NationStates Jolt Archive

1. You start this thread :D

2. You have 300 puppet nations.

3. You browse the list of nations in the world because you have too much time on your hands.

1. You start this thread :D

2. You have 300 puppet nations.

3. You browse the list of nations in the world because you have too much time on your hands.
You spend 5 hours on the computer

4. You've made twelve different flags for your nation, even if you just wanted to narrow it down to one at the end.

5. When someone asks for you're address/location you give them the name of your region

6. You're a regular in 11 NationStates IRC channels.
7. You're an op in 10 NationStates IRC channels.
8. You've asked Max Barry a question on a MaxChat.
9. You've created something for NationStates that got linked on the News page.
10. You have over 4000 posts on the NationStates forums.
11. You remember when the Pacific government wasn't a dictatorship.
12. You have three stickies.

13. 2 years after joining nationstates you still log in more than 5 times a day
14. You have built your entire PHP programming knowledge around stuff to do with NationStates
15. You have the last years worth of UN happenings stored on your webserver you bought just to run nationstates scripts.
16. You have regions comprised entirely of puppets that talk to each other.
17. You have fond memories of torturing people with nazi symbols in their flags
18. You received warnings from Max himself
19. You can rememeber when mods were just a rumor.

6. You're a regular in 11 NationStates IRC channels.
7. You're an op in 10 NationStates IRC channels.
8. You've asked Max Barry a question on a MaxChat.
9. You've created something for NationStates that got linked on the News page.
10. You have over 4000 posts on the NationStates forums.
11. You remember when the Pacific government wasn't a dictatorship.
12. You have three stickies.

Stop bragging! :p

20. When you've been around long enough to post 6 reasons in a single sitting.

21. You were a Post-Master General in the old forum.

20. You have had jokes misconstrued as death threats.
21. You have recieved telegrams from the 'Nationstates Intelligence Ministry'...

20. You have had jokes misconstrued as death threats.
21. You have recieved telegrams from the 'Nationstates Intelligence Ministry'...

Ha, I got my post in first. You are 22 and 23.

There are some other stuff you can say, such as "you wonder what 'x' is, since it doesn't exist/isn't mentioned in NationStates."

There are unlimited possibilities! :)

24. You vote in a referendum and expect the laws to change overnight...
25. ...and they do!
26. You expect at a minimum, 1 referendum a weekday.

You start to care that your nation is out of it's mind and going to hell in a hand basket. Hasn't happened yet, it's still funny!

28. You STILL want to know about forum 7 (Or 17. Can never remember which it is)

29 You wish the resolution you just passed in the UN actually applied to your real life.

30. You log in several times a day when you know that you've already dealt with your issues.
31. You have strange dreams of a world where anyone can own their own country.

you find a mod with a sense of humour or sense of irony



(nope i have not been here long enough yet )

34. When you tell people who annoy you in RL that you're putting them on your ignore list.

35. See above, except you threaten to report them to the mods.

36. If somebody insults you, tell them to stop flaming.

You meet your boyfriend/girlfriend on NationStates. :fluffle:

You've been here for a few days and already sit up at night thinking of responses to arguments you didn't have time to answer before you logged off.

You talk about liking people OOC but not IC.

Not to interrupt, but hasn't this thread... already been done? A couple times?

40. You've been around nationstates long enough to be able to remember the last time we've had a thread like this.

41) you start imagining various locations in your 'country'
42) You start refering to yourself as a president/emperor etc
43) You post massively long RP's in the forums

20. You have had jokes misconstrued as death threats.


44. You have received death threats in the General forum.

when you have edited your posts about a million times only to find that people don't care

Not to interrupt, but hasn't this thread... already been done? A couple times?
Uh... I didn't notice... My apologies....

Also, if you know that a reason/clue/number/whatever actually applies to you, put an asterisk ( * ) after it. Example:

3,432,432: blah blah blah.*

47. when you try to fluffle someone in real life.

what exactly is a fluffle?