NationStates Jolt Archive


Moustaches

Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:01
http://www.rock92.com/jpg/moustache.jpg

I think they suck. They're just not practical. Food gets stuck in it. Women don't like to be kissed with 'em...
Torching Witches
20-12-2004, 18:03
http://www.rock92.com/jpg/moustache.jpg

I think they suck. They're just not practical. Food gets stuck in it. Women don't like to be kissed with 'em...
But they stop your nose getting sore when you get a cold and have to blow it all the time.
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:03
But they stop your nose getting sore when you get a cold and have to blow it all the time.
Handy soup storage too.
UpwardThrust
20-12-2004, 18:05
Great strainer also! Filter out pesky contaminants
Peechland
20-12-2004, 18:05
Handy soup storage too.


eewwwwwww!
Spookistan and Jakalah
20-12-2004, 18:05
Not to mention that they look totally awesome.
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:06
Not to mention that they look totally awesome.
show me one awesome moustache
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:07
Great strainer also! Filter out pesky contaminants
Protect against fly swallowing in a convertible.
Torching Witches
20-12-2004, 18:10
show me one awesome moustache
You've already shown us one. He said "awesome", not "good".
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:11
You've already shown us one. He said "awesome", not "good".
good point :(
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:14
For people who don't know what the HELL we're talking about

http://www.utexas.edu/courses/rus324/chap_3/face_parts/moustache.gif
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:16
Moustaches are the basis of western civilisation. It is only since we stopped sporting taches that could be used as snow ploughs that we lost an empire.
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:17
Moustaches are the basis of western civilisation. It is only since we stopped sporting taches that could be used as snow ploughs that we lost an empire.
That may be so, but how do you explain Stalin driving Russia to ruins
UpwardThrust
20-12-2004, 18:19
That may be so, but how do you explain Stalin driving Russia to ruins
Statistical improbability
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:19
That may be so, but how do you explain Stalin driving Russia to ruins
Ah but he also industrialised it through his insistance on mass produced tache combs as good as the west's.
Vollmeria
20-12-2004, 18:19
For people who don't know what the HELL we're talking about

http://www.utexas.edu/courses/rus324/chap_3/face_parts/moustache.gif

Oh so thats a moustache?

Had one, doesnt give you any problems, and shaving goes faster in the morning
Daistallia 2104
20-12-2004, 18:19
show me one awesome moustache

Hows about a half dozen (to start with):

http://www.rock92.com/jpg/moustache.jpg
http://www.travelcentre.com.au/travel/asia/india/images/moustache.jpg
http://gilroydispatch.com/content/img/f85867/Moustache-man-lead-CR.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522413_group_afp300body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522411_fumanchu_afp245body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522417_knapp_afp300body.jpg


(And as for kissing women, a beard and moustache beat stubble during cunnilingus anyday, on the word of several women who requested a regrowth...)
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:22
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522413_group_afp300body.jpg

Now that one is definately awesome. Scares the hell out of me anyway.
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:22
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg
Does this man have union rings in his moustache?
Old Amsterdam
20-12-2004, 18:23
moustaches are clearly bad ass
Peechland
20-12-2004, 18:23
these pics are weirding me out. I bet I have bad dreams tonight...
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:24
Does this man have union rings in his moustache?
See, food storage.
Ghannas Desh
20-12-2004, 18:24
I have nothing against them, but I prefer to be clean shaven.
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:25
See, food storage.
Have you ever heard about a "fridge"?
Nevareion
20-12-2004, 18:26
Have you ever heard about a "fridge"?
Maybe he is saving them for lunch. You couldn't take your fridge with you everywhere :D
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:28
Maybe he is saving them for lunch. You couldn't take your fridge with you everywhere :D
How about a "pocket"?
Harlesburg
20-12-2004, 18:28
Moustaches are the basis of western civilisation. It is only since we stopped sporting taches that could be used as snow ploughs that we lost an empire.
Dont fear they still wear them in Afghanistan and India and the Himalayas etc
Id go for the Kitchener i h8 the Bbastard but nice MO
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:34
And now for something completely different
(I can do it, because it's my thread :p )

A mantis has got to do
What a mantis has got to do
What does that mean?
Question authority
Set the monkeys free
Yeah
Call me Ishmael
How do you like my potato chips?
Been spendin' most of my life, livin' here on cartoon planet
Chili today
Hot Tomales
Here today
Gone maƱana
Someday your ship will come in
Today is not that day
Pieces
20-12-2004, 18:38
now that's some awesome mustaches!!

