NationStates Jolt Archive

I'll go first.

Be ever flatulent.

Eat Mor Chikin

well for a cow that's pretty profound!

Something Profound

ba-dum-bum-chsh

If an Alien impregnated Jessica Simpson, what would the chestburster look like?

Something Profound
Beat me to it.

*the government doesnt exist, it only exists in your mind with the purpose of making you think it exists...*

No

Life to one man is a universe in itself.

42!

Your mind cannot comprehend the degree to which it was not a fish...

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.

42!
ahh, but what is the question?

I once thought I was wrong...but I was mistaken.

Stop!

Hammertime!

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Headsets: five dollars.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok.

And then I found five bucks.

kow.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those that don't,

If an Alien impregnated Jessica Simpson, what would the chestburster look like?

It would look like an alien with hugh TITS.

Something profound:

- watching a women and or girl piss standing up.
- ... the hooker gave the money back.
- god
- and then her tits fell over her shirt and well you know the rest

The two most profound things ever to come out of north american TV:

"I am what I am and that's all that I am." - Popeye

"Possible and Impossibe are only states of mind." - somebody from the old GIJoe cartoon. one of the ninjas as i recall.

Somebody set us up the bomb.

You take a chance getting up in the morining, crossing the street, or sticking your face in the fan.

Growning old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

42!

Damn, I wanted that...

ahh, but what is the question?

6x7?

If you wasn't blood would you still have love or in fact does the blood make you think that you have to love?

Something profound....Mwhahahaha

"That would be the natural assumption"

If I went to the store and nobody saw or heard me go to the store, did I still go to the store?

It would look like an alien with hugh TITS.


Wrong; there's no way it's ever going to be able to burst Jessica Simpson's chest; she's a synthetic :D .

Yesssss....

Those who cannot comprehend what cannot be known will never know what cannot be comprehended.

Sorry for the inconvenience

No matter where ya go, there you are.


Something Profound.


Dude.

No.

How's that for profound?

Vader :"I'm your father"....

Luke:"Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

Life is a bowl of cottage cheese. Tablecloth.

Women: can't live with 'em, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em

Peter Griffin.

say something profound

Well, here i go:

"Something profound"

I'm proud of that.

"Abyss"

Women, you can't live with 'em...

























































































..

sorry, that's deep, not profound

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Well, here i go:

"Something profound"

I'm proud of that.

Congratulations! You're unique, just like everybody else.

Why is it people drive on parkways and park on driveways?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If in space, nobody can hear you scream, why is screaming so popular in Sci-Fi horror films?
If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?

Remember, you're all unique...

(voice in crowd) I'm not unique!

To paraphrase Family Guy.

things only ever look up for those with nothing

meh

If the world is full of special people, what happened to all the normal people my parents keep telling me to act like? Did they die or did we shoot them all into space?

Every photo of you is of when you were younger.
-Mitch Hedberg

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necropheliac.

When the Virgin Mary's water broke, I do believe that it turned into wine.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.

Even if you win, you're still RETARDED.

(fitting for this place)

You fools. I said say something profound. I did not quote "something profound" as the exact statement needed to be said, thus your futile attempts at humour are moot. Long live Satan.

They say that a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typwrighters will eventually reproduce the works of Sheakspear. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.

I'm parked diagonally in a parrallel universe

Moo!

I'm parked diagonally in a parrallel universe

Then you're a transversal.

"This sentence is not true."

I dont call it killing I call it speeding up life.

You all have less than 30,000 days to live.

Cheers.

Male rottweilers do not appreciate being dry-humped.

6x7?

No, 6 times 9 in base 13.

My anus is growing larger by the nanosecond.

:eek: :gundge:

wtf m8

They say that a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typwrighters will eventually reproduce the works of Sheakspear. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not true.

Bravo, sir.

To those who claim to know God.

Is God infinite?

If God is, how can you (a finite being) "Know" God.

The best anyone can say is that they know of God, like we know of infinity. We understand the basic parameters of infinity, but seeing as no one can pull an infinity out of his pocket we have no way of truly understanding it.

The Dude abides.

To those who claim to know God.

Is God infinite?

If God is, how can you (a finite being) "Know" God.

The best anyone can say is that they know of God, like we know of infinity. We understand the basic parameters of infinity, but seeing as no one can pull an infinity out of his pocket we have no way of truly understanding it.

To distinguish the real from the unreal one must experience both.

ahh, but what is the question?

Number for good= 7
number for evil= 6 (hence 666 being the trinity of evil or the number of the beast)

good vs. evil
or
6x7
=
42

As for profound...
Growing old is mandatory, growing up up optional.
I'm not messy, I'm organizationaly challenged.

One more. I just got this in an email from a friend of mine.

Life is not like a box of chocolates.

Life is like a jar of jalapeños.
What you do today
May burn your ass tomorrow

Number for good= 7
number for evil= 6 (hence 666 being the trinity of evil or the number of the beast)

good vs. evil
or
6x7
=
42

As for profound...
Growing old is mandatory, growing up up optional.
I'm not messy, I'm organizationaly challenged.

What are you talking about?! Where did people get the idea that 42 had to do with numerology?!

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil.

What are you talking about?! Where did people get the idea that 42 had to do with numerology?!

42: The answer to the last question, at least according to Douglas Adams.


If things are worth being done, they are worth being done in style.

My uncle once gave me some very profound advice...
"Don't let yourself be constrained by the facts."

We all have a photographic memory. Some of us just don't have any film.

Did you know that when the pin is pulled on a grenade, it turns to candy! Try and eat one and see!

If you were to stand on the very tip of the north pole or the south pole of the earth, what time would it be?

Who created God?

What would happen if dolphins grew opposable thumbs?

Why does nobody ever say "it's raining water"?

Why is healthy food more expensive that junk food?

Life is but a moment of brilliance wrapped up in a cloud of fog.

Your life may be as significant as a blade of grass, that is not to say that a blade of grass is insignificant.

Surround yourself with laughter. Even if it's at you. :)

Life is like a box of chocolates

In dangerous situations absence of body is better than presence of mind.

"say something profound"

Better to let people think your an idiot than to start a thread and prove it.

"Random Things"

(few people will get that one)

chaos is but another form of order

Have you ever laughed and orgasmed at the same time? It's quite an experience. Everybody should have it.

Male rottweilers do not appreciate being dry-humped.

Then it's probably best you not try that again.

If you were to stand on the very tip of the north pole or the south pole of the earth, what time would it be?

Time to start a fire?
Time to quick drinking, blacking out and coming too in strange places?
Time to stop pissing off Jeanie?
Time to get a new travel agent?

If you were to stand on the very tip of the north pole or the south pole of the earth, what time would it be?

Everytime?

Life is not at all like a fluffy bunny. Neither am i.

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well armed sheep willing to debate the majority decision.


There are three sides to every story - yours, theirs, and the truth.

"Trying is the first step on the road to failure." - Homer J Simpson.

(Something for 80s children - "Master Harker, the wolves are running.")

"I've learned that making a living, isnt the same as making a life."

I find that the most profound statements come when you don't intend to be profound.

give a man a fish and he'll get fat. give a man a fiushing net and women will starve

"Now would be a good time for you to remove your head from your ass, sir."

"I never forget a pussy"