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If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I'd give him a 50% chance.

Hey, I was just beginning to really like you..

Yes he is wrong, but the furry critters would have to grin and bear it!

Who needs a forest? Women don't listen anyway.

He's right, but only cause there are no women around to missunderstand him :D

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with 1,000,000 women around him, will even ONE, hear him?

I wonder... :p

I wonder... :p
sorry, did you say something..........?

sorry, did you say something..........?


Hehehehe

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
What if he said 'Men are always wrong'. Would that become a paradox?

What if he said 'Men are always wrong'. Would that become a paradox?
What if he said that while he wasn't alone in the woods?

What if he said 'Men are always wrong'. Would that become a paradox?
*thinks* *cries* you're making my brain ache!

*thinks* *cries* you're making my brain ache!
That's what happens when you live near blackpool - all thoughts turn to mush :D

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
You mean "no women around to correct him" don't you? :)

And, yes, he's still wrong, but is living in a fool's paradise. :D

That's what happens when you live near blackpool - all thoughts turn to mush :D
actually i don't live in Blackpool anymore, so there!

Depends what he says.

actually i don't live in Blackpool anymore, so there!
That may be, but the after-effects of living nearby will stay with you for the rest of your natural life. :D

BTW whyd'ya move?

to a farm w/ horses... ;)

You mean "no women around to correct him" don't you? :)

And, yes, he's still wrong, but is living in a fool's paradise. :D


and here's the link http://s4.invisionfree.com/Fools_Paradise/index.php?act=idx

and here's the link http://s4.invisionfree.com/Fools_Paradise/index.php?act=idx
:D :D :D :D :D :D

:upyours: If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
:upyours:

:upyours:
:upyours:

you dont really have a sense of humour, do you? :rolleyes:

The eye of Bvimb is upon thee.
:eek:

im confused...tink help me!

:upyours:
:upyours:

Now I'm confused, is that a woman flipping off a man because he didn't have an opinions? Or is that a man flipping off a woman because she didn't hear him the first five times?

Damn, this is sooo complex...

to a farm w/ horses... ;)


ew, that sounds kinda gross man!! ew

Hmmm. I think the real question here is why a man is alone in a forest and talking to himself.

Aha! Men are Never Wrong!

Wait, I just proved yer point. Damn!

......Er....

Muffin!

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Nope he never was wrong even if he says something a woman or another man disagrees with at anytime. We are all self righteous fucks when we say we know what is right for someone else. So no matter what, he is right. Unless he is saying something about how that woman or another person should be doing it his way.

Nope he never was wrong even if he says something a woman or another man disagrees with at anytime. We are all self righteous fucks when we say we know what is right for someone else. So no matter what, he is right. Unless he is saying something about how that woman or another person should be doing it his way.

Someone is taking this a tad too seriously.

Someone is taking this a tad too seriously.

No :) You percieved a simple 4 letter word as creating a more serious tone to a straight forward answer.

A man is always right.

No better words have been said lol

A man is always right.
Followed by "Where's my beer, woman?"

No :) You percieved a simple 4 letter word as creating a more serious tone to a straight forward answer.

I'm no stranger to Sarcasm, Sir!

[/Sarcasm]

Actually, 'Fucks' Is five letters.

Followed by "Where's my beer, woman?"

Exactly.

Actually, 'Fucks' Is five letters.

Ahhh for fucks sake! You got me there :)

Good question. :sniper:

Ahhh for fucks sake! You got me there :)

I R Winner!

Now get back in the kitchen!

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Would you like a man's answer? -

This isn't funny.
This isn't clever.
This isn't original.
This isn't true.
and
This kind of crap just needs to stop.

Whether someone is right or wrong has NOTHING to do with the sex of the person saying it or the person who hears it.

I R Winner!

Now get back in the kitchen!

Actually there are no winners. Those that humbly avoid confrontation are the only righteous people upon this planet. God better help us all lol. Now get back in the kitchen with me so we can cook up some more shit stew.

Hmmm. I think the real question here is why a man is alone in a forest and talking to himself.

oooh, a philosopher

oooh, a philosopher

No. Just a smartass.

No. Just a smartass.

isn't that the same thing?

Wrong, and proud of it

isn't that the same thing?

No, a philosopher would be a wise ass.

What if he says "women are always wrong", is he still wrong?

No, a philosopher would be a wise ass.

hehehe

If a woman asks this question, is she still a dick?

If a man says something in the middle of a forest with no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Only if that is what his wife/gf needs to think to maintain her pleasant disposition. ;)

Would you like a man's answer? -

This isn't funny.
This isn't clever.
This isn't original.
This isn't true.
and
This kind of crap just needs to stop.

Whether someone is right or wrong has NOTHING to do with the sex of the person saying it or the person who hears it.


I am a man, and that is not my answer.

let's face it, us guys only let you say stuff like that to keep you happy.
We KNOW were right ;)

That said, an attractive woman can prove me wrong anytime for a :fluffle: :D