NationStates Jolt Archive

I am getting a car video (eyewitness camera) set up to tape thiefs in action and the take down I perform on them. Has anyone heard of anyone near thier town doing such things? How many people in here have had things stolen from them and wish there was a better way to dealing with thiefs than the standard police report (that does nothing)? Any ideas that anyone can throw out there for me? So far plans are to have complete limo tint all around vehicle, camera, tire thumper and zip ties. Wanna help? It will be fun and there is no better way to let off some steam than release it upon some poor loser theif. Merry christmas! (yes my wifes car got broken into last night)

Sounds fun (assuming you're capable of taking on the thieves), but how will you find crimes? Bat signal?

(Sorry about the break in.)

Uhh...yeah, merry christmas and stuff. Goodwill to men...and uhh, good luck on your 'takedowns'...just don't get anybody killed with your seasonal bonhomie, now...

Sounds fun (assuming you're capable of taking on the thieves), but how will you find crimes? Bat signal?

(Sorry about the break in.)

When I go into a situation that involves possible violence I let my instincts take over completly. They have never failed me yet. I have never started a physical confrontation in my life without being in the right to do so. I avoid confrontation until the confrontation has come to me, I never pursue it (if the dude gets away from my grasp he is free). I know from experience from both ends of the stick that the only way to stop someone from stealing further depends solely on the type of fear you instill upon the person from future outings. The simplest way to go about such activities can be learned through many police forces (setting a vehicle up to monitor), my preferable method that is known to always work is placing a vehicle for sale. If you let the criminal draw the time then you are on their time. Thats why it is best to make them play by your time. When you control time you control the future(at least a fighting chance at it).

Takedowns are ok, but I prefer random sucker punching.

Takedowns are ok, but I prefer random sucker punching.
I prefer bitch slapping :p

I prefer bitch slapping :p

I only do that when someone is standing under the mistletoe.

I only do that when someone is standing under the mistletoe.
Ahhh see for me that would deserve a random humping

Uhh...yeah, merry christmas and stuff. Goodwill to men...and uhh, good luck on your 'takedowns'...just don't get anybody killed with your seasonal bonhomie, now...

I agree dude. To gain goodwill you must reflect (not refract) the bad will of those that perfrom such. I also wish more people would think about human life and what it can handle and not. We are capable of handling so much pain before we change our ways. I think death should never come of any situation on earth, but we are in a crazy world where people will kill you for your tennis shoes (or less).

Ahhh see for me that would deserve a random humping

Lets just hope we never meet under the mistletoe, it would be a strange encounter.

Lets just hope we never meet under the mistletoe, it would be a strange encounter.
Thats ok I dont mind being slapped :-D

Lets just hope we never meet under the mistletoe, it would be a strange encounter.

All I can picture is you slapping him (on the ass?) and him humping you.

Thats ok I dont mind being slapped :-D

I'm not sure how much I would enjoy a random humping, but since it is you. ;)

We need a "Mistletoe" thread.

All I can picture is you slapping him (on the ass?) and him humping you.

I was trying to avoid that particular image, thank you. Especially the ass slapping part.

I was trying to avoid that particular image, thank you. Especially the ass slapping part.
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