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Wait a second; thats possibly the stupidest question ive ever even heard. Why did i ask it? I dunno.

The real question is, do we need old people? Or maybe do we need kids? or perhaps do we need clothes?

yes. the real question is "do we need clothes?"

well, during the winter here in Finland you most surely do need clothes.
but in the summer you dont and you wont care if youre drunk enough. :p

well, during the winter here in Finland you most surely do need clothes.
but in the summer you dont and you wont care if youre drunk enough. :p
exactly. i mean, if its clothes or alcohol- alcohol is def. the way to go...

if the is hot, and she is carrying a child within her warm watery womb, she does not need clothes, i have felt the life grow within many a dame... is something to behold..
taut and yet soft at same time. men need at least a kilt of some sort.. lassies, dont need anythign once they become schwanger

if the is hot, and she is carrying a child within her warm watery womb, she does not need clothes, i have felt the life grow within many a dame... is something to behold..
taut and yet soft at same time. men need at least a kilt of some sort.. lassies, dont need anythign once they become schwanger

Yes. Schwanger.

you don't need us, Kis? :(

exactly. i mean, if its clothes or alcohol- alcohol is def. the way to go...
but clothes don't give you a hangover

Yeah...ever heard of the X chromosome.

Yeah...ever heard of the X chromosome.
Yeah... we have it

Yeah... we have it
So do all humans...

So do all humans...
Wanna trade?

I think we need all four, women (for obvious reasons)
Old people because they made the young people and we can learn from them
Kids because they are the only innocence and hope left in the world
and clothes, so we can have the joy of opening a christmas present any time of the year!

As Bvimb VI said before, we need clothes in Finland because of cold winter. But in summer, all you truly need is alcohol. Plenty of it. Dixi.

Old people because they made the young people and we can learn from them

No, we need old people so we have somewhere to dump the kids when we go for a weekend break.

No, we need old people so we have somewhere to dump the kids when we go for a weekend break.


LOL

I think we need all three, women (for obvious reasons)
Old people because they made the young people and we can learn from them
Kids because they are the only innocence and hope left in the world
and clothes, so we can have the joy of opening a christmas present any time of the year!

Er... that's four things. Women, Old People, Kids, Clothes. 1, 2, 3, 4.
:p

you dont need clothes, think of all the extra money people would have


:confused: :sniper: :mp5:

Er... that's four things. Women, Old People, Kids, Clothes. 1, 2, 3, 4.
:p

haha, yeah, I had neglected the first one, it was a throwback!

I think I need to get some sleep!! :)

either that or start using my fingers when I count!!

We don't need any of these. None of these will be needed when the human race is exterminated.

Oops… I'm backsliding…

Fingers are the way to go. That's how I do it. :D

in the bloc, der schwager frau volken are responisble for carrying the future of soviet communism along within them.. now more then ever, they who bring life are needed to repopulate the state, and bring order back to the soviet union.. if it were up the us... the capitolist west with its private enterprises would cease to exist.. this once proud land shall once again be ruling the east with a iron fist of glory!

join us!

Wait a second; thats possibly the stupidest question ive ever even heard. Why did i ask it? I dunno.

The real question is, do we need old people? Or maybe do we need kids? or perhaps do we need clothes?

yes. the real question is "do we need clothes?"


