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and he's playing cricket in pakistan (http://nz.cricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/CRICKET_NEWS/2004/DEC/133030_PAK_18DEC2004.html)

that...bastard...

Dude, it's someone else with the same name. With a population of over six billion, you're going to have some people with the same name. Hell, there's another kid named Matt Carpenter in my school alone; and we're a tiny mountain school in the middle of Colorado.

Man, you are sooooooooo stupid!!!!!!11111111 Yasser Arafat is rotting in a grave underground. He's not playing cricket, but he's having sex with many virgins. :D

Son of a bitch! He copped out on our bowling league quarterfinal to do THAT? He said he had a date!

Ya'll are more than slightly thick.

...wee! :mp5:

Dude, it's someone else with the same name. With a population of over six billion, you're going to have some people with the same name. Hell, there's another kid named Matt Carpenter in my school alone; and we're a tiny mountain school in the middle of Colorado.
Dude, you seriously have to either be an idiot or a genius.

I can't tell whether or not you're joking, in this thread or the santa thread...

Dude, it's someone else with the same name. With a population of over six billion, you're going to have some people with the same name. Hell, there's another kid named Matt Carpenter in my school alone; and we're a tiny mountain school in the middle of Colorado.

lol

way to give out your name and location

woot

Dude, you seriously have to either be an idiot or a genius.

I can't tell whether or not you're joking, in this thread or the santa thread...
I'm not joking in either. Look up quantum theory; it does state that anything that can happen, does happen, in an alternate quantum reality. Oh, and if it helps you decide, I have a 188 IQ.
lol

way to give out your name and location

woot
I always do because I have nothing to hide.

im an idiot and a genius. well less genius and more idiot, but at least santa loves me..

I know we'll send Justin Langer to fight him

all hail the Australian Cricket teams

Dude, it's someone else with the same name. With a population of over six billion, you're going to have some people with the same name. Hell, there's another kid named Matt Carpenter in my school alone; and we're a tiny mountain school in the middle of Colorado.


way to miss the joke....stupid

Dude, it's someone else with the same name. With a population of over six billion, you're going to have some people with the same name. Hell, there's another kid named Matt Carpenter in my school alone; and we're a tiny mountain school in the middle of Colorado.

Threads like this are wasted on people like you. You obviously aren't as smart as you claim.

Threads like this are wasted on people like you. You obviously aren't as smart as you claim.
I don't see how. I didn't miss the joke either; I simply chose to ignore it in favor of showing how the thread is mostly useless.

I don't see how. I didn't miss the joke either; I simply chose to ignore it in favor of showing how the thread is mostly useless.

Mate humour is never useless, yet it is often wasted.

"the select band of players who have claimed five wickets in six balls"

lol, why does that sound so dirty and funny?

True, but I have a different sense of humor. To me, it just isn't funny.

True, but I have a different sense of humor. To me, it just isn't funny.
fine, then leave us to our brainless humour

fine, then leave us to our brainless humour
As you wish. *steps out*

*whistles jaunty tune*
where did everyone go?

*whistles jaunty tune*
where did everyone go?
People just don't appreciate brainless humour these days :(.

Really, humourous threads aren't meant to be intellectual, and having an IQ of 188... that's impressive.

People just don't appreciate brainless humour these days :(.

Really, humourous threads aren't meant to be intellectual, and having an IQ of 188... that's impressive.

And complete bullshit. I'm sure someone else who knows about IQ tests will explain why for me.

*writes down some personal information for strategic use. Prepares Scrotum-seeking attack weasels for a road trip to Colorado*

*writes down some personal information for strategic use. Prepares Scrotum-seeking attack weasels for a road trip to Colorado*

hmmm should you count me in? I think it would be interesting to hang out with you (Road tripin!!), but I like to sleep and I'd be way, way to paranoid to go to sleep anywhere near you...

im an idiot and a genius. well less genius and more idiot, but at least santa loves me..

yeah, physically.

hmmm should you count me in? I think it would be interesting to hang out with you (Road tripin!!), but I like to sleep and I'd be way, way to paranoid to go to sleep anywhere near you...
As long as you wear the right protection :eek: :D

hmmm should you count me in? I think it would be interesting to hang out with you (Road tripin!!), but I like to sleep and I'd be way, way to paranoid to go to sleep anywhere near you...

20 years from now you'll look back on it and laugh. :D

Come now, you wouldn't really attack a fellow Democrat, now would you?

20 years from now you'll look back on it and laugh. :D

Yeah I'll be thinking 'That's the most efficient lifetime contraceptive I've ever seen' when my nuts don't work anymore...

Come now, you wouldn't really attack a fellow Democrat, now would you?

I don't fit into nice neat little boxes. People have tried. After the amusement of popping the bubblewrap wears off, I usually escape.

Yeah I'll be thinking 'That's the most efficient lifetime contraceptive I've ever seen' when my nuts don't work anymore...
And you can tell your kids all about how a clown got your nut---

Oh no :(

Yeah I'll be thinking 'That's the most efficient lifetime contraceptive I've ever seen' when my nuts don't work anymore...

You'd be amazed what they can do with hormone therapy these days.

And complete bullshit. I'm sure someone else who knows about IQ tests will explain why for me.
I know it's bullshit, but if a number is above 20 (all my fingers and toes) I'm impressed.

You'd be amazed what they can do with hormone therapy these days.

I'll just spend a few days 'alone time' before hand and freeze it..

I'll just spend a few days 'alone time' before hand and freeze it..

That's what I was gonna do!

Oh... misunderstood.

That's what I was gonna do!

Oh... misunderstood.


O_o

what did you think I meant?

O_o

what did you think I meant?

I thought you were talking about the factories, not the product.

I'll just spend a few days 'alone time' before hand and freeze it..

Yeah, nothing like choking the chicken. :)

I thought you were talking about the factories, not the product.

oh right, right.



hang on, why would I be freezing them? and how would I do it? Dried ice or somethin?