NationStates Jolt Archive

There's too much bull everywhere! I can't go anywhere interesting without finding some kind of crap. Be it the actual site or the people who post on it. Hell, even georgebush.com obviously.

Here's some things that need to be done to make the internet a better place
- Licenses to use the internet, pass a basic IQ test. Too low? No internet you dumbass. Too high? No internet you smartass.
- Wipe out all websites that have had no visitors within a month
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to goths and emos
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to fads (pokemon, yugioh, etc.)
- Wipe out all websites with illegal content (children and animal pics if ya know what I mean)
- Make certain websites exclusive and accesible only by invitation (NS, for example)
- No mercy to anyone who goes against any rules on a particular website

oh god...I can't even finish my thoughts...

oh that's right, a server that sends out encouragement letters to those who post on livejournal that they want to kill themselves. Encouragement to hurry up that is.

There's too much bull everywhere! I can't go anywhere interesting without finding some kind of crap. Be it the actual site or the people who post on it. Hell, even georgebush.com obviously.

Here's some things that need to be done to make the internet a better place
- Licenses to use the internet, pass a basic IQ test. Too low? No internet you dumbass. Too high? No internet you smartass.
- Wipe out all websites that have had no visitors within a month
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to goths and emos
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to fads (pokemon, yugioh, etc.)
- Wipe out all websites with illegal content (children and animal pics if ya know what I mean)
- Make certain websites exclusive and accesible only by invitation (NS, for example)
- No mercy to anyone who goes against any rules on a particular website

oh god...I can't even finish my thoughts...
So basically, you want to wipe out just about everything that exists on the internet. My my, you must be an advocate of very little free speech...probably a Bush supporter too.
Oh, and just so you know, the internet has content on it from a vast number of countries; in most of them, something such as beastiality is actually legal. Quit making judgements based on our own laws.

So basically, you want to wipe out just about everything that exists on the internet. My my, you must be an advocate of very little free speech...probably a Bush supporter too.
Oh, and just so you know, the internet has content on it from a vast number of countries; in most of them, something such as beastiality is actually legal. Quit making judgements based on our own laws.
No, Kerry supporter. I'm just sick of seeing so much content on the internet being used for things people do not need. For instance, this post.

- everyone has to write their own code for their internet browser.
- a little button that actually allows you to shock other computer users across the internet, thus making threats more realistic.
- inorder to view porn you have to submit nude photos of yourself to a panel of judges who will determine your acceptability.
- all financial transactions online must be completed with postal money orders or ups delivered rolled change.
-spam e-mailers are caned one stroke for each unsolisited e-mail, until they are clearly dead, or rehabilitated.

But if it wasn't for the internet, I would never have been able to refinance my mortgage at such a low, low rate *and* increase my penis size by 3 inches at the same time!

There's too much bull everywhere! I can't go anywhere interesting without finding some kind of crap. Be it the actual site or the people who post on it. Hell, even georgebush.com obviously.

Here's some things that need to be done to make the internet a better place
- Licenses to use the internet, pass a basic IQ test. Too low? No internet you dumbass. Too high? No internet you smartass.
- Wipe out all websites that have had no visitors within a month
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to goths and emos
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to fads (pokemon, yugioh, etc.)
- Wipe out all websites with illegal content (children and animal pics if ya know what I mean)
- Make certain websites exclusive and accesible only by invitation (NS, for example)
- No mercy to anyone who goes against any rules on a particular website

oh god...I can't even finish my thoughts...

Don't piss off the goths. they might just leave a disected cat at your doorstep.... (shudders)

But if it wasn't for the internet, I would never have been able to refinance my mortgage at such a low, low rate *and* increase my penis size by 3 inches at the same time!
what? no free iPod and Xbox?

But if it wasn't for the internet, I would never have been able to refinance my mortgage at such a low, low rate *and* increase my penis size by 3 inches at the same time!
once you've done that 3 inch enlargement a dozen times or so, you realize there is a price to be paid.... oh yes a very heavy price... very heavy...

But if it wasn't for the internet, I would never have been able to refinance my mortgage at such a low, low rate *and* increase my penis size by 3 inches at the same time!
ROTFLMAO

No, Kerry supporter. I'm just sick of seeing so much content on the internet being used for things people do not need. For instance, this post.
We can't take that attitude on everything, or else any form of creativity, such as all art and literature would be useless. We don't need any of that, either. Come to think of it, why do we need computers? We can feed ourselves easily without them.
I could go on and on, but simply put, the internet is for people to use how they wish. Don't like those sites? Don't go to them.

