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Mean girls vs napoleon dynamite

Kahta
21-12-2004, 00:18
Who would win a snowball fight?
Kahta
21-12-2004, 00:21
http://www.themoviebox.net/movies/2004/IJKLM/Mean-Girls/images/main-page.jpg

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http://www.filmski.net/slike/slike/news/precacem01.done.jpg
Steel Butterfly
21-12-2004, 00:23
Mean girls. Those girls are hot, and the movie is very realistic to high school life.
Steel Butterfly
21-12-2004, 00:23
Mean girls. Those girls are hot, and the movie is very realistic to high school life.

...that and ND sucked balls
Kahta
21-12-2004, 00:25
Napoleon Dynamite is way better.

This is a debate that I'm having with a few friends that like Mean Girls. I'm like Napoleon, they are like the Mean Girls.
Antogonist
21-12-2004, 00:26
Well if Arnold Swartzenagar joined mean girls, then I think they would have a better chance. I think he would have been an awsome Mean Girl.
Kahta
21-12-2004, 00:27
Those girls are hot

How is physical attraction relevent to someone would win a fight?

Napoleon can throw oranges, ride bikes, kick, and jump over fences.

The mean girls can put on makeup,and run to sales in a mall.
Legless Pirates
21-12-2004, 00:32
not funny....
Colodia
21-12-2004, 00:33
Hot and sweaty
Kahta
21-12-2004, 01:07
bump
Procco
21-12-2004, 01:09
That depends on the reflective qualities of Napoleon's hair.
C-anadia
21-12-2004, 01:14
Now who's uncle wants to be a cage fighter? and plus Napoleon has all that CIA training.
Armed Bookworms
21-12-2004, 01:50
Hey, don't forget Napoleon would have Pedro's cousins on his side. That and the moon boots just clinch his victory.
Kahta
21-12-2004, 04:20
And uncle rico could throw steak at them... or even a football...
Emily Susan Brown
21-12-2004, 05:51
It all comes down to HOT TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!
Kahta
21-12-2004, 22:34
It all comes down to HOT TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!

Only Lindsay Lohan is and that Italian looking one..
CthulhuFhtagn
22-12-2004, 20:36
Now who's uncle wants to be a cage fighter? and plus Napoleon has all that CIA training.
And he hunted wolverines.
Social Outcast-dom
22-12-2004, 20:43
Mean Girls as a movie was pretty good (though I didn't like the gratuitous obscenities). But in a snowball fight, they wouldn't stand a chance. One hit, they'd be down for the count, with the possible exception of Lindsey Lohan, who'd probably have "better things to do."
Kahta
22-12-2004, 22:06
Mean Girls as a movie was pretty good (though I didn't like the gratuitous obscenities). But in a snowball fight, they wouldn't stand a chance. One hit, they'd be down for the count, with the possible exception of Lindsey Lohan, who'd probably have "better things to do."


That and, Napoleon lives in a snowy and cold place.
Andaluciae
22-12-2004, 22:13
Napoleon Dynamite, while technically the better film, doesn't have the hot chicks that Mean Girls has. As such, MG got my vote, even though ND deserved it
Kramers Intern
22-12-2004, 22:24
Napoleon, cause he moves are frekkin sweet! :D
Alomogordo
22-12-2004, 22:25
I just pooped my pants
Sdaeriji
22-12-2004, 22:34
Napoleon killed like 50 wolverines with a freaking 12 guage, for crying out loud. I think he's got the advantage.
Social Outcast-dom
22-12-2004, 23:02
Well, I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, but I can be pretty sure that he would win if he had anything remotely resembling a decent sense of aiming in his arsenal.
Copiosa Scotia
22-12-2004, 23:14
Allow me to break down the differences between the movies.

Mean Girls has Lindsay Lohan. Napoleon Dynamite has Hilary Duff's evil B-movie sister. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls is set in Evanston. Napoleon Dynamite is set in Preston. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls is trashy. Napoleon Dynamite is classy. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls has Lindsay Lohan dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Napoleon Dynamite has American flag pants. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls was written by Tina Fey. Napoleon Dynamite was written by a couple of Mormons. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls has Rajiv Surenda rapping. Napoleon Dynamite has Jon Heder dancing. Too close to call.

Mean Girls has people getting hit by buses. Napoleon Dynamite has an action figure getting dragged behind a bus, kids on a bus watching a cow get shot, and of course, Uncle Rico's bus. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls has a moral that seems just a little too sweet. Napoleon Dynamite carefully avoids having any moral whatsoever. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Overall, Napoleon Dynamite is the better movie.
Copiosa Scotia
22-12-2004, 23:15
Napoleon killed like 50 wolverines with a freaking 12 guage, for crying out loud. I think he's got the advantage.

Not only that, but he could dodge the snowballs with his killer moves.
Gnomish Republics
22-12-2004, 23:38
Besides, he's pretty good with a bo stick and as such could defend himself in close combat. I'm sure ol' Unc would be pretty good, what with the tupperware shields, the nice aim, and the kickass van. Plus, Napoleon's team would have llamas.
Social Outcast-dom
22-12-2004, 23:42
Allow me to break down the differences between the movies.

Mean Girls has Lindsay Lohan. Napoleon Dynamite has Hilary Duff's evil B-movie sister. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls is set in Evanston. Napoleon Dynamite is set in Preston. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls is trashy. Napoleon Dynamite is classy. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls has Lindsay Lohan dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Napoleon Dynamite has American flag pants. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls was written by Tina Fey. Napoleon Dynamite was written by a couple of Mormons. Edge, Mean Girls.

Mean Girls has Rajiv Surenda rapping. Napoleon Dynamite has Jon Heder dancing. Too close to call.

Mean Girls has people getting hit by buses. Napoleon Dynamite has an action figure getting dragged behind a bus, kids on a bus watching a cow get shot, and of course, Uncle Rico's bus. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Mean Girls has a moral that seems just a little too sweet. Napoleon Dynamite carefully avoids having any moral whatsoever. Edge, Napoleon Dynamite.

Overall, Napoleon Dynamite is the better movie.
Cool. And kinda creepy.
C-anadia
23-12-2004, 02:08
Napoleon could've been in a couple gangs too. so he'd have back.,.....or could've. That and his really sweet Bike jump. Plus Pedro could just jump over the snowballs.
Kahta
23-12-2004, 03:38
Oh yeah, I forgot Napoleon has computer hacking skillz.
Kramers Intern
23-12-2004, 23:48
Well actually you guys forgot about Poland. Dont forget Idaho is home to the most Polish imigrants. Plus, Napoleon is from Idaho, so he could say to the mean girls, Idaho? No, Youdaho! Than they would make fun of him than he would cleverly respond: "Hhghghghhhhgghhh..." WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS FORGETTING ABOUT POLAND :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
Salamand
24-12-2004, 00:16
Napoleon... partly because I had to watch mean girls in my ethics class, and I hate ethics.
Kahta
24-12-2004, 01:02
Well actually you guys forgot about Poland. Dont forget Idaho is home to the most Polish imigrants. Plus, Napoleon is from Idaho, so he could say to the mean girls, Idaho? No, Youdaho! Than they would make fun of him than he would cleverly respond: "Hhghghghhhhgghhh..." WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS FORGETTING ABOUT POLAND :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Dynamite is not a polish last name...
Spielman
24-12-2004, 01:14
Dynamite is an EXPLOSIVE last name!

sorry, i apolgize for bad pun...