Ok, let's see. I'll start off with women. Yes, I have to agree, that's a horribly stupid question, as the answer is obvious. :headbang: You need women to reproduce, first of all, and if there is no reproducing going on, then how would the world continue? Second of all, old people. Because why would you kill off old people? You'd get rid of like all of Florida. And a lot of other things combined that I just can't explain. Kids? Why even ask that?!?! :headbang: You need kids to carry on with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!! :gundge: No kids, no new people, and therefore, no more world, eventually, because everybody will die off. Clothes. Cmon, it's obvious. And how on earth would you take away clothes?!?! :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Ok, let's see. I'll start off with women. Yes, I have to agree, that's a horribly stupid question, as the answer is obvious. :headbang: You need women to reproduce, first of all, and if there is no reproducing going on, then how would the world continue? Second of all, old people. Because why would you kill off old people? You'd get rid of like all of Florida. And a lot of other things combined that I just can't explain. Kids? Why even ask that?!?! :headbang: You need kids to carry on with ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!! :gundge: No kids, no new people, and therefore, no more world, eventually, because everybody will die off. Clothes. Cmon, it's obvious. And how on earth would you take away clothes?!?! :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Come on, man. You're just not being imaginative enough.
Women: We don't need women to reproduce. We can grow people in vats. We need women for sex.
Old People: Bush stole the 2000 election in Florida. It seems that if we had gotten rid of it we'd all be better off.
Kids: Well shit, man, if we can grow people in vats we just wait until they're mature before we pop 'em out.
Clothes: Global warming, dude. It's getting hot out there, so take off all your clothes.

Come on, man. You're just not being imaginative enough.
Women: We don't need women to reproduce. We can grow people in vats. We need women for sex.
Old People: Bush stole the 2000 election in Florida. It seems that if we had gotten rid of it we'd all be better off.
Kids: Well shit, man, if we can grow people in vats we just wait until they're mature before we pop 'em out.
Clothes: Global warming, dude. It's getting hot out there, so take off all your clothes.
there.... all of the world problems solved at once

Vats, eh....?

*creeps up behind Bush with a vat on a forklift truck* :)

You could get rid of clothes if you really wanted to.

Getting rid of old people would also improve the economy and wouldn't have too many negative effects.

You can't really get rid of women or children very easily without causing some major long-term population problems... Although sometimes life would be so much easier if you could. (I'll leave you to guess which one I mean. ^_-)

Getting rid of old people would also improve the economy and wouldn't have too many negative effects.

Well, methinks the old people might think there are lots of negative effects.

I think Al Bundy said it best.

"Women: can't live with 'em... the end!"

I think Al Bundy said it best.

"Women: can't live with 'em... the end!"
Huzah for Al fucking Bundy

Who else is going to tell you men how to drive properly? :confused:

Who else is going to tell you men how to drive properly? :confused:
Other men

Other men

bah! *kicks Pirate in the knee*

Oh wait -you have no legs, hence no knees.


;)

Who else is going to tell you men how to drive properly? :confused:
LOL, or point out pedestrians on the pavement ;)

bah! *kicks Pirate in the knee*

Oh wait -you have no legs, hence no knees.


;)
And the cripples win again!

*Kicks peechland in the nuts* :confused:

And the cripples win again!

*Kicks peechland in the nuts* :confused:
Don't think thats gonna work...

And the cripples win again!

*Kicks peechland in the nuts* :confused:


I dont have any nuts-LOL

You could kick me in the boobies i guess...

I dont have any nuts-LOL

You could kick me in the boobies i guess...
With what? my foot?

With what? my foot?

well what were you gonna kick me in the nuts with when you thought i was a man? -lol

*thumps pirate in the earlobe*

well what were you gonna kick me in the nuts with when you thought i was a man? -lol

*thumps pirate in the earlobe*
Why would I think you were a man?

Noooo! Not the earlobe!

*bites Peechland in the elbow*

I dont have any nuts-LOL

You could kick me in the boobies i guess...
And why the hell would anyone kick the wibbly wobbly wonders? Norks are for loving. :fluffle:

And why the hell would anyone kick the wibbly wobbly wonders? Norks are for loving. :fluffle:
Why? This is why
http://www.holylemon.com/funny-video-clips/fightingbearad.html

Life would be boring without women !!
Just as life would be boring without men !
someday we all will be old ..and we were all once kids
and clothes are nice ...though I prefer to run about naked home alone..ha

Why would I think you were a man?

Noooo! Not the earlobe!

*bites Peechland in the elbow*

I think you are supposed to bite her in the earlobe... ;)

Dude, think of the huge gay pile in South park. Consider that a world without women!