Don't piss off the goths. they might just leave a disected cat at your doorstep.... (shudders)
or a nasty note scrawled in mascara

We can't take that attitude on everything, or else any form of creativity, such as all art and literature would be useless. We don't need any of that, either. Come to think of it, why do we need computers? We can feed ourselves easily without them.
I could go on and on, but simply put, the internet is for people to use how they wish. Don't like those sites? Don't go to them.
Just watch. The internet and millions of people giving their two cents on every little thing will cause a lot of problems.

Hell, it's begun already in case you haven't noticed. What with the business security hacking, bank information being found out, child predators...

or a nasty note scrawled in mascara

And worse... You might wake up with every hair on your body died black...

what? no free iPod and Xbox?

That requires having friends who like you enough to sign up themselves *and* buy something.

Hell ... I could have stopped at "that requires having friends".

Now ... leave me be ... I must find my hot Russian bride and jack off to the Hentai game reviews on somethingawful.com

That requires having friends who like you enough to sign up themselves *and* buy something.

Hell ... I could have stopped at "that requires having friends".

Now ... leave me be ... I must find my hot Russian bride and jack off to the Hentai game reviews on somethingawful.com
Check out the awful link of the day. I had a great laugh at the comments on the site.

And worse... You might wake up with every hair on your body died black...
or lavender or chartreuse

Just watch. The internet and millions of people giving their two cents on every little thing will cause a lot of problems.

Hell, it's begun already in case you haven't noticed. What with the business security hacking, bank information being found out, child predators...
It's also connects people in a way nothing else has. Yes, it has problems, but it has a lot of benifits too; nothing is perfect. I met the love of my life through the internet; not intentionally either, but through a fanfiction website, one of the things you would want to bring down. I say we let people do what they wish; they're not harming you by discussion the PowerPuff Girls or anything like that.

The only thing that needs to be wiped out on the Internet is adverts. I can't go anywhere without someone trying to sell me something. I try to do research for a college essay, I get three pages of sites trying to sell me books on any subject remotely related to what I searched for.

Only five years ago I could search for something and find it almost immediately. Now I have to trawl through the vast digital extrement of shit-stabbing money-whores crapping out their warez and deals in my face. Pisses me off.

Check out the awful link of the day. I had a great laugh at the comments on the site.

The dude who's gonna off himself on Jan 13th? Yeah ... I'm readin' through comments now. Fuxed up, mang! I love it.

so if you wipe out all websites that have no visitors in a month then you are not smart, just becuase no one has visited in a month does not mean it should be deleted, people PAY FOR WEBSITES, and Wipe out all Pokemon, (i like) yogiou, (HATE) just becuase you don't like it like destroying stuff kids like, and destroying stuff people PAY FOR like saying i am going to destroy barney becuase i hate him.

- Make certain websites exclusive and accesible only by invitation (NS, for example)


You have to be invited to join ns? I'm pretty sure nobody invited me. Why clean up the internet anyway? Are they running out of space or something? I don't get why you are mad. Its not like you have to look at websites you don't like.

There's too much bull everywhere! I can't go anywhere interesting without finding some kind of crap.


Kindof like life.

There's too much bull everywhere! I can't go anywhere interesting without finding some kind of crap. Be it the actual site or the people who post on it. Hell, even georgebush.com obviously.

Here's some things that need to be done to make the internet a better place
- Licenses to use the internet, pass a basic IQ test. Too low? No internet you dumbass. Too high? No internet you smartass.
- Wipe out all websites that have had no visitors within a month
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to goths and emos
- Wipe out all websites that appeal to fads (pokemon, yugioh, etc.)
- Wipe out all websites with illegal content (children and animal pics if ya know what I mean)
- Make certain websites exclusive and accesible only by invitation (NS, for example)
- No mercy to anyone who goes against any rules on a particular website

oh god...I can't even finish my thoughts...

Target #1 for deletion: Moveon.org
Target #2: democraticunderground.com
Target #3: michaelmoore.com

Just eliminating those 3 should raise the Internet's collective IQ an even 100 points.

Target #1 for deletion: Moveon.org
Target #2: democraticunderground.com
Target #3: michaelmoore.com

Just eliminating those 3 should raise the Internet's collective IQ an even 100 points.

Yeah but we could just shut off www.georgebush.com, www.rnc.org, and www.stoptheaclu.org and shoot it up 200.

Target #1 for deletion: Moveon.org
Target #2: democraticunderground.com
Target #3: michaelmoore.com

Just eliminating those 3 should raise the Internet's collective IQ an even 100 points.

And then we can move onto http://www.rnc.org/. I feel smarter already!

Edit: curse you Demo, you beat me to it! :D