Here's a thought...
If NS General was a functional society, who would have which jobs?
Nihilistic Beginners
22-12-2004, 06:42
If NS General was a functional society, who would have which jobs?
Can I be the neighborhood crack whore?
Tsarkoye-Selo
22-12-2004, 06:48
can i be that sleezy rich guy who hangs around with crack whores in the hope of a quick blow? (on the cigarette gee what were you thinking?)
Neo-Tommunism
22-12-2004, 06:50
Could I be the dictator? I guess that would make for a non-functional society though. I'll take street-sweeper.
Cogitation
22-12-2004, 06:53
Max would be King, his wife would be Queen, and I would be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner. ...and the Court Jester.
Now, if I could just get people to die laughing, I could do all of that simultaneously.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
I could be the 'Random Dude in the Corner,' I suppose.
Sdaeriji
22-12-2004, 07:25
I would be a movie critic or a music critic or a sports analyst or some similar job where all I did was ridicule other people's accomplishments.
Advent Nebula
22-12-2004, 07:32
I would be in a dark ally selling drugs.
PIcaRDMPCia
22-12-2004, 07:32
I'd be one of the leading scientists: my nation is constantly ahead of the gaem in terms of technology and space exploration.
Emily Susan Brown
22-12-2004, 07:33
Can I be the hot MILF that gives it away for free?
Dobbs Town
22-12-2004, 07:51
I would be in a dark ally selling drugs.
I would be living in a semi-palatial villa, selling and taking the really GOOD drugs.
Sdaeriji
22-12-2004, 07:56
Can I be the hot MILF that gives it away for free?
Deal.
Ludite Commies
22-12-2004, 08:02
I'll be the Spanish Inquisition!!
Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
Nooooobody!!
Max would be King, his wife would be Queen, and I would be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner. ...and the Court Jester.
Now, if I could just get people to die laughing, I could do all of that simultaneously.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
So long as I'm the patriot that fights for freedom and frequently performs terrorists attacks on your government so the future government can call me a "freedom fighter"
Our Earth
22-12-2004, 08:15
If NS General was a functional society, who would have which jobs?
*Claims philosopher prince*
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:24
Max would be King, his wife would be Queen, and I would be the Judge, Jury, and Executioner. ...and the Court Jester.
Now, if I could just get people to die laughing, I could do all of that simultaneously.
--The Jovial States of Cogitation
"Laugh about it for a moment."
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester
Did it. It's not so hard. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/cool/cool-smiley-010.gif
The tricky part is disposing of the corpses.
Serving wench and/or harem girl.
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:26
P.S. I'll be the Village Idiot. I've always wanted an excuse to wave my penis at traffic. I mean, beyond the obvious one.
Sdaeriji
22-12-2004, 08:26
Serving wench and/or harem girl.
My harem girl!
Sdaeriji
22-12-2004, 08:26
P.S. I'll be the Village Idiot. I've always wanted an excuse to wave my penis at traffic. I mean, beyond the obvious one.
For our viewing pleasure?
For our viewing pleasure?
I think it's because he likes watching people faint and crashing into the ditch
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:33
For our viewing pleasure?
I think it's because he likes watching people faint and crashing into the ditch
I like the variety or reactions. :D
Kiwicrog
22-12-2004, 08:37
I would be a movie critic or a music critic or a sports analyst or some similar job where all I did was ridicule other people's accomplishments.
I'll make the movies for you to ridicule!
Are you the type of critic who can be greazed up with free movie tickets and dinners? ;)
I'll be an Ambulance Officer too, so if you write nasty things I'll bandage the wrong leg :D
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:38
I'll be an Ambulance Officer too, so if you write nasty things I'll bandage the wrong leg :D
testicle. He had a run-in with the village idiot. :D
Our Earth
22-12-2004, 08:42
*Installs signs allong all the major highways which read: "Look at overpasses at your own risk"*
Kiwicrog
22-12-2004, 08:42
testicle. He had a run-in with the village idiot. :D
"Hmm, no I don't think a bandage will do. I'm gonna need a torniquet around the whole lot"
:cool:
Our Earth
22-12-2004, 08:43
"Hmm, no I don't think a bandage will do. I'm gonna need a torniquet around the whole lot"
:cool:
*whince*
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:44
"Hmm, no I don't think a bandage will do. I'm gonna need a torniquet around the whole lot"
:cool:
YAY! :D
Incertonia
22-12-2004, 08:52
I'll be Poet Laureate,
as long as I get paid for it. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 08:55
I'll be Poet Laureate,
as long as I get paid for it. :D
I'll pay you in acorns. :)
Incertonia
22-12-2004, 08:56
I'll pay you in acorns. :)
That's better than I'll do in the real world. Acorns taste better than rejection slips. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2004, 09:01
That's better than I'll do in the real world. Acorns taste better than rejection slips. :D
Well, we're running an idealistic world here.
In the real world, unfortunately, poets are rarely able to afford the basic necessities of life.
In an ideal world, they at least deserve acorns. *nod*
Snorklenork
22-12-2004, 09:07
I'd be a swine and donkey herder. Or ooh ooh! I'd be the skinny old wise (for a given value of wise) man in his underwear with a beard on the mountain (or other isolated location) eating all the mushrooms he can find.
St Heliers
22-12-2004, 09:18
P.S. I'll be the Village Idiot. I've always wanted an excuse to wave my penis at traffic. I mean, beyond the obvious one.
well, if your the village idiot, i'll be the Village Bicycle- everyones had a ride