The Grand Zionist Conspiracy Organization
Okay fellow Jews, let's just admit it. We are taking over the world, and it's no use hiding it any longer (all those Zionist conspiracies, like Zionist conspiracy of Israel, the Holocaust, Zionists eating homework, etc). We should just let people know about our plans for world domination, as it is inevitable now. The pacifist neo-Nazis were too late to stop us. Sign here if you are a fellow Zionist trying to take over the world, and post anything you need to share.
Oh, and Shabbat Shalom! (we zionists all know what that REALLY means :rolleyes: )
Superpower07
22-12-2004, 01:42
Roflmao!
A word of advice from Woody Allen in his movie Manhattan:
Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.
Superpower07
22-12-2004, 01:52
I'll be part of the JWO, and I'm friggin agnostic! :D
Of course, Woody Allen movies! They've always been a great tool of communication with fellow Zionists, along with Mel Brooks movies.
I've got news for everyone:
Jews in Space is REAL
Okay fellow Jews, let's just admit it. We are taking over the world, and it's no use hiding it any longer (all those Zionist conspiracies, like Zionist conspiracy of Israel, the Holocaust, Zionists eating homework, etc). We should just let people know about our plans for world domination, as it is inevitable now. The pacifist neo-Nazis were too late to stop us. Sign here if you are a fellow Zionist trying to take over the world, and post anything you need to share.
Oh, and Shabbat Shalom! (we zionists all know what that REALLY means :rolleyes: )
ROTFLMAOPMP
I am laughing so hard, there are no Internet acronyms to describe it.
Yeknomia
22-12-2004, 02:05
Okay, this is obviously some kind of joke. You know, Jewish or not, don't insult the Jews. Just because you are Jewish does not mean you are right about everything you say about your culture/religion.
I truly hope you are being sarcastic about these "pacifist neo-nazis" because its a complete oxy moron.
Why do people like insulting the Jews? I just don't get it. And if you aren't doing it on purpose, why is insulting the Jews so easy? (I'd prefer you don't answer that with another insult)
Ultra Cool People
22-12-2004, 02:10
Okay, this is obviously some kind of joke. You know, Jewish or not, don't insult the Jews. Just because you are Jewish does not mean you are right about everything you say about your culture/religion.
I truly hope you are being sarcastic about these "pacifist neo-nazis" because its a complete oxy moron.
Why do people like insulting the Jews? I just don't get it. And if you aren't doing it on purpose, why is insulting the Jews so easy? (I'd prefer you don't answer that with another insult)
Slow mods.
We Zionists are behind everything!
Israel, Holocaust, your lost Homework, your ex-girlfriend, your mother-in-law, gingivitis, high cholesterol (not HDL, but the super evil LDL), Jesus, Star Trek, cell phone restriction laws.........and a whole bunch of other......stuff!
Stupid? You bet it is!
Silent Truth
22-12-2004, 03:18
Of course, Woody Allen movies! They've always been a great tool of communication with fellow Zionists, along with Mel Brooks movies.
I've got news for everyone:
Jews in Space is REAL
I'm not Jewish, but I'm in if it means more movies like Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles.
^ It does. Perfect Example: The Hebrew Hammer
Right thinking whites
22-12-2004, 03:28
you try to make light of this situations and make people laugh when they are told the truth
all i can say is if people dont wake up soon, God help us
you try to make light of this situations and make people laugh when they are told the truth
all i can say is if people dont wake up soon, God help us
God will not listen to you, you non-ignorant, rational person.
Silent Truth
22-12-2004, 03:31
you try to make light of this situations and make people laugh when they are told the truth
all i can say is if people dont wake up soon, God help us
lol
Gauthier
22-12-2004, 03:48
So does this mean the Palestinians will all be deported to camps?
^ It does. Perfect Example: The Hebrew Hammer
He is such a sexy beast!
"Talk dirty to me"
"We're going to settle down, our kids will go to an Ivy League..."
"OOOHHH! DON'T STOP!"
Not the exact quote but it made me laugh so hard.
"Attention K-Mart Shoppers: There are Jews in Aisle 12"
Alomogordo
22-12-2004, 22:34
Shalom aleichem. Kulam medabrim Ivrit? Anyway, the chairman of the JWO should be Mel Brooks. There will be no money economy, because that would distract us too much. ;)
I'm a communist so of course I'm going to be working with you all the way
Lagrange 4
23-12-2004, 13:51
I really have no problem with Jewish people. However, the following things do annoy me:
1) Blind acceptance of any decision taken by the Sharon administration.
2) The condescending attitude of the Anti-Defamation League (see the "Anti-Semitism is Anti-Me" campaign).
3) Anti-Non-Semitism: the attitude of especially hasidic Jews to "stick to themselves" and generally not hang with non-Jews.
4) Zionists calling me an Anti-Semitist for criticising things mentioned above.
Other than that, I'd gladly be part of the Jew World Order. I would most probably enjoy the company of secular Jews with no ethnic pride, such as Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Feynman and the like.
Ultra Cool People
23-12-2004, 14:13
I really have no problem with Jewish people. However, the following things do annoy me:
1) Blind acceptance of any decision taken by the Sharon administration.
2) The condescending attitude of the Anti-Defamation League (see the "Anti-Semitism is Anti-Me" campaign).
3) Anti-Non-Semitism: the attitude of especially hasidic Jews to "stick to themselves" and generally not hang with non-Jews.
4) Zionists calling me an Anti-Semitist for criticising things mentioned above.
Other than that, I'd gladly be part of the Jew World Order. I would most probably enjoy the company of secular Jews with no ethnic pride, such as Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Feynman and the like.
OK for starters Jews do not blindly accept anything Sharon does or says. The vast majority of Jews don't care.
On the ADL, They tend to be cool with everyone as long as you don't advocate being a racist smack head. Here's some advice, Israel is a nation and Judaism is a religion, don't confuse the two. If Saudi Arabia raises oil prices do you say "All Arabs are greedy bastards!"? Most people know this would be wrong since only a minority of Arabs live in Saudi Arabia and only the royal family can raise oil prices.
On the Hasidic Jews, they don't even hang out with other Jews who aren't Hasidic.
Now most Zionists will not call you a racist if you look at Israel's national policies strictly in the terms of International Relations and keep stuff like racism against Jews out of the mix. I know this is real hard for a lot of you especially you Red Necks, Europeans, and Arabs, but you should try. :D
Lagrange 4
23-12-2004, 14:17
I know this is real hard for a lot of you especially you Red Necks, Europeans, and Arabs, but you should try. :D
That was just unnecessary. I never claimed that my four peeves applied to the majority of Jews. The ones behind them are just sanctimonious ultraconservatives. And sanctimonious ultraconservatives are the scum of humanity, whether they're Jewish, German or Burmese.
OK for starters Jews do not blindly accept anything Sharon does or says. The vast majority of Jews don't care.
"To wash one's hands of the struggle between the poor and rich is not to be
neutral. It is to side with the rich."
Reconditum
23-12-2004, 14:43
So does this mean the Palestinians will all be deported to camps?
What? You mean our deportation scheme hasn't culminated yet? We need to form a committee to discuss this, post haste.
Sanctaphrax
23-12-2004, 14:51
Yeah sorry, thats my fault. I ran into some normal sane White Supremacists on the way. They tried to attack me for putting Nazis in camps during WW2, but my 2120 Tech force field saved me.
"To wash one's hands of the struggle between the poor and rich is not to be
neutral. It is to side with the rich."
Are you stereotyping Jews as rich tightwads?
Jeruselem
23-12-2004, 15:10
Darn, my plan for world domination has been leaked ...
