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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/afp/20041220/wl_mideast_afp/mideastarafatpoison

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha! Nooo, he couldn't possibly have had an illness like AIDS, instead it was a mysterious poison that, administered once, took over a year to kill the bastard.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha! Nooo, he couldn't possibly have had an illness like AIDS, instead it was a mysterious poison that, administered once, took over a year to kill the bastard.

If it were AIDS, the French doctors would have noticed, dontcha think?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/afp/20041220/wl_mideast_afp/mideastarafatpoison

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahaha! Nooo, he couldn't possibly have had an illness like AIDS, instead it was a mysterious poison that, administered once, took over a year to kill the bastard.

obviously, as you have a degree in poisionology

obviously, as you have a degree in poisionology
*cough*toxicology*cough*

The palestinians are just trying to steal the glory from the Ukraine, them having their opposition leader actually poisoned and not the propagandistic BS that the PA is known for. You know.

*cough*toxicology*cough*
Beter have that cough looked at by a poisionologist … it might be from an unknown poison

*cough*toxicology*cough*

lol ;)

obviously i dont have one either

Beter have that cough looked at by a poisionologist … it might be from an unknown poison

haha

Beter have that cough looked at by a poisionologist … it might be from an unknown poison
I saw it on TV once

I saw it on TV once
Was it on fox? When poisionologists attack?

Hello
I am from France.
I am here to have sex with your family. :fluffle:

Was it on fox? When poisionologists attack?
No, the cough. I think it infected me

I honestly think he was and not a moment too soon. This should have been done decades ago!

Hello
I am from France.
I am here to have sex with your family. :fluffle:

lol

take a number

Was it on fox? When poisionologists attack?
Nope, it was "When people obsessed with the correct naming of everything attack" :D

*Image cuts to Legless Pirates stalking Terra-Domina in the long grass, preparing to pounce....*

No, the cough. I think it infected me
No, that was the hypo full of VX liquid I just jammed in your ass :p :eek: :D

Nope, it was "When people obsessed with the correct naming of everything attack" :D

*Image cuts to Legless Pirates stalking Terra-Domina in the long grass, preparing to pounce....*
*me yells at the tv*
GO LEGLESS GO!!!
*as I yell and throw a cheese burger at the screen*

The Israeli's just poisoned my fish!

*falls asleep in the long grass*

*me yells at the tv*
GO LEGLESS GO!!!
*as I yell and throw a cheese burger at the screen*
A McBurgerShack Cheeseburger?

*Pokes Legless Pirates with a stick*

Wake up, dammit! You aren't supposed to be tame!

*attacks Tribes of Longton*

Groar!

*attacks Tribes of Longton*

Groar!
*me gets on my Pirate proof vest*

Nope, it was "When people obsessed with the correct naming of everything attack" :D

*Image cuts to Legless Pirates stalking Terra-Domina in the long grass, preparing to pounce....*

lol

i though using the wrong term would add humor...

i didnt think it would lead to this...

*attacks Tribes of Longton*

Groar!
*Shoots L-P with tranquiliser dart*

Shut up! Why I oughta....!

*Stalks Terra-Domina*

*Loses interest*

*Falls asleep in the long grass*

Sits back with a soda and some fresh buttered popcorn watching the carnage with interest.

*falls asleep in the long grass again*

*snores loudly*

"Sheesh! You people can't do carnage worth a darn!" Tanara grumbles as she looks at the various sleeping forms.] "Terra - Domina , I think you win by default"

Tanara hold up the popcorn bowl "Care for a some?"

*falls asleep in the long grass again*

*snores loudly*
Runs up and :fluffle: 's Legless (who would have figured that I got to use a fluffle in a thread about arafat being poisoned)

Runs up and :fluffle: 's Legless (who would have figured that I got to use a fluffle in a thread about arafat being poisoned)
*sleep- :fluffle: s UpwardThrust*

(what better place to do it, than in the long grass of an Arafat consiracy theory)

*sleep- :fluffle: s UpwardThrust*

(what better place to do it, than in the long grass of an Arafat consiracy theory)
Hmmm well we COULD be on another planet ... that would be cool
The long grass of an alian planet sweet

Hmmm well we COULD be on another planet ... that would be cool
The long grass of an alian planet sweet
can we make it a threeway :fluffle:? no?

*goes back to sleep*

Hmmm well we COULD be on another planet ... that would be cool
The long grass of an alian planet sweet

you people are fucked

can we make it a threeway :fluffle:? no?

*goes back to sleep*
Sure I dont see why not!

you people are fucked
ummm Yes please?

Interesting. We've gone from "Was Arafat poisoned?" to sleep-:fluffle:ing. I never cease to be amazed by internet forums. Not that it's not amusing.

Interesting. We've gone from "Was Arafat poisoned?" to sleep-:fluffle:ing. I never cease to be amazed by internet forums. Not that it's not amusing.
See here you got a group of among the silliest people around :)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *fluffle dance

ummm Yes please?

lol

parking lot, 20 min?

that'll be $45

See here you got a group of among the silliest people around :)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: *fluffle dance
Ha! I loooove to :fluffle: !
Especially threeway
*nudges various people, slightly annoyingly*

lol

parking lot, 20 min?

that'll be $45
Make it 35 and its a deal!

lol

parking lot, 20 min?

that'll be $45
*Walks into car park, with lots of cash*

Hello?!

*Gets mugged and beaten by Terra-Domina's pimp*

*Mistakes this for the 'service'. Asks for more* :D :fluffle: :D :fluffle: :D

*Walks into car park, with lots of cash*

Hello?!

*Gets mugged and beaten by Terra-Domina's pimp*

*Mistakes this for the 'service'. Asks for more* :D :fluffle: :D :fluffle: :D
oh you like it rough dont ya ;)

:fluffle: *slap* :fluffle: *slap* :fluffle: *slap*

oh you like it rough dont ya ;)

:fluffle: *slap* :fluffle: *slap* :fluffle: *slap*
Please....stop....oh, the humiliation....in front of all these people.... :fluffle: :fluffle: :eek: :D

Please....stop....oh, the humiliation....in front of all these people.... :fluffle: :fluffle: :eek: :D
But I thought you liked humiliation :eek:

Make it 35 and its a deal!


:eek:

But I thought you liked humiliation :eek:
Think of those faces in reality...in that order....and i'm role-playing...

Woow, that got disgusting just there. I shall sensor it in white writing