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So you've been told you only have 24 hours to live.

What do you do?

Personally, I'd punch everyone I saw in the face.

Have lots of sex and general good times with gf

Have As Much Pleasure As Humanly Possible.

Take as many people as I could with me.

Kick in the people I resent most.

Repent.

So you've been told you only have 24 hours to live.

What do you do?

Personally, I'd punch everyone I saw in the face.Trying to speed the process along? :p

Kill myself.

Suck up to God :)


Seriously, donate all my money to orphans and then go into a grocery store and kill everyone in site with the AK-47 I stole off of a man I killed. Then donate their blood.

Kill myself.
hahaha :D :D :D

Suck up to God :)


Seriously, donate all my money to orphans and then go into a grocery store and kill everyone in site with the AK-47 I stole off of a man I killed. Then donate their blood.
yes! that'll definately confuse god...

Pray. Repent. Wear hairshirt.

Sit down in front of my computer, relax, and laugh insanely while posting partially insane messages on every board I am registered on.

So you've been told you only have 24 hours to live.

What do you do?

Personally, I'd punch everyone I saw in the face.

Ok than you spend your last 23 hours in the slammer.

I would go to the city and buy hookers!

KILL BUSH!

After I have had sex for 23 hours :D

Ok than you spend your last 23 hours in the slammer.

I would go to the city and buy hookers!
yes! ok, now to decide which city...

Take out people with a knife, or some other weapon. Then rob places for the hell of it, get a car, have a high speed chase with cops, then flip my car, get out, say "You'll never take me alive!", and shoot myself. I regret nothing.

Learn Kung-Fu, then fight the King of the Pirates.

Yaaa!

dig my own grave

dig my own grave

^^

Kick certain people in the nads, do some really stupid things, get really drunk, make a nuisance of myself then piss of god\allah\other powerfull, stupid guy that does not exist, then go to some random guy and say that im going to die exactly in five seconds then make sure he sees it.

Blow up every McDonalds and Walmart I see and pass out as much anarchist literature as I can.

i guess id curl up in a ball, eat ice cream, and try to catch those last few episodes of FRIENDS that ive never seen.

KILL BUSH!

After I have had sex for 23 hours :D

:lol: Nice.

So you've been told you only have 24 hours to live.

What do you do?

Personally, I'd punch everyone I saw in the face.

I'd arrange a really impressive death. Then, after I've died eveyone will be like "wow, he jumped out of a plane in the middle of a dogfight with no parachute in a school bus wearing a clown costume with his hair on fire!!!".

Does it worry anyone else how many posters have involved killing other people in their master plan? :rolleyes:

It has always been my dream to be personally ex-communicated by the pope. I'd try to make that happen.

*Punches the pope and runs off with his pope hat *

It has always been my dream to be personally ex-communicated by the pope. I'd try to make that happen.

*Punches the pope and runs off with his pope hat *

Make sure you go for a joyride in the pope-mobile as well.

Make sure you go for a joyride in the pope-mobile as well.

Since it's bulletproof, you could run over as many people as you want without getting shot by the Po-lice!

Since it's bulletproof, you could run over as many people as you want without getting shot by the Po-lice!

And it's probably blessed.

So many memorable quotes....

get laid,alot.
24 hours isnt long enough to get to D.C. from here.so ill just get laid.oh and commit seppuku 23 hours after i find out.

Have 24 hours of sex. Straight, without stopping. Who cares if I die from a heart attack?

Spend lots and lots of money on Credit Cards, lets see them force me to make those repayments!

Oh boy.

1) Go into an expensive ceramic store type place and break everything, just smash everything up.
2) Light a bunch of shit on fire.
3) Beat the hell out of some people I don't like.
4) Have sex.
5) Use heroin.
6) Take a crobar to a car.
7) After smashing the car, get chased by cops and beat them with crobar.
8) Jump off very tall building to my death.

Awesome.

Lots and lots of sex, while on heroin. Then some more heroin, and more sex. Thats all.