:eek:
Lagrange 4
23-12-2004, 15:28
Are you stereotyping Jews as rich tightwads?
He used a Paulo Freire quotation, I think. It's a popular way of pointing out that no such thing as a "neutral position" exists.
World wide allies
23-12-2004, 15:50
Muhahaha
As I speak I am using my 1337 juish haxor sk1llz to steal teh bank funds and to turn teh interweb into a propaganda machine w00t !!1!!1!
Teh revolution has begun !
*For the record, I am Jewish, and before some-one gets really uptight, this is a joke.*
Drunk commies
23-12-2004, 16:00
I really have no problem with Jewish people. However, the following things do annoy me:
1) Blind acceptance of any decision taken by the Sharon administration.
2) The condescending attitude of the Anti-Defamation League (see the "Anti-Semitism is Anti-Me" campaign).
3) Anti-Non-Semitism: the attitude of especially hasidic Jews to "stick to themselves" and generally not hang with non-Jews.
4) Zionists calling me an Anti-Semitist for criticising things mentioned above.
Other than that, I'd gladly be part of the Jew World Order. I would most probably enjoy the company of secular Jews with no ethnic pride, such as Stephen Jay Gould, Richard Feynman and the like.
You probably won't be enjoying the company of Steven Jay Gould anytime soon. He died a couple of years ago.
Tcherbeb
23-12-2004, 16:25
That was just unnecessary. I never claimed that my four peeves applied to the majority of Jews. The ones behind them are just sanctimonious ultraconservatives. And sanctimonious ultraconservatives are the scum of humanity, whether they're Jewish, German or Burmese.
Yes, but that means "no one has any right to any land. BUT ESPECIALLY, AND FIRST OF ALL, jews have no right to any land. they're so much cuter when they're ghettoed away in shtetls. I'm not antisemitic, see, I love woody allen's movies! and I might pick many examples from many different cultures, but the fact that I pick on jews first doesn't mean at all that jews should stick to their 'we are a diaspora' culture anyway. It's so cute!"
Dostanuot Loj
23-12-2004, 18:33
Yes, but that means "no one has any right to any land. BUT ESPECIALLY, AND FIRST OF ALL, jews have no right to any land. they're so much cuter when they're ghettoed away in shtetls. I'm not antisemitic, see, I love woody allen's movies! and I might pick many examples from many different cultures, but the fact that I pick on jews first doesn't mean at all that jews should stick to their 'we are a diaspora' culture anyway. It's so cute!"
Does it help if you wanna put all people in ghettoes?
Or just kill them all off?
I don't like the Israeli government, their army is cool. I honestly don't care for Jews, as any member of the faith has yet to bother me.
If this Jew World Order wants to put me in undisputed power as complete ruler of the planet, I'll support it.
"Under my rule, all people will be treated equially. All races, genders, sexualities, ages, religions, and nationalities will be lined up together and shot, as equils."
Markreich
23-12-2004, 18:36
I might consider it, if you can lower the price on almond butter. $8.59 a jar is simply too much.
Columbica
23-12-2004, 18:39
^ It does. Perfect Example: The Hebrew Hammer
that is seriously one of the funniest movies I have EVER seen.
Shabbat Shalom m@*%^erf(@^er!
Lagrange 4
23-12-2004, 18:46
You probably won't be enjoying the company of Steven Jay Gould anytime soon. He died a couple of years ago.
I know. Cancer, wasn't it? In any case, Feynman is long dead, too.
Lagrange 4
23-12-2004, 18:53
Yes, but that means "no one has any right to any land. BUT ESPECIALLY, AND FIRST OF ALL, jews have no right to any land. they're so much cuter when they're ghettoed away in shtetls. I'm not antisemitic, see, I love woody allen's movies! and I might pick many examples from many different cultures, but the fact that I pick on jews first doesn't mean at all that jews should stick to their 'we are a diaspora' culture anyway. It's so cute!"
So you mean that there are two options:
1. All Jews living in a Jewish state.
2. All Jews living in ghettoes.
Frankly, I'm tired of hearing this. You don't fight discrimination with more discrimination, as is the case with creating a nation based on a given ethnicity. It failed in South Africa. The Apartheid idea was officially not about suppressing blacks but "acknowledging that different people should live separately".
We can argue about the validity of Zionist ideals all day, but the fact is that it was never the only option to fight Anti-Semitism. Do you see the NAACP demanding land for a sovereign Black State?
Guess what's in charoset! No, it's not wine the apples that makes it red...
Interesting News:
Iranian media claims that the Jews steal the eyes of Palestinian children, and the Israeli president is being kept alive from the stolen organs of Palestinian children. Yay Iranian media, the most credible news source in the world!
Defensor Fidei
23-12-2004, 23:20
So you mean that there are two options:
1. All Jews living in a Jewish state.
2. All Jews living in ghettoes.
Frankly, I'm tired of hearing this. You don't fight discrimination with more discrimination, as is the case with creating a nation based on a given ethnicity. It failed in South Africa. The Apartheid idea was officially not about suppressing blacks but "acknowledging that different people should live separately".
We can argue about the validity of Zionist ideals all day, but the fact is that it was never the only option to fight Anti-Semitism. Do you see the NAACP demanding land for a sovereign Black State?
There is a whole continent consisting of "Black State." But how will they manage get their gold-rimmed Escalades then? Of course there are also the food problems and internal genocides within the Black race, HIV, etc. in Africa.
Salamand
24-12-2004, 00:19
Can I be a Zionist? PLEASE!?
You must take a right of passage before you join the Jew World Order. The first step on the right of passage is to eat chinese food on Christmas, if you dare.
Defensor Fidei
24-12-2004, 02:31
Can I be a Zionist? PLEASE!?
All you need to do is wave an "USA" flag.
Reconditum
24-12-2004, 02:35
You must take a right of passage before you join the Jew World Order. The first step on the right of passage is to eat chinese food on Christmas, if you dare.
Aw, and here I thought you were going to chop his knob off.
^that's last, to see if you are truly worthy.
Skalador
24-12-2004, 02:47
Will I be part of the Jew World order?
Depends. If by "dominating" the world you mean "treating everyone equally, while NOT shooting/persecuting/otherwise being mean to non Jews", then sure. After all, I'm pretty certain you guys can't mess up our planet any more than it already is.
If by "dominating", you really mean "dominating", then... I might have reservations. But I suppose I could be convinced with some candy.
....
What? Candy is good. YOu know you want it. :D
Oh yeah, there's tons of candy. There's even a holiday filled with candy where you're even supposed to get drunk :D
Dostanuot Loj
24-12-2004, 05:09
I might consider it, if you can lower the price on almond butter. $8.59 a jar is simply too much.
Nah, it would be free.
What would be the point in charging money for things when you're all just going to be lined up and shot anyway?
Under my rule, everything would live in a paradise of free everything... for about 3 to 6 weeks. By that time, everyone would have been shot.
So, can I lead?
Sel Appa
24-12-2004, 05:39
If you take in Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, and Other I shall join in. No Christians! =D
Salamand
24-12-2004, 06:08
Ok. I pre ordered General Tso Chicken for the 25th, and as for the request by defensor I have already begun waving my flag, and just to be safe I got a gun rack for my Honda.
Is this a Hebrews-only thing, or can a friendly Roman Catholic convert? >.>
Defensor Fidei
24-12-2004, 06:20
Is this a Hebrews-only thing, or can a friendly Roman Catholic convert? >.>
A Roman Catholic cannot be a Zionist.
A Roman Catholic cannot be a Zionist.
Aww, mittens. There go my dreams.
whys that he is american i assume that should cancel his being catholic out and well then he can chose
Defensor Fidei
24-12-2004, 06:39
whys that he is american i assume that should cancel his being catholic out and well then he can chose
Well there is the choice:
Zionism or eternal salvation?
so nye killing jews we achive salvation, funny i though we wern't supposed to kill
Yiddnland
24-12-2004, 07:56
I know this forum or thread is a satire. But we as Jews should stop considering ourselves a race... (Because most do)
Why? Because WE ARE NOT one. It's not like I’m a "self hating Jew" or "anti Zionist". I think this shit is wrong because... Heck, sephardic, Arabic, and whatever other Jews are considered like us (by saying us I mean Ashkenazi Jews, or Yiddish Jews), AND THEY'RE NOT. We're different.
Zionism is causing miscegenation. Which means that in a not son far away future, Jews will be a mediocre folk, for letting the Ashkenazis breath with other groups that do not match our intelligence. It is widely known that intelligence is inherited, and that countries with higher intelligence (or IQ) have much more potential and success. Progress. If Ashkenazies (with the highest avg. IQ in the world (115+)) mix with people that have SEVENTEEN POINTS OF IQ OR LESS BELOW THEM.... (Like sephardics, and Jewish Arabs (not Arabic Jews), and that is in fact proven, not a stereotype) there will be no more Nobel prices, technological development, progress, etc. among Jews. No more Einstein, Freud and Marx like people. No more Jewish intellectuals. Just another Semite country/'nation' in the Middle East with no future... Unless that is stopped.
You see, it's hard for you mostly American Jews to see the consequences, since you're assimilating with Americans... Forgetting that, you don't live amongst Arabs that consider themselves Jews, more Jewish than us Ashkenazis, or sephardics... I don't live in Israel, but I live in a country of the Diaspora where Jews, besides being a minority, Ashkenazis are a minority inside the minority. Too many Arab Jews, ignorant ones, half of which don't (or can't?) go to college, and some others don't even finish school, either elementary, middle school, or high school. They just want to "make money" but keep themselves ignorant (and of course, I’ll tell you how they do it). Is it that they CAN’T because they're not interested? Or otherwise? I say otherwise. Poor nations are not stupid because they're poor... they're poor because they're stupid.
Let's face the facts. If there can be an incredibly amazing race at athletic things, like the black people... there can't be an intellectually advantaged one? Jews have the most Nobel price above all... but only Ashkenazies, people. It's too rare to find a sephardic or worse yet, an Arab Jew.
This jewrabs would make any Jew or non Jew think: "Hitler was 99.9% right. Everything he said about Jews is right on these jewrabs". But unfortunately, nobody recognizes them as jewrabs. "They're all Jews", as they say. Well, I'm against being considered the same ethnicity (and eventually mingle with them) as this intellectually disadvantaged, criminal people. Unfortunately, the dumber you are, the more likely you're to become a criminal. This people (if deserved to be called this way) have high social skills. What do I mean by that? Lying is a social skill for example. Fraud makes huge amounts of money. You get the idea.
Am I "stereotyping"? Fuck no. I have to live close to them everyday. I've KNOWN them CLOSELY. I've had several jewrab friends. All of them have disappointed me. None has proven to not fit under the semite-criminal-nazy-style category. I've met ZERO exceptions. When I think I’ve met one, they eventually show themselves. They either rob, think of themselves as "the pure Jews" (since Jews were 'Semites like us' as they say), lie, etc. All because they think that religion made them have the right to do whatever they want. I've lived it. I've seen it. Felt it. I'm not like the typical anti-Semite that has never seen a Jew. I have to fucking deal with these retards. STOP OUR MISCEGENATION with morons.
Let our intellect intact, be on 115+, and let it be growing even more. Fuck the jewrabs and sephardites. Or any other 'Jewish' ethnicity. (I don't give a shit how they call themselves, like shamies, or chalevies, or shit like that. That's how they call themselves.)Nobody gives a shit anyway, but at least have pride of being an Ashkenazi and your intellectual heritage. They did nothing for the reborn of the state of Israel. Everything was done by German, English, Polish, French, Russian, Hungarian, Austrian, etc. Jews. They're mostly worthless at highly intellectual tasks, like earning a Nobel price. (One or more Ashkenazis win one Nobel price each year. They don't). If it wasn't for us Ashkenazis, this bastards wouldn't have Israel... And they only consider us Jews because it's convenient to themselves. They become "intellectually enhanced" after bastardizing our children with theirs.
Besides, why should Palestinians or Arabs let us the intellectually superior Jews live there? We're not Semites. Only the jewrabs. After all, Israel was born after the Holocaust. OUR HOLOCAUST, not the jewrab holocaust. 6 million Ashkenazis died (quite a little few sephardics, but let them give a shit about themselves...), and it was Germany's fault anyway. Not the Arabs. Why didn't Germany pay with territory instead of the Arabs? She even gained territory? I have nothing against Germany, but that would have been the fairest thing to do.
Today we could have (It's still possible) a nation of only the descendants of Jews from Europe and Russia. Intellectually much higher than Israel (Imagine the possibilities... )Israel is a great state (today, it probably won't be later) and it has only 40% or less of Ashkenazis... how would it be with a 99% of Ashkenazis that is not surrounded by rogue nations?. Think about it. Ashkenazies are a majority worldwide. Don't let ourselves die like you American Jews let the Yiddish language die by wanting to assimilate... (I know it’s not your fault… it’s your grandparents fault). That should be our language, not the one that we revived from the dead, Hebrew. That's another one thing that has made us mix with them. Unless of course, you’re pussies and come back with:
“You HITLER” “You racist” “Fuck you! All Jews are equal!” “There’s proof that Jews are a Race”
Don’t be a pussy. Face it. Races are different. Jews can’t be the same race because of these two reasons: They’re physically different. But most importantly, they’re intellectually different between themselves. The Ashkenazis rule. LOL. But seriously, if you can’t face the facts, that just as black people are inherently superior at physical strength and/or agility, and that Ashkenazi Jews are the smartest people, well TOUGH SHIT. I didn’t believe all this until they opened my eyes. Same race? I say B.S. that Zionists use to brainwash us with religion. They opened my eyes when I saw all the differences between the different ETHINICAL, or may I say, RACIAL groups of Jews, even though I had/have friends like them, they’re in my heart… but not in my brain. Screw them. They’ve cheated on me. So it’s time that truth comes out.
Stop this miscegenation with other self assumed Jews (even if we are, or aren’t, we’re different, we’re another group, whether Caucasian, German, Khazars… we are Ashkenazis, and that’s enough to split ourselves from the rest of the jews). For our own good. For progress. For our intellectual and cultural heritage. Heck, for everyone in the world. It would help everyone in the world.
Want more answers, reasons, info, etc.? Comments? Critics? Fan-mail? Hate-mail? Mail me.
(NOTE: This message may be subject to editing due to any mistake or lack of info. I may update it later... still, tell me what you think.)
Dostanuot Loj
24-12-2004, 08:18
I know this forum or thread is a satire. But we as Jews should stop considering ourselves a race... (Because most do)
Why? Because WE ARE NOT one. It's not like I’m a "self hating Jew" or "anti Zionist". I think this shit is wrong because... Heck, sephardic, Arabic, and whatever other Jews are considered like us (by saying us I mean Ashkenazi Jews, or Yiddish Jews), AND THEY'RE NOT. We're different.
