NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright well I need a couple links to the different NS GDP calculators!!! There was this REALLY nice one that I came across that would give the whole regions GDP and currency exchange!! PLEASE GIVE ME THE LINK!!

This is the one you want:

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/

Speaking of gross domestic products, I understand that they market canned 'Godzilla Meat' in japan. :eek:

*cackle* that's a good one!

Could be worse. It could be an import.

In other words, someone not only found an offshore company making "Godzilla meat," but then said, "Hey, I could sell that here for profit."

Then, they'd have to contact the manufacturers of "Godzilla meat" and say "I would like one thousand cans of 'Godzilla Meat,' please... No, it's not for me... Okay, well, I'm sure it's good but... No, my kids would NOT love 'Godzilla meat'... No, I don't need stocking stuffers, I'm a shintoist... No, it's not a cult, it's the national religion of... No, I won't accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour... No, look, I don't care about your goddamn Heaven! I just want to buy a thousand cans of 'Godzilla meat!' Baka yaro!"

Then, there would have to be some sort of discussion of payment (would you really want a thousand cans of Godzilla meat on your credit card bill?) and shipping (Would an airplane full of Godzilla meat be a threat to national security? Would a boat full of Godzilla meat just be asking for it?). They would have to check and make sure it's legal to transport "Godzilla meat." Then, either way, they would have to box up a thousand cans of "Godzilla meat," and they would pay somebody money to transport the "Godzilla meat" to its destination. In fact, somebody's job might be depending on the safe, timely arrival of a thousand cans of "Godzilla meat."

There would be a person signing a piece of paper, saying "Yes, I did, in fact, receive the 'Godzilla meat.'"

"Yes, I did, in fact, receive the 'Godzilla meat.'"
:eek: