To be or not to be?
Valestel
20-12-2004, 01:00
That is the question.
Always seemed more like a statement to me... it's not like your asking a question... or are you? See now that's a question!
BLARGistania
20-12-2004, 01:04
That is the question.
Only when your a manic depressive teen with way too much time and too many enemies to do anything else but sit still and think, even thouhg you curse yourself for it. But don't worry, everyone will die and you'll feel better.
Crazy Girlfriend - drown herself
Evil Uncle- You stab him
Incestuous Mother - drinks poison wine
Your arch rival - yeah, you stab him too
Your arch-rivals spying father - hey! you also stabbed him
Your lying friends- you send them off to their deaths
What a great play
No but see, it ends with a question mark! Therefore, it must be a question.
Only when your a manic depressive teen with way too much time and too many enemies to do anything else but sit still and think, even thouhg you curse yourself for it. But don't worry, everyone will die and you'll feel better.
Crazy Girlfriend - drown herself
Evil Uncle- You stab him
Incestuous Mother - drinks poison wine
Your arch rival - yeah, you stab him too
Your arch-rivals spying father - hey! you also stabbed him
Your lying friends- you send them off to their deaths
What a great play
Pffft, and people say the Bible is violent.
This thing has got more violence then the page when Joshua kills everything in Canaan.
BLARGistania
20-12-2004, 01:08
Pffft, and people say the Bible is violent.
This thing has got more violence then the page when Joshua kills everything in Canaan.
Thats just cause the bible goes "then Joshua killed everyone"
Shakespeare liked his violence.
Thats just cause the bible goes "then Joshua killed everyone"
Shakespeare liked his violence.
Fine.... But the bible has lots and lots of sex! It's got more sex then porno! Let's see him beat that eh!
if only they had pictures back then. ;)
Valestel
20-12-2004, 01:12
Hamlet violent? A little I suppose. Try reading Tituts Andronicus.
Hamlet violent? A little I suppose. Try reading Tituts Andronicus.
LOL android tits?! wow shakespear was creative...
Reconditum
20-12-2004, 01:14
And to think I had forgotten how much I loved the bible. Sex and violence, what could be better?
New Genoa
20-12-2004, 01:14
Not to be. Use this simple equation to prove that the answer is not to be.
Find f(g(f(x))) where f(x)= 1/4x + 59 - 8x/9x and g(x)=(4x+4)/(8x+2)^2 - (7x^3)^-2
Not to be. Use this simple equation to prove that the answer is not to be.
Find f(g(f(x))) where f(x)= 1/4x + 59 - 8x/9x and g(x)=(4x+4)/(8x+2)^2 - (7x^3)^-2
That takes too long... can't we just say the question doesn't exist?
New Genoa
20-12-2004, 01:17
Or is existence merely the question?
Betelguese 7
20-12-2004, 01:24
-sings to the tune of one of those songs from Carmen- To be or not to be, that is the question that I ask of thee...
To thine own self be true!
New Exeter
20-12-2004, 01:25
Don't really hate you, but "I hate you" was the best choice.