Hows about a half dozen (to start with):

http://www.rock92.com/jpg/moustache.jpg
http://www.travelcentre.com.au/travel/asia/india/images/moustache.jpg
http://gilroydispatch.com/content/img/f85867/Moustache-man-lead-CR.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522413_group_afp300body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522411_fumanchu_afp245body.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522417_knapp_afp300body.jpg


(And as for kissing women, a beard and moustache beat stubble during cunnilingus anyday, on the word of several women who requested a regrowth...)
Ashmoria
20-12-2004, 18:42
i like a nice moustache
they are best when associated with a goatee

but

the worst thing about a moustache is that it will prevent a watertight seal when using a facemask. the husband almost drowned while snorkling in cozumel because his facemask suddenly leaked a face full of water.
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:47
This one is extremly cool

http://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3626bpx158.jpg
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 18:54
Man... I love to google

http://vision1.eee.metu.edu.tr/~metafor/galeri/Muziplikler/La%20Joconde%20Aux%20Moustaches.jpg
Legless Pirates
20-12-2004, 19:04
This one is the best yet

http://www.ahd.tudelft.nl/~jerry/jw2/Kids/Grote_fotoos/2003/J-2003-05-17-Lucy_met_karnemelk-snor.jpg
UpwardThrust
20-12-2004, 19:12
http://www.slick.com/wildpics/7gotmilk.jpg
Harlesburg
21-12-2004, 10:16
This one is extremly cool

http://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3626bpx158.jpg
i Love Lego go Denmark
Harlesburg
25-01-2005, 05:51
cough
Branin
25-01-2005, 05:58
Handy soup storage too.
*shudders*
Maybe I shouldn't grow facial hair.....
Give your opinions on Branin's facial hair here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=391499)
Sumamba Buwhan
25-01-2005, 06:13
show me one awesome moustache
I'll do better than that - here are three and also teh origin of moustaches


http://j-walkblog.com/blog/images1/moustache.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39145000/jpg/_39145200_moustache_ap300.jpg

http://www.hkmakeupartist.com/Portfolio/images/Image%206%20-%20Max%20Moustache_jpg.jpg

http://www.rapskilove.com/games/moustache.jpg
Branin
25-01-2005, 06:29
http://www.hkmakeupartist.com/Portfolio/images/Image%206%20-%20Max%20Moustache_jpg.jpg

There is way to much vaseline in that guys hair. All of his hair (eyebrows included) *shudders*
Gadolinia
25-01-2005, 06:30
http://www.rapskilove.com/games/moustache.jpg


ROFL

seriously though, as a 23 year old male who only shaves once every 2 or 3 days to remove that shadow, i would REALLY, REALLY like to grow facial hair. though i hit puberty long before the rest of my cohort, i am missing the body hair gene (though girls do appreciate the rather bare torso, back, butt, etc.) my ape friends who shave 2x daily would love to be in my position, but just for once i would like to have genuine side-burns rather than settling for the hair burns.
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 09:17
i can grow a scraggly burnsides jaw bone throat thing but no Moustasche.
It also has a hint of Orangey brown to it i think its neat. ;)
Robbopolis
28-01-2005, 09:24
Handy soup storage too.

I don't need a napkin! I'm saving that for later!
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 09:46
this thread actually makes me ill. and that is a hard thing to do. really. this is first time i have been grossed out in years. ugh!