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Cool post title, eh?

But seriously, what do you moan/groan during orgasm?

I...um... I seem to have gotten into the bad habit of saying "Oh god".

I prefer the generic OHHH (though not sure that matters being agnostic)

I've been working on keeping a straight face. It's really hard.

But seriously, what do you moan/groan during orgasm?

I...um... I seem to have gotten into the bad habit of saying "Oh god".
I apologise, I do not know the physiology and/or psychology behind it, but I would wager it is similar to a cat's purring when it is pleased. Do people not moan both when they are physically pleased as well as physically in pain?

And I think Freud might think it interesting that you say "Oh God" when you're experiencing what is supposedly the most pleasurable experience a human can undergo, even though you're an atheist. ;)

Yeah I go with the generic "OHHH" or "UHHH"
although occasionally an "oh God" does slip out I guess
But I'm also agnostic, so it doesn't really matter for me :)

"oh Santa"

nah, I generally go with a generic, "Oh yeah, yeah" type thing but i am also guilty of the "oh god" once or twice

Yeah I go with the generic "OHHH" or "UHHH"
although occasionally an "oh God" does slip out I guess
But I'm also agnostic, so it doesn't really matter for me :)
(dude were you trying to sound like me or was that just by accident?)

agnostic...

but usually it's "holy fuck!" and random moans and groans and yells.

Mainly, I don't say anything except under my breath.

(dude were you trying to sound like me or was that just by accident?)
Lol - I was basically agreeing with you, sorry bout that. I just re-read and realized how silly that looks :)

Lol - I was basically agreeing with you, sorry bout that. I just re-read and realized how silly that looks :)
Lol its fine but I couldn’t figure out if you were agreeing /making fun of me / or thinking exactly like me! lol

props on the title.

I mean, I would think it most fitting to say "Oh [insert sig-o(s)' name(s) here]"...

But my girlfriend's name is three syllables... I just don't have that kind of time.

Lol its fine but I couldn’t figure out if you were agreeing /making fun of me / or thinking exactly like me! lol
On an unrelated note...your name is funny, especially in this thread :p

The affiramtive "oh yes, oh yes"
The negative "oh no, oh no"
And the fake one "Oh *insert name of best friend here*"


Note: the fake orgasm is best employed in a group setting while making fun of your friend's sexual (or lack thereof) prowess.

On an unrelated note...your name is funny, especially in this thread :p
:D
Did not think about that lol

But my girlfriend's name is three syllables... I just don't have that kind of time.
Then come up with a monosyllabic nickname. She might appreciate you praising her instead of God. Maybe, I don't know her.

I mean, I would think it most fitting to say "Oh [insert sig-o(s)' name(s) here]"...

But my girlfriend's name is three syllables... I just don't have that kind of time.
Well...give her a nickname then!

You hear it often enough used as an expression, so it's naturally quite common to repeat it without thinking. The fact that you say Oh God! probably has absolutely nothing to do with your religious beliefs or lack thereof, but rather habitual patterns of speech picked up from the people around you. I occassionally say "for God/heaven/Christ's sake....", but I'm just as likely to say "for f*ck's sake". Habit, turn of phrase, not religion.

Note: the fake orgasm is best employed in a group setting while making fun of your friend's sexual (or lack thereof) prowess.
How many males fake orgasms?

You hear it often enough used as an expression, so it's naturally quite common to repeat it without thinking. The fact that you say Oh God! probably has absolutely nothing to do with your religious beliefs or lack thereof, but rather habitual patterns of speech picked up from the people around you. I occassionally say "for God/heaven/Christ's sake....", but I'm just as likely to say "for f*ck's sake". Habit, turn of phrase, not religion.
Very true. Though now that I think about it, I often say my girlfriend's name too.

You hear it often enough used as an expression, so it's naturally quite common to repeat it without thinking. The fact that you say Oh God! probably has absolutely nothing to do with your religious beliefs or lack thereof, but rather habitual patterns of speech picked up from the people around you. I occassionally say "for God/heaven/Christ's sake....", but I'm just as likely to say "for f*ck's sake". Habit, turn of phrase, not religion.

That's very true.

raised a Catholic..... but I say Oh God

You hear it often enough used as an expression, so it's naturally quite common to repeat it without thinking. The fact that you say Oh God! probably has absolutely nothing to do with your religious beliefs or lack thereof, but rather habitual patterns of speech picked up from the people around you. I occassionally say "for God/heaven/Christ's sake....", but I'm just as likely to say "for f*ck's sake". Habit, turn of phrase, not religion.
true but its still funny

How many males fake orgasms?

Actually, studies show about 56% of males have faked an orgasm.

Also, did you know that 76.3% of statistics are made up on the spot? ;)

Actually, studies show about 56% of males have faked an orgasm.

Also, did you know that 76.3% of statistics are made up on the spot? ;)

87.63% of people know that

Yeah I go with the generic "OHHH" or "UHHH"
although occasionally an "oh God" does slip out I guess
But I'm also agnostic, so it doesn't really matter for me :)

Yeah, pretty much same here on all that, except that I don't think I've ever said "Oh God," during the act. I'm not really sure though...I'm usually occupied with other things.

