NationStates Jolt Archive


Logical Proof that the Jews DO Exist...

Urukku
21-12-2004, 20:08
Because the universe needs balance, I offer this refutation of my previous arguments.

Given:
Seeing Is Believing
If you believe it, you can achieve it.

1. I have seen a Jew existing
THEREFORE
2. I believe that Jews can exist
THEREFORE
3. I believe that Jews achieve existence
4. To achieve existence is to exist (Definition of exist)
THEREFORE
5. Jews Exist.

I have the strangest sense that this will only cause more conflict...