff ze GameBuddy :p

Zat vas for ze destruction uff ze GameBuddy :p
AAAAAARGH!

*explodes and pies everything*

*returns with a dozen krispy kreme donuts*

*waits in the shadows for Lunatic Goofballs*

People, people! For shame! Why are we wasting good pies by throwing them, when we could be... EATING them?!
I'll only throw pies I don't like, which is every flavour apart from chocolate, banoffee, toffee and custard :D

*hurls blueberry pie into the scrum then retires to a corner for eating*

*Gives cow pie to Omelette for her to eat*

Puff bomb!

*throws exploding creme puff into the center of the room and ducks behind an overturned table*

*Gives cow pie to Omelette for her to eat*

That'll be yummy...eat up

beepbeepbeepbeep
*A truck backs up towards the door*

*unloads all its pies into the room*

beepbeepbeepbeep
*A truck backs up towards the door*

*unloads all its pies into the room*

MORE PIES...YAY

MORE PIES...YAY
*pushes desra in the large heap*

*calls in pie artillery*

Concentrate all firepower on Bravo sector!

*pushes desra in the large heap*

Gets mad and hits him with a pie tin repeatedly..until pie tin is too bent to use

Gets mad and hits him with a pie tin repeatedly..until pie tin is too bent to use
*pushes Desra in again*

*pulls out horse crap and starts flinging it*

*splat splat splat*

*Pies start coming in from artillery strikes. Legless Pirates disappears into a giant heap of pumpkin.*

Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!! :sniper:

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*pulls out horse crap and starts flinging it*

*splat splat splat*

*runs out of room to take a shower*

*Pies start coming in from artillery strikes. Legless Pirates disappears into a giant heap of pumpkin.*

Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!! :sniper:

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*burrows tunnel*

*Throws Maniacs a tiny pie*