Zionism is causing miscegenation. Which means that in a not son far away future, Jews will be a mediocre folk, for letting the Ashkenazis breath with other groups that do not match our intelligence. It is widely known that intelligence is inherited, and that countries with higher intelligence (or IQ) have much more potential and success. Progress. If Ashkenazies (with the highest avg. IQ in the world (115+)) mix with people that have SEVENTEEN POINTS OF IQ OR LESS BELOW THEM.... (Like sephardics, and Jewish Arabs (not Arabic Jews), and that is in fact proven, not a stereotype) there will be no more Nobel prices, technological development, progress, etc. among Jews. No more Einstein, Freud and Marx like people. No more Jewish intellectuals. Just another Semite country/'nation' in the Middle East with no future... Unless that is stopped.
You see, it's hard for you mostly American Jews to see the consequences, since you're assimilating with Americans... Forgetting that, you don't live amongst Arabs that consider themselves Jews, more Jewish than us Ashkenazis, or sephardics... I don't live in Israel, but I live in a country of the Diaspora where Jews, besides being a minority, Ashkenazis are a minority inside the minority. Too many Arab Jews, ignorant ones, half of which don't (or can't?) go to college, and some others don't even finish school, either elementary, middle school, or high school. They just want to "make money" but keep themselves ignorant (and of course, I’ll tell you how they do it). Is it that they CAN’T because they're not interested? Or otherwise? I say otherwise. Poor nations are not stupid because they're poor... they're poor because they're stupid.
Let's face the facts. If there can be an incredibly amazing race at athletic things, like the black people... there can't be an intellectually advantaged one? Jews have the most Nobel price above all... but only Ashkenazies, people. It's too rare to find a sephardic or worse yet, an Arab Jew.
This jewrabs would make any Jew or non Jew think: "Hitler was 99.9% right. Everything he said about Jews is right on these jewrabs". But unfortunately, nobody recognizes them as jewrabs. "They're all Jews", as they say. Well, I'm against being considered the same ethnicity (and eventually mingle with them) as this intellectually disadvantaged, criminal people. Unfortunately, the dumber you are, the more likely you're to become a criminal. This people (if deserved to be called this way) have high social skills. What do I mean by that? Lying is a social skill for example. Fraud makes huge amounts of money. You get the idea.
Am I "stereotyping"? Fuck no. I have to live close to them everyday. I've KNOWN them CLOSELY. I've had several jewrab friends. All of them have disappointed me. None has proven to not fit under the semite-criminal-nazy-style category. I've met ZERO exceptions. When I think I’ve met one, they eventually show themselves. They either rob, think of themselves as "the pure Jews" (since Jews were 'Semites like us' as they say), lie, etc. All because they think that religion made them have the right to do whatever they want. I've lived it. I've seen it. Felt it. I'm not like the typical anti-Semite that has never seen a Jew. I have to fucking deal with these retards. STOP OUR MISCEGENATION with morons.
Let our intellect intact, be on 115+, and let it be growing even more. Fuck the jewrabs and sephardites. Or any other 'Jewish' ethnicity. (I don't give a shit how they call themselves, like shamies, or chalevies, or shit like that. That's how they call themselves.)Nobody gives a shit anyway, but at least have pride of being an Ashkenazi and your intellectual heritage. They did nothing for the reborn of the state of Israel. Everything was done by German, English, Polish, French, Russian, Hungarian, Austrian, etc. Jews. They're mostly worthless at highly intellectual tasks, like earning a Nobel price. (One or more Ashkenazis win one Nobel price each year. They don't). If it wasn't for us Ashkenazis, this bastards wouldn't have Israel... And they only consider us Jews because it's convenient to themselves. They become "intellectually enhanced" after bastardizing our children with theirs.
Besides, why should Palestinians or Arabs let us the intellectually superior Jews live there? We're not Semites. Only the jewrabs. After all, Israel was born after the Holocaust. OUR HOLOCAUST, not the jewrab holocaust. 6 million Ashkenazis died (quite a little few sephardics, but let them give a shit about themselves...), and it was Germany's fault anyway. Not the Arabs. Why didn't Germany pay with territory instead of the Arabs? She even gained territory? I have nothing against Germany, but that would have been the fairest thing to do.
Today we could have (It's still possible) a nation of only the descendants of Jews from Europe and Russia. Intellectually much higher than Israel (Imagine the possibilities... )Israel is a great state (today, it probably won't be later) and it has only 40% or less of Ashkenazis... how would it be with a 99% of Ashkenazis that is not surrounded by rogue nations?. Think about it. Ashkenazies are a majority worldwide. Don't let ourselves die like you American Jews let the Yiddish language die by wanting to assimilate... (I know it’s not your fault… it’s your grandparents fault). That should be our language, not the one that we revived from the dead, Hebrew. That's another one thing that has made us mix with them. Unless of course, you’re pussies and come back with:
“You HITLER” “You racist” “Fuck you! All Jews are equal!” “There’s proof that Jews are a Race”
Don’t be a pussy. Face it. Races are different. Jews can’t be the same race because of these two reasons: They’re physically different. But most importantly, they’re intellectually different between themselves. The Ashkenazis rule. LOL. But seriously, if you can’t face the facts, that just as black people are inherently superior at physical strength and/or agility, and that Ashkenazi Jews are the smartest people, well TOUGH SHIT. I didn’t believe all this until they opened my eyes. Same race? I say B.S. that Zionists use to brainwash us with religion. They opened my eyes when I saw all the differences between the different ETHINICAL, or may I say, RACIAL groups of Jews, even though I had/have friends like them, they’re in my heart… but not in my brain. Screw them. They’ve cheated on me. So it’s time that truth comes out.
Stop this miscegenation with other self assumed Jews (even if we are, or aren’t, we’re different, we’re another group, whether Caucasian, German, Khazars… we are Ashkenazis, and that’s enough to split ourselves from the rest of the jews). For our own good. For progress. For our intellectual and cultural heritage. Heck, for everyone in the world. It would help everyone in the world.
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I think you're joking (If so, damn convincing I must say!). But just in case you're not..
Jew's arn't a race, there is only one race, the human race.
Intelligence is not genetic, I say this with a tested IQ of 176, my older sister having 165, and my little brother having 132, all three of us from the same mother and father. Both sides of my family (Mother and her side, fathe rand his side) are complete dumbasses.
Um.. Descrimination.
If one Ashkenazi Jew gets a Nobel Prize every year, how many non Ashkenazi Jews recieve them every year?
Um, avrage human IQ is between 90 and 110, which means an avrage of 115 isn't very special. Besides, an IQ doesn't mean anything to intelligence.
Heh, and on a funny note.. is it just me, or does the word "nazi" on the end of Ashkenazi just make this all that funnier?
Yiddnland
24-12-2004, 08:45
I think you're joking (If so, damn convincing I must say!). But just in case you're not..
I'm not.
Jew's arn't a race, there is only one race, the human race.
Oh really? I will assume that ‘arn’t’ means aren’t. So what about say... Why is it that Ashkenazis have 115+ IQ when Europeans and Chinese have an avg. IQ of 100, African Americans 85, some African nations have 55 while some 70, Arabs 80, Latin Americans 85. That is, excluding color of the skin, height, and the fact that black people actually outperform us physically.
Intelligence is not genetic, I say this with a tested IQ of 176, my older sister having 165, and my little brother having 132, all three of us from the same mother and father. Both sides of my family (Mother and her side, fathe rand his side) are complete dumbasses.
Congrats! Nobody gives a shit about your Genius IQs. If you measure up to that, then I can't say how much I have, since I have never seen tests that measure above 170. Even so, I don't believe you since you're writing out of your ass, making false assumptions, and you have noticeable grammar mistakes... Of course, a 176 I.Q. person can do MUCH more than that. Which scale is that IQ measured in? African Scale? Arab scale? lol. Please. Besides, you're contradicting yourself. You and your two siblings have very high I.Q.s, and you say it's not genetic? The fact that your parents are not so smart, doesn't mean that mutations can't occur. If you're not lying, for the sake of humanity, breed a lot. Your mutated intelligence will be inherited by your children and your children’s children. Still, I don't believe you have that overrated score, not because it's high (perhaps I could get the same score or higher on a test that measures a score up to that or more, even if nobody gives a shit about that, really), but because your logic and grammar have fatal flaws.... at least fatal for a "176 IQ" guy.
Um.. Descrimination.
If one Ashkenazi Jew gets a Nobel Prize every year, how many non Ashkenazi Jews recieve them every year?
Answer: NONE. Can't deal with it? Tough shit. 'Descrimination'? I will assume you mean discrimination, 176 guy. The non-Ashkenazi guys practice discrimination against Ashkenazis (fortunately, that slows miscegenation and it opens my eyes)
Um, avrage human IQ is between 90 and 110, which means an avrage of 115 isn't very special. Besides, an IQ doesn't mean anything to intelligence.
Again, I will assume that Mr. 176 guy means average instead of ‘avrage’, but who would know. No, average Caucasian has 100. Average Ashkenazi has 115. I already said all this. News Flash: There was an increment of two points in everyone... Same difference.
Heh, and on a funny note.. is it just me, or does the word "nazi" on the end of Ashkenazi just make this all that funnier?
Haha, Funny, I knew someone would mention it. Seriously. You're a non Ashkenazi Jew probably. That or either you're Ashkenazi and want to keep rationalizing bullshit lies and common belief of equality which will eventually destroy all signs of intelligence in this world. Wake up. If your race doesn’t evolve to be more intelligent (whether Jewish or not, human or not, Caucasian, etc. or not) it will be doomed to become dumber since morons are breeding nowadays much more than smart people (unlike the good days, when inside the Ashkenazis the breeders were smarter… no wonder intelligence spread all over Ashkenazi folk).
New Larson
24-12-2004, 09:21
I'm not.
Oh really? I will assume that ‘arn’t’ means aren’t. So what about say... Why is it that Ashkenazis have 115+ IQ when Europeans and Chinese have an avg. IQ of 100, African Americans 85, some African nations have 55 while some 70, Arabs 80, Latin Americans 85. That is, excluding color of the skin, height, and the fact that black people actually out-perform us physically.
Congrats! Nobody gives a shit about your Genius IQs. If you measure up to that, then I can't say how much I have, since I have never seen tests that measure above 170. Even so, I don't believe you since you're writing out of your ass, making false assumptions, and you have noticeable grammar mistakes... Of course, a 176 I.Q. person can do MUCH more than that. Which scale is that IQ measured in? African Scale? Arab scale?
There are some claims here of yours that I'm interested in. You say that some african nations have an average IQ of 55 - which would put them well below any legal definition of reatrdation. In short, you are claiming that about 65% of the populations of african nations are mentally retarded. I think that if you are going to make a statement of this caliber then you should put up some hard data to back it up. It is true that there has been slight IQ differences between caucasians and blacks (see http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/retard.htm) but the cause of this is uncertain - after all it also correlates mental retardation with right-wing politics.
Tests can measure IQs above 170. Marilyn vos Savant has been measured to have an IQ of 228. These tests, while not standard, most definitely exist. Whether these systems are african or arabic - which they are not - is unimportant.
Yiddnland
24-12-2004, 09:31
There are some claims here of yours that I'm interested in. You say that some african nations have an average IQ of 55 - which would put them well below any legal definition of reatrdation. In short, you are claiming that about 65% of the populations of african nations are mentally retarded. I think that if you are going to make a statement of this caliber then you should put up some hard data to back it up. It is true that there has been slight IQ differences between caucasians and blacks (see http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/retard.htm) but the cause of this is uncertain - after all it also correlates mental retardation with right-wing politics.
Well, of course I have sources. If you're really interested, I could search them when I have time... or not. Why don't you look it up? Don't believe me? Prove me wrong. It's not that I'm right wing. I wish everything was perfect and that all races were equal. But it's not true. Now, let's all deal with it.
Tests can measure IQs above 170. Marilyn vos Savant has been measured to have an IQ of 228. These tests, while not standard, most definitely exist. Whether these systems are african or arabic - which they are not - is unimportant.
Well, the African and Arabic standards thing is a joke. And of course, I know that there are the super high IQ tests, many developed by the Dutch "Coojimans" (Correct me if I’m wrong). And that guy will tell you that it is impossible to score more than 206. Seriously, can you measure who is one in a trillion? How can you possibly know? Why is it that some people that are supposed to have almost 200 of I.Q. can't outsmart the brilliantness of Einstein or Hawkings? Because real tests that measure up to those scores aren't as valid as the tests that measure more common results.... Indeed, 176 guy had a point at saying: "IQ isn't all". But heck, it is a lot when measured for populations. Look at Japan and Hong Kong with an Avg. of 107, and look at the African nations. That is indeed a huge difference. My point here is not about the individual, but more about how populations compare between themselves... And how to improve that.
And I focus on Ashkenazi Jews since they have a 115+ IQ since they evolved in a way that allowed intelligence to increase faster than the rest of the groups.
Dostanuot Loj
24-12-2004, 10:20
There are some claims here of yours that I'm interested in. You say that some african nations have an average IQ of 55 - which would put them well below any legal definition of reatrdation. In short, you are claiming that about 65% of the populations of african nations are mentally retarded. I think that if you are going to make a statement of this caliber then you should put up some hard data to back it up. It is true that there has been slight IQ differences between caucasians and blacks (see http://www.lagriffedulion.f2s.com/retard.htm) but the cause of this is uncertain - after all it also correlates mental retardation with right-wing politics.
Tests can measure IQs above 170. Marilyn vos Savant has been measured to have an IQ of 228. These tests, while not standard, most definitely exist. Whether these systems are african or arabic - which they are not - is unimportant.
He's just full of BS.
A few responses to him too..
The standard test used in most western countries can do above 200.
Grammar and spelling mistakes mean nothing, incase you've never taken a linguistics course, no language is written in stone, they change all the time. Grammar is nothing more then a loose set of "rules" which allows the native speakers of that language to understand it. And spelling, don't even go there, English spelling is so messed up it's not even worth discussing.
And for Nobel Prize winners, they give out a Nobel Prize for Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Peace, Literature, and Economics.. now if say every year one of those people gets one, that leaves 5 other catagories that other people get them in. Humm.. seems like that's alot.
And one more IQ test point for you; they are unreliable.
Yes, unreliable, they ask questions culturally specific to the Western world. They have no merit outside of western countries, so your low Arab and African scores have no merit.
And I think you misread "If one Ashkenazi Jew gets a Nobel Prize every year, how many non Ashkenazi Jews recieve them every year?". What I said was, if one Ashkenazi gets a Nobel Prize each year, then how many non-Ashkenazis get one each year? If your ranting has any merit, then Ashkenazi is an ethnicity of the Jewish religion, which makes them Ashkenazi Jews.
Oh, and by the way, there are 2 people from Israel on the Nobel Prize list for Chemestry, they share the prize 3 ways with an American. So far they are the only jews on the list. Yet, there's an African who won the Nobel Prize, and appart from an Austrian, most of the prize winners are Americans, and white Christian Californian Americans at that.
I guess by your logic, all white, Christian, Americans from California are the smartest people on the planet.
Goed Twee
24-12-2004, 10:29
Oh man, I am so in. So what do I gotta do? Already done step one before, and had the circumsition when I was a wee little baby, so the first and last steps are done :D
Man, it's gonna be awesome. 'Cause, you know, you have all the money. All of it. And that's so cool.
