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how many of you wake up in the morning and think "what a butiful world, tomarow he'll be mine!"?
how many has the perfect plan to take over the world, but they need partners?
how many ever thought "that world system wrong. if I control the earth, I could make him better?

well if your answer for one of that question is yes, that is your lucky day. in this thread you could make plan, share your thoughts on the future world's system, and find the ones who join to your holy army for the conquest of the world!

I sure most of you want to be the next world leaders. otherwise, why you are playing game that let you control a countrey?
find your braveness.
find your leadership.
find the way to become the leader of the greatest empire!
let the olympic games of world's conquest begin.

Your so late it's not even funny :D

It'd be impossible to conquer the world.

..."It's a small world and it smells funny. I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money..."

..."It's a small world and it smells funny. I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money..."
Ahhhhhhhh, Eldritch is a God among lesser men.
Vision Thing wasn't their best though.

It'd be impossible to conquer the world.
only weaks say "impossible". do you think the right's brother said that is impossible to build a plane?
did armstrong (the biker) said that is impossible to win the toure de france (6 times in arrow)?
come on, general. take your army and move on.
you always can conquered the world by colture, brain washing, and free drugs.
the only thing is impossible, is to choose from all the choices.
start to imagine. you can't win without taking chances.

late? In what sense?

My best shot would be to become 'leader' of the EU (which is still not a democratic function, so bribery should work:) ) The next step would be to extend the term of my leadership, and to try to become secretary-general of the UN as well. This gives me the potential to build armies (EU) combined with a global legitimacy. Last phase would be to start conflicts within defient states and go in to solve them, as a pompier pyromane. Worked well for Russia. In this way I can systematically take down defient states and install puppet regimes, untill I have de facto controll of the world (not nominal but real control).

Not bad huh? :D

only weaks say "impossible". do you think the right's brother said that is impossible to build a plane?
did armstrong (the biker) said that is impossible to win the toure de france (6 times in arrow)?
come on, general. take your army and move on.
you always can conquered the world by colture, brain washing, and free drugs.
the only thing is impossible, is to choose from all the choices.
start to imagine. you can't win without taking chances.Yes, but once everyone realises what you're up to, they'll go apeshit.

Yes, but once everyone realises what you're up to, they'll go apeshit.
well that's what mass propaganda campaigns and closed-door policies are for little one!

only weaks say "impossible". do you think the right's brother said that is impossible to build a plane?
did armstrong (the biker) said that is impossible to win the toure de france (6 times in arrow)?
come on, general. take your army and move on.
you always can conquered the world by colture, brain washing, and free drugs.
the only thing is impossible, is to choose from all the choices.
start to imagine. you can't win without taking chances.

Look you say that it is not impossible, but would you explain how you can possibly conquer the world. Take a look at the Nazi's and the Imperial Japanese. They tried and failed, and so will you. It is ignorant to even think that you can possibly conquer the world. Maybe it is possible, If you are God.

late? In what sense?

My best shot would be to become 'leader' of the EU (which is still not a democratic function, so bribery should work:) ) The next step would be to extend the term of my leadership, and to try to become secretary-general of the UN as well. This gives me the potential to build armies (EU) combined with a global legitimacy. Last phase would be to start conflicts within defient states and go in to solve them, as a pompier pyromane. Worked well for Russia. In this way I can systematically take down defient states and install puppet regimes, untill I have de facto controll of the world (not nominal but real control).

Not bad huh? :D
well, for start tht look good. but I think you should add stages in the start, when you became european prime-minister and brain wash your citizens. that could help you letter.
also check your minor details. every evil plan failed on the little details.
after that it could be good, to say what you do as new world leader. that give you strong supporters, and as politician you don't need to do what you said.
after you be closed on that, start publish your team and get more soldiers in the war of the world.
wish you luck, but remember who help you start. if you don't had truely supporters you will fail, like all the ones before.

well, for start tht look good. but I think you should add stages in the start, when you became european prime-minister and brain wash your citizens. that could help you letter.
also check your minor details. every evil plan failed on the little details.
after that it could be good, to say what you do as new world leader. that give you strong supporters, and as politician you don't need to do what you said.
after you be closed on that, start publish your team and get more soldiers in the war of the world.
wish you luck, but remember who help you start. if you don't had truely supporters you will fail, like all the ones before.

Look, you people cannot take over the world. You say to look at minor details so you don't mess up. Well incase you havent noticed once you become so currupt and start taking on more people, you don't have full control, and guess what. Someone, if not you, screws up and everything falls apart. Added to that is the fact that if someone really had ambitions of conquering the world they wouldn't waste their time on NS. Rather they would spend it gaining support and working the way to the top. So basically this thread is pointless.

