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Long before Professor X and his 'School for Gifted Children', there was the mutant Jesus Christ. Consider his mutant abilities:

The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;

The power to walk on unfrozen water;

His uhh, ability to temporarily come back from the dead...



I don't fancy his chances against Magneto...

So, the X-men are Anarchists. Awesome.

Long before Professor X and his 'School for Gifted Children', there was the mutant Jesus Christ. Consider his mutant abilities:

The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;

The power to walk on unfrozen water;

His uhh, ability to temporarily come back from the dead...



I don't fancy his chances against Magneto...
You forgot a few:
1. Bring others back from the dead
2. The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;
3. The power to walk on water as if it was land;
4. His ability to come back from the dead
5. His ability to cure diseases
6. His ability to cure disabilities like blindness or lameness.
7. His ability to see the wicked designs of others. (remember him and the lawyers)
8. His ability to not act on temptations (Garden of Yessemity? I can't spell it)

But he would fare good against Magneto. You couldn't kill him so he could kick Magneto's butt. But he can't fly... so Magneto might run away.

But If he had the Blackbird (X-Man plane) then he could chase Magneto down.

How about Jesus: the original X-woman?

Wrap your brain around THAT one.

Long before Professor X and his 'School for Gifted Children', there was the mutant Jesus Christ. Consider his mutant abilities:

The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;

The power to walk on unfrozen water;

His uhh, ability to temporarily come back from the dead...



I don't fancy his chances against Magneto...

Considering Jesus's father is the most powerful mutant of the all, even powerful enough to cast the supreme mutant of light and fire into the underworld, I'd say that "God" pwns the rest. Still...Magneto is cooler...lol

How about Jesus: the original X-woman?

Wrap your brain around THAT one.

Except that jesus was a male...

How about Jesus: the original X-woman?

Wrap your brain around THAT one.
ow broke my brain

You forgot a few:
1. Bring others back from the dead
2. The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;
3. The power to walk on water as if it was land;
4. His ability to come back from the dead
5. His ability to cure diseases
6. His ability to cure disabilities like blindness or lameness.
7. His ability to see the wicked designs of others. (remember him and the lawyers)
8. His ability to not act on temptations (Garden of Yessemity? I can't spell it)

But he would fare good against Magneto. You couldn't kill him so he could kick Magneto's butt. But he can't fly... so Magneto might run away.

But If he had the Blackbird (X-Man plane) then he could chase Magneto down.
He didn't forget the bold ones.

- The ability to destroy a temple and rebuild it in 3 days

How about Jesus: the original X-woman?

Wrap your brain around THAT one.

Works for me! LOL

Except I thought 'X-man' was non-gender specific...!

if jesus is X-men, moses is super X-men.
moses divide the sea, gave egypt 10 horrible disseas, bring water from a rock, and make the land swallow his enemies.

Except that jesus was a male...

Ha, well that's like, your opinion, man.

You forgot a few:
1. Bring others back from the dead
2. The uncanny ability to multiply foodstuffs;
3. The power to walk on water as if it was land;
4. His ability to come back from the dead
5. His ability to cure diseases
6. His ability to cure disabilities like blindness or lameness.
7. His ability to see the wicked designs of others. (remember him and the lawyers)
8. His ability to not act on temptations (Garden of Yessemity? I can't spell it)

But he would fare good against Magneto. You couldn't kill him so he could kick Magneto's butt. But he can't fly... so Magneto might run away.

But If he had the Blackbird (X-Man plane) then he could chase Magneto down.


Okay, okay - number 8 is a bit of a stretch, though...

Okay, okay - number 8 is a bit of a stretch, though...
But he did it... so obviously he had that power. Very few people have that power...right?

But he did it... so obviously he had that power. Very few people have that power...right?

I don't agree with you on that one. All it takes is a little restraint, something not at all difficult for most people...so I don't regard it as a bona fide 'power', by extension...

8. His ability to not act on temptations.

It is well known that Jesus could not resist Cherry Garcia ice cream, her weight fluctuations were well documented.

It is well known that Jesus could not resist Cherry Garcia ice cream, her weight fluctuations were well documented.

LOL

mmm...Cherry Garcia...I almost freakin' DIED eating Cherry Garcia...lactose intolerant, y'see...

*doubled over on the floor, moaning* It tasted SO good...*gr-o-o-an*

8. His ability to not act on temptations (Garden of Yessemity? I can't spell it)

I don't normally laugh at spelling mistakes, it's anal, but this had me rolling invisioning jesus with a yosemite sam beard and revolvers shooting up the place.

Gethsemane (and I had to look it up)

Hmmm... we seem to have forgotten Jesus's superhuman carpentry skills.

Hmmm... we seem to have forgotten Jesus's superhuman carpentry skills.

No, he was the bastard child of a carpenter.

He does have a supernatural ability to not need a father, however.

All of this is just way too funny.

...that at the name of Jesus, every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
Phillipians 2:10-11

Really?

I didn't know that.

if jesus is X-men, moses is super X-men.
moses divide the sea, gave egypt 10 horrible disseas, bring water from a rock, and make the land swallow his enemies.
Moses could have been Apocalypse. You know, the immortal supermutant.