Ballycrap
24-12-2004, 10:45
I think you're joking (If so, damn convincing I must say!). But just in case you're not..
Jew's arn't a race, there is only one race, the human race.
Intelligence is not genetic, I say this with a tested IQ of 176, my older sister having 165, and my little brother having 132, all three of us from the same mother and father. Both sides of my family (Mother and her side, fathe rand his side) are complete dumbasses.
Um.. Descrimination.
If one Ashkenazi Jew gets a Nobel Prize every year, how many non Ashkenazi Jews recieve them every year?
Um, avrage human IQ is between 90 and 110, which means an avrage of 115 isn't very special. Besides, an IQ doesn't mean anything to intelligence.
Heh, and on a funny note.. is it just me, or does the word "nazi" on the end of Ashkenazi just make this all that funnier?
Sooooo glad someone else spotted the interesting properties of "Ashkenazi". As a person with an IQ of 135, should I be leading my country to take over the world or keep racial purity or something? I get the vague impression from this git that looking at a particularly good looking girl from, say, The Czech Republic or Poland is supposed to run the risk of tainting the line, or something? Long live Mongrels, I say!
Ballycrap
24-12-2004, 10:48
..Oh, and by "Git" I mean Jewmany - not Dostanuot Loj.
Sanctaphrax
24-12-2004, 10:58
Just checking, you do know that Jewmany was being sarcastic right? I'm the real head of the Jewish New World Order, he just pretended in order to cover my trail.:p
Lagrange 4
24-12-2004, 12:32
Long live Mongrels, I say!
I second that. Mongrels are generally healthier, taller, better-looking and suffer from fewer hereditary defects than "pure-bred" (that is, inbred) humans. We're a species that originated from 5000 African apes. As such, we're one of the most closely interrelated animals on the planet in comparison to our total population. That's not good.
Yiddnland: You can be the head of the Ashkenazi Supermacy Organization (ASO), a very important part of the JWO (Jew World Order), along with the Yiddish Pride and Revival Sector (YPRS).
There is a very large hierarchy in the JWO. But in the broad sense, the Jews are at the top of the hierarchy, while the Noachide Gentiles/Gentiles who really love Jews are at the bottom.
This Christmas I think you should all take time to read the JWO/Zionist Conspiracy Organization scrolls (aka, the Torah) and reflect.
Ignore Defensor Fidei, for he is what we call Fundamentalist Christian Crap (FCC).
Also, don't forget to make macaroni pictures for Moses.
Oh and Ballycrap, I think you meant Yiddnland, and not Jewmany.
We can't hide the truth of the JWO. There's already a New World Order Thread going around about this. We rule rule the world with an iron latke!
bump for the good of the world!
Soviet Haaregrad
26-12-2004, 05:41
Okay, this is obviously some kind of joke. You know, Jewish or not, don't insult the Jews. Just because you are Jewish does not mean you are right about everything you say about your culture/religion.
I truly hope you are being sarcastic about these "pacifist neo-nazis" because its a complete oxy moron.
Why do people like insulting the Jews? I just don't get it. And if you aren't doing it on purpose, why is insulting the Jews so easy? (I'd prefer you don't answer that with another insult)
I guess you'll just have to develop a sense of humour. :(
I see that we have the ASO, but what is in it for the Sephards?
Defensor Fidei
26-12-2004, 05:48
Decent folk ought to donate to the PLO this time of year...
There must be some solution to the Jewish problem...
Soviet Haaregrad
26-12-2004, 05:52
Decent folk ought to donate to the PLO this time of year...
There must be some solution to the Jewish problem...
Decent people should stop believing the universe revolves around the earth.
And while we're at it we can stop fighting over who's imaginary father figure can beat up who's.
Defensor Fidei
26-12-2004, 05:53
Decent people should stop believing the universe revolves around the earth.
The universe revolves now? Is this some new "scientific proof?"
Soviet Haaregrad
26-12-2004, 05:56
The universe revolves now? Is this some new "scientific proof?"
I tried, I'm tired... I was taking a shot at the last 40 people left on earth who think the earth is the centre of the universe, let's try this again.
Reconditum
26-12-2004, 05:59
Actually there's scientific proof that the universe does not revolve.
Globes R Us
26-12-2004, 07:34
Look I'm very attached to my foreskin but if it get me in I'll find a local Rabbi and....................................ooooooooooohhh..............give him the job.
Especially if I can read and reply to the funniest fool on the site, defensor fidei. He's even funnier than Mel Brooks. Honestly, as soon as I read his rants I just crease up with laughter. I wonder if he's a professional comedian in real life?
Capitallo
26-12-2004, 07:51
I know this forum or thread is a satire. But we as Jews should stop considering ourselves a race... (Because most do)
Why? Because WE ARE NOT one. It's not like I’m a "self hating Jew" or "anti Zionist". I think this shit is wrong because... Heck, sephardic, Arabic, and whatever other Jews are considered like us (by saying us I mean Ashkenazi Jews, or Yiddish Jews), AND THEY'RE NOT. We're different.
Zionism is causing miscegenation. Which means that in a not son far away future, Jews will be a mediocre folk, for letting the Ashkenazis breath with other groups that do not match our intelligence. It is widely known that intelligence is inherited, and that countries with higher intelligence (or IQ) have much more potential and success. Progress. If Ashkenazies (with the highest avg. IQ in the world (115+)) mix with people that have SEVENTEEN POINTS OF IQ OR LESS BELOW THEM.... (Like sephardics, and Jewish Arabs (not Arabic Jews), and that is in fact proven, not a stereotype) there will be no more Nobel prices, technological development, progress, etc. among Jews. No more Einstein, Freud and Marx like people. No more Jewish intellectuals. Just another Semite country/'nation' in the Middle East with no future... Unless that is stopped.
You see, it's hard for you mostly American Jews to see the consequences, since you're assimilating with Americans... Forgetting that, you don't live amongst Arabs that consider themselves Jews, more Jewish than us Ashkenazis, or sephardics... I don't live in Israel, but I live in a country of the Diaspora where Jews, besides being a minority, Ashkenazis are a minority inside the minority. Too many Arab Jews, ignorant ones, half of which don't (or can't?) go to college, and some others don't even finish school, either elementary, middle school, or high school. They just want to "make money" but keep themselves ignorant (and of course, I’ll tell you how they do it). Is it that they CAN’T because they're not interested? Or otherwise? I say otherwise. Poor nations are not stupid because they're poor... they're poor because they're stupid.
Let's face the facts. If there can be an incredibly amazing race at athletic things, like the black people... there can't be an intellectually advantaged one? Jews have the most Nobel price above all... but only Ashkenazies, people. It's too rare to find a sephardic or worse yet, an Arab Jew.
This jewrabs would make any Jew or non Jew think: "Hitler was 99.9% right. Everything he said about Jews is right on these jewrabs". But unfortunately, nobody recognizes them as jewrabs. "They're all Jews", as they say. Well, I'm against being considered the same ethnicity (and eventually mingle with them) as this intellectually disadvantaged, criminal people. Unfortunately, the dumber you are, the more likely you're to become a criminal. This people (if deserved to be called this way) have high social skills. What do I mean by that? Lying is a social skill for example. Fraud makes huge amounts of money. You get the idea.
Am I "stereotyping"? Fuck no. I have to live close to them everyday. I've KNOWN them CLOSELY. I've had several jewrab friends. All of them have disappointed me. None has proven to not fit under the semite-criminal-nazy-style category. I've met ZERO exceptions. When I think I’ve met one, they eventually show themselves. They either rob, think of themselves as "the pure Jews" (since Jews were 'Semites like us' as they say), lie, etc. All because they think that religion made them have the right to do whatever they want. I've lived it. I've seen it. Felt it. I'm not like the typical anti-Semite that has never seen a Jew. I have to fucking deal with these retards. STOP OUR MISCEGENATION with morons.