Look you say that it is not impossible, but would you explain how you can possibly conquer the world. Take a look at the Nazi's and the Imperial Japanese. They tried and failed, and so will you. It is ignorant to even think that you can possibly conquer the world. Maybe it is possible, If you are God.
first, they failed because they had sub-targets who ruin their plan.
second, they show all their secret cards on the start, when they still could loose.
third, you don't attak USA before you get whole the rest of the world. otherwise, you will loose.
forth, the history is there for you could learn from the past's mistakes.
fifth,if you need Ideas watch some movies. the evils always loose because they tell the heroes all their plan, depite just kill them.
six, what happened to your imagination?

first, they failed because they had sub-targets who ruin their plan.
second, they show all their secret cards on the start, when they still could loose.
third, you don't attak USA before you get whole the rest of the world. otherwise, you will loose.
forth, the history is there for you could learn from the past's mistakes.
fifth,if you need Ideas watch some movies. the evils always loose because they tell the heroes all their plan, depite just kill them.
six, what happened to your imagination?
Green Israel, you're FAKE grammatical mistakes are getting annoying.
It's more tansparent with every new post of yours I read.
Just let it go.

first, they failed because they had sub-targets who ruin their plan.
second, they show all their secret cards on the start, when they still could loose.
third, you don't attak USA before you get whole the rest of the world. otherwise, you will loose.
forth, the history is there for you could learn from the past's mistakes.
fifth,if you need Ideas watch some movies. the evils always loose because they tell the heroes all their plan, depite just kill them.
six, what happened to your imagination?

Look you cannot conquer the world. There are to many people who will oppose it. And how do you plan to get help from the rest of the world if most of them are allies with the US. And there is not enough history to get everything right. Plus movies are a horrible way to get ideas, namely because they are movies, and fake. And I have an imagination, but I choose not to waste it on stupid idiotic ideas.

Look, you people cannot take over the world. You say to look at minor details so you don't mess up. Well incase you havent noticed once you become so currupt and start taking on more people, you don't have full control, and guess what. Someone, if not you, screws up and everything falls apart. Added to that is the fact that if someone really had ambitions of conquering the world they wouldn't waste their time on NS. Rather they would spend it gaining support and working the way to the top. So basically this thread is pointless.
oh man, why you always got to ruin the party?
hadn't you heard that seriousness decrease the life time?
take the life in humor.
or as some past israeli comedians group said: "the world is funny, so we laughing". this is important lesson for life.

Look you cannot conquer the world. There are to many people who will oppose it. And how do you plan to get help from the rest of the world if most of them are allies with the US. And there is not enough history to get everything right. Plus movies are a horrible way to get ideas, namely because they are movies, and fake. And I have an imagination, but I choose not to waste it on stupid idiotic ideas.
What if, perchance, you control the U.S. as your leading nation?

Green Israel, you're FAKE grammatical mistakes are getting annoying.
It's more tansparent with every new post of yours I read.
Just let it go.

I agree, but then again, the stupid can't write. Maybe he should be given some slack on the grounds that his mental capacity is far below average.

Green Israel, you're FAKE grammatical mistakes are getting annoying.
It's more tansparent with every new post of yours I read.
Just let it go.
thanks, but I don't need to fake them. they come to me naturally.

thanks, but I don't need to fake them. they come to me naturally.

Ok, now he is bragging about having bad grammer. I think I will withdraw my last reply stating that he has a mental capacity far below average, and replace it by saying that he has no mental capacity.

Look you cannot conquer the world. There are to many people who will oppose it. And how do you plan to get help from the rest of the world if most of them are allies with the US. And there is not enough history to get everything right. Plus movies are a horrible way to get ideas, namely because they are movies, and fake. And I have an imagination, but I choose not to waste it on stupid idiotic ideas.
about all that US allies, I think that states like russia, germany and france could move sides fast. they already against USA actions.
US citizens aren' problem, because if I let them get their oil, they don't realize I take over the world, until It will be too late.
and about movies: first, you can't get jokes.
second, the sience fiction of the past is the present.
and imagination can't do anything, if you don't let him be free.

thanks, but I don't need to fake them. they come to me naturally.
*hint*
I believe you meant thanks to me, but I's no need faking them. Coming to me in nature... don't screw up the persona as you'll have to invent another.

I agree, but then again, the stupid can't write. Maybe he should be given some slack on the grounds that his mental capacity is far below average.
you don't need to be so rude, are you?
not everybody is as same. that will be BORING.
maybe you had bad day, but I live in Israel whole the year.