As for the thread title...yeah, I saw Atheist Sex Connundrum once...they rocked!

I like moaners.

I yell my own name. Constantly. Chicks love it.


heh I remember seeing something on TV where they asked 10 guys if a girl had ever faked an orgasm on them, 9 said 'no' and 1 said 'I hope not'. They then asked 10 girls if they had ever faked and they all said 'yes'. Keep that in mind when you're lying there thinking about how great you are.

I say "oh [insert name of girlfriends best friend here]". Then see how long before I have my testcles attacked. Its painful, but great exercise!

WARNING! Do nt try unless your partner has a good sense of humor!!!!!

I say "oh [insert name of girlfriends best friend here]".
This would be especially funny if your girlfriend's best friend is a guy.

we mexicans have a word we use a lot (not "ay caramba", which we never use... Bart Simpson lied to you). That word is "güey" (pronounced as your English word "way"), which is usually used to refer to someone, doesn't matter the gender (as "chick" or "dude").

Anyways, we use it also to express surprise ("ay güey!"), or pleasure ("ay... güeeey....." say as "oooh... yeeees....")

When I have an orgasm, I usually say:
AY GÜEY!!!!

Talk about globalization! Now you know what a mexican shouts when coming! ;)

I can't remember, cause I'm asleep by then :eek:

How'm I supposed to know? I'm a theistic robot/monk/templar.

Cool post title, eh?

But seriously, what do you moan/groan during orgasm?

I...um... I seem to have gotten into the bad habit of saying "Oh god".
"OH Random-and-Sporatic-Occurance-that-has-Nothing-to-do-with-any-Supposidly-Known-or-Unknown-Omnipotent-Being!"

New Anthrus can tell you how to fix this problem. :)

"Chiang Kai-shek!"

"Chiang Kai-shek!"

LOL

What about "Snap"?

Or even better...."BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anything totally random.

My ex husband used to say "Finished" in this cheasy exaggerated hispanic accent... It made me want to emasculate him every time

My ex husband used to say "Finished" in this cheasy exaggerated hispanic accent... It made me want to emasculate him every time
No wonder he's an ex :D

well yes..lol but he just couldnt get it through his head that knowing that was going to signal the end of the... " association" I really did not want to often , well besides the fact he was a jackass and had no idea what the hell he was doing... <_<

well yes..lol but he just couldnt get it through his head that knowing that was going to signal the end of the... " association" I really did not want to often , well besides the fact he was a jackass and had no idea what the hell he was doing... <_<
LOL, No kidding, and I bet he thought it was funny right up to the end :D
"Feneeshed" will stay with me all day now...

we mexicans have a word we use a lot (not "ay caramba", which we never use... Bart Simpson lied to you). That word is "güey" (pronounced as your English word "way"), which is usually used to refer to someone, doesn't matter the gender (as "chick" or "dude").

Anyways, we use it also to express surprise ("ay güey!"), or pleasure ("ay... güeeey....." say as "oooh... yeeees....")

When I have an orgasm, I usually say:
AY GÜEY!!!!

Talk about globalization! Now you know what a mexican shouts when coming! ;)


LMAO

well an atheist saying "Oh god" is the same as anybody else saying "Holy cow" which refers to the Indian scredness of cows. Just because you dont believe in something doesnt mean you cant say it. "Oh god" is more of an expression than actually trying to communicate with god isnt it? like "holy cow" ?

Anything from "That's right, babe" to "Whoah now, no teeth!"

How many males fake orgasms?
Not many. But It makes it mor eentertaining if you can.

Cool post title, eh?

But seriously, what do you moan/groan during orgasm?

I...um... I seem to have gotten into the bad habit of saying "Oh god".

See, even athiests believe :p :p ;)

Not many. But It makes it mor eentertaining if you can.

The real trick is having multiple orgasms, at least for males. It seems to come more naturally for women.

Oh-oh-oh-open the beer already, im done. ;)

how do u fake a orgasm??? Do u just make convincing noises or somethin??

how do u fake a orgasm??? Do u just make convincing noises or somethin??
Wouldn't you like to know :eek: :D

Wouldn't you like to know :eek: :D
Please show me

Prefferably with crayon drawings

Please show me

Prefferably with crayon drawings
Well. You'd better come over here and don't bring any clothes

Well. You'd better come over here and don't bring any clothes
Cloths? What are thoes?

Cloths? What are thoes?
Nevermind :fluffle:

Is that a banana in your pocket or have you taped it to your pubes?

Cool post title, eh?

But seriously, what do you moan/groan during orgasm?

"Great Googly Moogly!"

I'm not Atheist, but that's what I say anyways.

Nothing, actually. I usually just breathe raggedly.

Though if someone's listening to me on Skype I usually call out the name of the guy I'm thinking of. >_>