Let our intellect intact, be on 115+, and let it be growing even more. Fuck the jewrabs and sephardites. Or any other 'Jewish' ethnicity. (I don't give a shit how they call themselves, like shamies, or chalevies, or shit like that. That's how they call themselves.)Nobody gives a shit anyway, but at least have pride of being an Ashkenazi and your intellectual heritage. They did nothing for the reborn of the state of Israel. Everything was done by German, English, Polish, French, Russian, Hungarian, Austrian, etc. Jews. They're mostly worthless at highly intellectual tasks, like earning a Nobel price. (One or more Ashkenazis win one Nobel price each year. They don't). If it wasn't for us Ashkenazis, this bastards wouldn't have Israel... And they only consider us Jews because it's convenient to themselves. They become "intellectually enhanced" after bastardizing our children with theirs.
Besides, why should Palestinians or Arabs let us the intellectually superior Jews live there? We're not Semites. Only the jewrabs. After all, Israel was born after the Holocaust. OUR HOLOCAUST, not the jewrab holocaust. 6 million Ashkenazis died (quite a little few sephardics, but let them give a shit about themselves...), and it was Germany's fault anyway. Not the Arabs. Why didn't Germany pay with territory instead of the Arabs? She even gained territory? I have nothing against Germany, but that would have been the fairest thing to do.
Today we could have (It's still possible) a nation of only the descendants of Jews from Europe and Russia. Intellectually much higher than Israel (Imagine the possibilities... )Israel is a great state (today, it probably won't be later) and it has only 40% or less of Ashkenazis... how would it be with a 99% of Ashkenazis that is not surrounded by rogue nations?. Think about it. Ashkenazies are a majority worldwide. Don't let ourselves die like you American Jews let the Yiddish language die by wanting to assimilate... (I know it’s not your fault… it’s your grandparents fault). That should be our language, not the one that we revived from the dead, Hebrew. That's another one thing that has made us mix with them. Unless of course, you’re pussies and come back with:
“You HITLER” “You racist” “Fuck you! All Jews are equal!” “There’s proof that Jews are a Race”
Don’t be a pussy. Face it. Races are different. Jews can’t be the same race because of these two reasons: They’re physically different. But most importantly, they’re intellectually different between themselves. The Ashkenazis rule. LOL. But seriously, if you can’t face the facts, that just as black people are inherently superior at physical strength and/or agility, and that Ashkenazi Jews are the smartest people, well TOUGH SHIT. I didn’t believe all this until they opened my eyes. Same race? I say B.S. that Zionists use to brainwash us with religion. They opened my eyes when I saw all the differences between the different ETHINICAL, or may I say, RACIAL groups of Jews, even though I had/have friends like them, they’re in my heart… but not in my brain. Screw them. They’ve cheated on me. So it’s time that truth comes out.
Stop this miscegenation with other self assumed Jews (even if we are, or aren’t, we’re different, we’re another group, whether Caucasian, German, Khazars… we are Ashkenazis, and that’s enough to split ourselves from the rest of the jews). For our own good. For progress. For our intellectual and cultural heritage. Heck, for everyone in the world. It would help everyone in the world.
Want more answers, reasons, info, etc.? Comments? Critics? Fan-mail? Hate-mail? Mail me.
(NOTE: This message may be subject to editing due to any mistake or lack of info. I may update it later... still, tell me what you think.)
Wow this racist crap is disgusting. You need to at least be able to back up your grand claims with evidence of higher intellect. When I saw "Nobel Prices" I knew that it was not there.
Capitallo
26-12-2004, 07:56
I tried, I'm tired... I was taking a shot at the last 40 people left on earth who think the earth is the centre of the universe, let's try this again.
I hope you mean centre of the solar system or galaxy. It is entirely possible for the earth to be in the middle of the universe. Since we don't know the entire span of the the universe we can't really know for sure.
The JWO is a part of everyone's life. You even get a behind the scenes look at part of it during the Hebrew Hammer. They even show such positions as the Jewish World Media Conspiracy Leader and the Jewish Athletes Leader (though there isn't anyone sitting there for the athletes).
We've been around for over 5000 years and have had many leaders, including Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Moses, Ben-Gurion, Einstein, Maimonides, Topol, etc...all the way up to Woody Allen and Mel Brooks (both joint leaders). The next person in succession has been chosen, and I'm quite happy with the choice...none other than Adam Sandler.
Oh, tis a glorious time to be a Jew!
Johnistan
26-12-2004, 21:25
I know a phillipino Jew
Dostanuot Loj
26-12-2004, 23:12
The JWO is a part of everyone's life. You even get a behind the scenes look at part of it during the Hebrew Hammer. They even show such positions as the Jewish World Media Conspiracy Leader and the Jewish Athletes Leader (though there isn't anyone sitting there for the athletes).
We've been around for over 5000 years and have had many leaders, including Abraham, Issac, Jacob, Moses, Ben-Gurion, Einstein, Maimonides, Topol, etc...all the way up to Woody Allen and Mel Brooks (both joint leaders). The next person in succession has been chosen, and I'm quite happy with the choice...none other than Adam Sandler.
Oh, tis a glorious time to be a Jew!
Um.. according to Hebrew historians, the Jews have only been around 4000 years. Espically since the earliest refrence to them is in 1800 BCE, which is just the thoughts that Ramses is the Pharoh when Moses was in power. The earliest physical proof that the Jews existed, is from about 1600 BCE. So.. not 5000 years.
Dostanuot Loj
26-12-2004, 23:13
Decent folk ought to donate to the PLO this time of year...
There must be some solution to the Jewish problem...
Didn't anyone tell you the PLO are mostly Muslims?
Um.. according to Hebrew historians, the Jews have only been around 4000 years. Espically since the earliest refrence to them is in 1800 BCE, which is just the thoughts that Ramses is the Pharoh when Moses was in power. The earliest physical proof that the Jews existed, is from about 1600 BCE. So.. not 5000 years.
Oops, I was thinking of the Jewish calendar of over 5000 years. I think it's 5764-5765 right now, though I'm probably wrong.
It's very ironic that DF supports the PLO.
Dostanuot Loj
27-12-2004, 03:02
Oops, I was thinking of the Jewish calendar of over 5000 years. I think it's 5764-5765 right now, though I'm probably wrong.
It's very ironic that DF supports the PLO.
Lol, ironic at best. I think he was just unaware that they were Muslims. I bet if he responds, he'll decide not to back them, and instead say they should all die.
Via Ferrata
27-12-2004, 03:17
Okay fellow Jews, let's just admit it. We are taking over the world, and it's no use hiding it any longer (all those Zionist conspiracies, like Zionist conspiracy of Israel, the Holocaust, Zionists eating homework, etc). We should just let people know about our plans for world domination, as it is inevitable now. The pacifist neo-Nazis were too late to stop us. Sign here if you are a fellow Zionist trying to take over the world, and post anything you need to share.
Oh, and Shabbat Shalom! (we zionists all know what that REALLY means :rolleyes: )
Roflmao,Hahaha, you forgot about the favorite Zionist meal: Kasher baby on the bbc.
Armandian Cheese
27-12-2004, 03:25
Hmmm...I'm not Jewish, just Roman Catholic, but...Can't I rule the world too? Jews rule, man! I'll eat only kosher foods...
Nekonokuni
27-12-2004, 03:25
Personally, I think all this kind of stuff is the result of the Cockroach Conspiracy - they're just manipulating us into starting WW3 so that they can take over.
Defensor Fidei
27-12-2004, 03:36
Hmmm...I'm not Jewish, just Roman Catholic, but...Can't I rule the world too? Jews rule, man! I'll eat only kosher foods...
The Roman Catholic Church stands strong against the vile Jew.
Globes R Us
27-12-2004, 04:06
The Roman Catholic Church stands strong against the vile Jew.
No, muffin boy. You 'stand strong' against Jews. The Roman Catholic Church has long abandoned its anti-semitism. Well, except for a few fruit cakes like yourself of course.
Now the Vatican loves Jews. My beloved JWO has finally conquered the Vatican, our counterpart. Now there will be nobody to stop us. :D :D :D
Globes R Us
27-12-2004, 04:15
Is the Pope a Jew?
Hooray!
Defensor Fidei
27-12-2004, 04:58
No, muffin boy. You 'stand strong' against Jews. The Roman Catholic Church has long abandoned its anti-semitism. Well, except for a few fruit cakes like yourself of course.
No, the Church correctly holds Jews responsible for their brutal deicide against the Lord Iesus Christ.
Globes R Us
27-12-2004, 05:05
No, the Church correctly holds Jews responsible for their brutal deicide against the Lord Iesus Christ.
They also hold temselves guilty of doing little or nothing during WW2 to help the Jews. This current Pope at least had the courage to say that publicly. See, he''s a real Catholic, not a psuedo papist and racist like you.
Armandian Cheese
27-12-2004, 05:17
Exactly! So Catholics and Jews unite to achieve world domination! MWA! HA! HA!
Globes R Us
27-12-2004, 05:18
And I have immense respect for genuine Catholics but why don't you have read of this before you post your next anti semitic crap? It makes fine reading. Personally I see a lot of you in these articles.
http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=us&cat=catholic_church_abuse_scandal
Ultra Cool People
27-12-2004, 05:19
No, the Church correctly holds Jews responsible for their brutal deicide against the Lord Iesus Christ.
Obviously someone is not keeping up with the Holy See.
http://www.vatican.va/archive/hist_councils/ii_vatican_council/documents/vat-ii_decl_19651028_nostra-aetate_en.html
As Holy Scripture testifies, Jerusalem did not recognize the time of her visitation,(9) nor did the Jews in large number, accept the Gospel; indeed not a few opposed its spreading.(10) Nevertheless, God holds the Jews most dear for the sake of their Fathers; He does not repent of the gifts He makes or of the calls He issues-such is the witness of the Apostle.(11) In company with the Prophets and the same Apostle, the Church awaits that day, known to God alone, on which all peoples will address the Lord in a single voice and "serve him shoulder to shoulder" (Soph. 3:9).(12)
Since the spiritual patrimony common to Christians and Jews is thus so great, this sacred synod wants to foster and recommend that mutual understanding and respect which is the fruit, above all, of biblical and theological studies as well as of fraternal dialogues.
True, the Jewish authorities and those who followed their lead pressed for the death of Christ;(13) still, what happened in His passion cannot be charged against all the Jews, without distinction, then alive, nor against the Jews of today. Although the Church is the new people of God, the Jews should not be presented as rejected or accursed by God, as if this followed from the Holy Scriptures. All should see to it, then, that in catechetical work or in the preaching of the word of God they do not teach anything that does not conform to the truth of the Gospel and the spirit of Christ.
Furthermore, in her rejection of every persecution against any man, the Church, mindful of the patrimony she shares with the Jews and moved not by political reasons but by the Gospel's spiritual love, decries hatred, persecutions, displays of anti-Semitism, directed against Jews at any time and by anyone.
Besides, as the Church has always held and holds now, Christ underwent His passion and death freely, because of the sins of men and out of infinite love, in order that all may reach salvation. It is, therefore, the burden of the Church's preaching to proclaim the cross of Christ as the sign of God's all-embracing love and as the fountain from which every grace flows.
Defensor Fidei
27-12-2004, 05:34
And I have immense respect for genuine Catholics but why don't you have read of this before you post your next anti semitic crap? It makes fine reading. Personally I see a lot of you in these articles.
http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in=us&cat=catholic_church_abuse_scandal
Abuse scandal? :confused:
Ultra Cool People
27-12-2004, 05:46
What's wrong Defensor Fidei?
Never went through Vatican II?
Either your dead ignorant or a "Bad Catholic". :D
Defensor Fidei
27-12-2004, 05:51
The Jews are damned and accursed.
Smeagol-Gollum
27-12-2004, 07:48
The Jews are damned and accursed.
Although I am now an agnostic, I was brought up as a Catholic.
I am sick and tired of seeing you attempt to justify your pathetic racist fantasies by mis-quoting from the Catholic Church.
How about inserting some factual matter :
"QUOTE" John Paul II has written and delivered a number of speeches on the subject of the Church's relationship with Jews, and has often paid homage to the victims of the Holocaust in many nations. One of the few popes to have grown up in a climate of flourishing Jewish culture, one of the key components of pre-war Kraków, his interest in Jewish life dates from early youth. His visit to the Synagogue of Rome was the first by a pope since the founding of the Catholic Church.
The Anti-Defamation League recently stated, "The Anti-Defamation League congratulates Pope John Paul II on the 25th anniversary of his papacy. His deep commitment to reconciliation between the Catholic Church and the Jewish people has been fundamental to his papacy. Jews throughout the world are deeply grateful to the Pope. He has defended the Jewish people at all times, as a priest in his native Poland and during his pontificate....We pray that he remains healthy for many years to come, that he achieves much success in his holy work and that Catholic-Jewish relations continue to flourish." END QUOTE".
Source : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II#Relations_with_the_Jewish_people
Comment.
Your pathetic paranoid purveyance of racist doctrine disgusts me, and has no place in any so-called Christian belief system.
Defensor Fidei
27-12-2004, 07:50
"Ungrateful for favors and forgetful of benefits, the Jews return insult for kindness and impious contempt for goodness. They ought to know the yoke of perpetual enslavement because of their guilt. See to it that the perfidious Jews never in the future grow insolent, but that they always suffer publicly the shame of their sin in servile fear. "
--Pope Gregory IX
Stabbatha
27-12-2004, 07:58
Just ignore him, if he doesn't get attention he'll go away as most irritants do... Regardless of how bold and enlarge the text is.
Goed Twee
27-12-2004, 08:27
-snip-
Honestly, shouldn't you be happy for the Jews? They made your religion, you know.
Nekonokuni
27-12-2004, 09:04
Honestly, shouldn't you be happy for the Jews? They made your religion, you know.
Christianity = Judaism v2.0
JWO has taken over DF's beloved church. No need to worry. :D :D :D :D
Sanctaphrax
27-12-2004, 17:53
Quoting long dead popes is a sure sign that this is Tenete Traditiones. I'm personally kind of sick of his persistent flaming of Jews, so...
modalert: flaming
Quoting long dead popes is a sure sign that this is Tenete Traditiones. I'm personally kind of sick of his persistent flaming of Jews, so...
modalert: flaming
you can also add stupidity and ignorance to that modalert.
We have succeeded in Southeast Asia`with our disasters! The JWO shall rise again!
Sanctaphrax
28-12-2004, 15:27
We have succeeded in Southeast Asia`with our disasters! The JWO shall rise again!
Ok, sorry but I find that a bit tasteless.
TJHairball
28-12-2004, 19:20
We have succeeded in Southeast Asia`with our disasters! The JWO shall rise again!
Flamebait/trolling. Consider yourself warned.