It also depends on what sense you mean taking over the world. In economic terms, corporations could merge in order to form global monopolies on goods. If the executives in all industries came together, their capital might provide a basis for world control. Privatized governments turned corporations controlling the prices for all goods you might possess so that you have workers and executives, polarizing the two, and giving the masses enough opiates to keep them dull and unable to even think of rebellion. This process might not be able to take place within the span of one leader's lifetime, but is one possible scenario. Also, biological agents might provide the means to eradicate the human race, and thus in modern technophile parlance, to "ownz" the world. :rolleyes:

about all that US allies, I think that states like russia, germany and france could move sides fast. they already against USA actions.
US citizens aren' problem, because if I let them get their oil, they don't realize I take over the world, until It will be too late.
and about movies: first, you can't get jokes.
second, the sience fiction of the past is the present.
and imagination can't do anything, if you don't let him be free.

Look if you want people to actually listen to you, make a detailed plan with intellegent comments and proper english. Until then you need to hush up about taking over the world, as you don't know how.

*hint*
I believe you meant thanks to me, but I's no need faking them. Coming to me in nature... don't screw up the persona as you'll have to invent another.
*hint*
I believe you meant I'm a troll. Just clarifying for you.

Ok, now he is bragging about having bad grammer. I think I will withdraw my last reply stating that he has a mental capacity far below average, and replace it by saying that he has no mental capacity.
what yo want me to do?
call you idiot? cry and ask you apologize? try to do it better, so the english speakers could find other little unimportant mistakes?
that who I'm, and that who I'll be. fuck it, or leave it.

It also depends on what sense you mean taking over the world. In economic terms, corporations could merge in order to form global monopolies on goods. If the executives in all industries came together, their capital might provide a basis for world control. Privatized governments turned corporations controlling the prices for all goods you might possess so that you have workers and executives, polarizing the two, and giving the masses enough opiates to keep them dull and unable to even think of rebellion. This process might not be able to take place within the span of one leader's lifetime, but is one possible scenario. Also, biological agents might provide the means to eradicate the human race, and thus in modern technophile parlance, to "ownz" the world. :rolleyes:
choose the way you want, I let you free hand.
at least you reponse to the issue.

*hint*
I believe you meant I'm a troll. Just clarifying for you.
Listen two poster, shush and watch a few before making assumptions you can't possibly back up.

Ahhhhhhhh, Eldritch is a God among lesser men.
Vision Thing wasn't their best though.

IMHO, they didn't have a best. :D

Look if you want people to actually listen to you, make a detailed plan with intellegent comments and proper english. Until then you need to hush up about taking over the world, as you don't know how.
I never said "I want to conquer the world". I just said "make fun, find ways as stupid as they are, to conquer the world".
I don't want you find mistakes in my plan. I ask from you pick some humoric/insane/funny/possible way to become the most strong man on the world.
now for my english. you could read my posts and get the point? good, ignore the speeling and the grammer.
you can't? give me some specific comments about the worst and necessery things, so I could fix them.
don't say "you are stupid", "you write like four years old", or "you need to put 's' after the verb".
now, may I clear my point?

It'd be impossible to conquer the world.

Which is why you won't be the one to do it.

I have my ways... though to speak them here would mean I'd have to kill you all. And there are a lot of you. Around the world. And I just don't have the time nor resources to kill you all right now. So I'm not talking about my plans. Just wait and see.

My world domination will be easy, I will just use my charm on the nation leaders and they'll be like putty in my hands. No-one can withstand the power of charmingness.

My plan is so incredibly devious that none of you are aware that it has nearly reached completion.

Mwahahaha....

Also... some of you people are taking this a little too seriously... honestly, "it's impossible to conquer the world," okay, so Green Israel can't spell or use English as well as most of us, and he improperly contracted "I am" to "I'm," but I seriously doubt that he takes this thread that seriously... and if he does... well, at least he has high aspirations.

Nothing really warrants two pages of "Your grammar sucks, as does your spelling! Your mastery of the English language is inadequate! i pwnz0r j00 sux0rz, n00b!"

*hint*
I believe you meant I'm a troll. Just clarifying for you.



Heh, nice one Morningstar.
Him and the other.

I'm going to find that old risk game and get practicing ;)

Step 1: Become President of the United States.
Step 2: Threaten non-nuke countries to make them join you.
Step 3: Send an army of spies to sabotage enemy nukes.
Step 4: They are no non-nuke powers. Repeat step 2.

Alternatively:

Step 1: Make time machine.
Step 2: Take army back to any preindutrial age (Optional: Bring nukes).
Step 3: Use your army to conquer.
Works best in pre-gunpowder times. The main problem is that you now rule over a bunch of smelly savages. On the bright side, said savages can do your paperwork for you.

Step 1: Make time machine.
Step 2: Take army back to any preindutrial age (Optional: Bring nukes).
Step 3: Use your army to conquer.
Works best in pre-gunpowder times. The main problem is that you now rule over a bunch of smelly savages. On the bright side, said savages can do your paperwork for you.

Or, you could just tell them that you're the messiah and time travel back to the future and have a "Second Coming."

Step 1: Collect Underpants
Step 2: ??
Step 3: PROFIT!!

My plan is so incredibly devious that none of you are aware that it has nearly reached completion.

Mwahahaha....

Also... some of you people are taking this a little too seriously... honestly, "it's impossible to conquer the world," okay, so Green Israel can't spell or use English as well as most of us, and he improperly contracted "I am" to "I'm," but I seriously doubt that he takes this thread that seriously... and if he does... well, at least he has high aspirations.

Nothing really warrants two pages of "Your grammar sucks, as does your spelling! Your mastery of the English language is inadequate! i pwnz0r j00 sux0rz, n00b!"
exactly what I mean. I can't say that better.

Or, you could just tell them that you're the messiah and time travel back to the future and have a "Second Coming."
If you had time machine, you also can:
step 1- go to the future to get super high-technology.
step 2- move to the past and start revolutions and wars that lead to anarchy.
step 3- back to the present and tell them you are the messiah. (now your technology have seen as miracles).
step 4- use your future weaponary to take the world.

option 2: travel in time to the future, get book with the full loterry, sport gemes, races results. back to the present, and use that book to become the most rich man in the world. buy the greatest corporations in the world. then use all the benefits to curuptness and you could control almost every leader in the earth! the best part is no one suspect you, so you can't loose.

Why conquer the world? What reason would I have to want to rule over all of humanity? It would be stupid, I think. I'd much rather just be with the person I love.

Why conquer the world? What reason would I have to want to rule over all of humanity? It would be stupid, I think. I'd much rather just be with the person I love.
well you could see that in other way. do you think the world could improve or develope in different way than today? so, give ideas to things you like to do as the leader (or one of his advisors).
think on changes in the world. think that your NS countrey benefits will become THE world benefits.
you could control on the areas the money will go, and make the world perfect.
don't you think the person you love has the right to live in better world?

well you could see that in other way. do you think the world could improve or develope in different way than today? so, give ideas to things you like to do as the leader (or one of his advisors).
think on changes in the world. think that your NS countrey benefits will become THE world benefits.
you could control on the areas the money will go, and make the world perfect.
don't you think the person you love has the right to live in better world?
True, she does, but I would much rather change this world for the better through the same way any other world leader does: by being elected. I would not want to be a dictator; I do, however, aspire to become US President.

True, she does, but I would much rather change this world for the better through the same way any other world leader does: by being elected. I would not want to be a dictator; I do, however, aspire to become US President.
maybe I didn't clearify myself enough.
I don't think that army is the only way to control the world.
I don't said you need to become dictator.
lets take USA as exemple. you could said that they conquered the world by colture, or by economy and corporation. that show you ways to control the world without psichotic dictatorship.
you said you prefer being elected, and that fine. now write plan for that.
every way that will lead to become the most powerful man in the world is good for that thread.
the problem is people can't understand "conquering" without "bloodship". (or maybe I choose bad word to describe it, and then it could help if someone says the right word)

that is your lucky day. in this thread you could make plan, share your thoughts on the future world's system, and find the ones who join to your holy army for the conquest of the world!

HA HA HA WHY WOULD I SHARE MY SECRET PLANS OF WORLD CONQUEST OVER AN INTERNET FORUM? FOR YOUR STUPIDITY I WILL ASSIGN YOU TO THE DIAMOND MINES WHEN MY PLAN FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED

HA HA HA WHY WOULD I SHARE MY SECRET PLANS OF WORLD CONQUEST OVER AN INTERNET FORUM? FOR YOUR STUPIDITY I WILL ASSIGN YOU TO THE DIAMOND MINES WHEN MY PLAN FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION HAS BEEN COMPLETED
for your stupidity, I tell the FBI you planed to conquer the world. HA HA HA, my plan to discover anarchists worked fine.
be prepeare to the secret agents knock on your door, and throw you to the jail.

HA! you can't trace me. FBI? They have no jurisdiction here!!! The only proof is on a self destructable usb drive HA!
foiled again!

HA! you can't trace me. FBI? They have no jurisdiction here!!! The only proof is on a self destructable usb drive HA!
foiled again!
never heard about their world-wide satelite system?
they already trace you, locked on you, and see the antena of the fly on your shirt.
also they don't need any proof. they just need to harm you until you said you're terrorist, and then they could do what they want.
be aware, the FBI, CIA, KGB, Interpol, and the Israeli Mosad, are on your back. the UN peace force, all the police stations, NATO, and japan are after you. the secret agents and spies alredy watch every move you make, and heard you super high technology microphone.
your home is now national security area.
it was nice to meet you.