Another "Who Would Win?" Sort of Poll
I realize vikings are just nordic pirates, but for the sake of this poll, by pirate I mean the "Arrrrgh! Shiver me timbers!" sort of pirate.
Vikings pwn all.
Deutsch - Rheinland
19-12-2004, 17:24
The Ninjas would win because of their agility and their stealth tactics.
The Vikings would just go on a rampage without thinking, yet they're better than normal pirates.
And the lawyer is starting to file a lawsuit against the Ninja for homicide.
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2004, 17:27
Ninjas. Blend in with the background during battle, then slaughter the victor during their sleep :D
Problem is, no-one would know the ninja won, the damn sneaky....person!
Johnny Wadd
19-12-2004, 17:27
The Ninjas would win because of their agility and their stealth tactics.
The Vikings would just go on a rampage without thinking, yet they're better than normal pirates.
And the lawyer is starting to file a lawsuit against the Ninja for homicide.
Remember the Vikings have their berzerkerness on their side. The lawyers would win as long as they use John Edwards to channel the ghost of dead baby Jebus to defeat those violent thugs in a court of law. Imagine Eric the Red sitting in the witness stand being berated by John Edwards.
Unfree People
19-12-2004, 17:34
Lawyers, the existence of lawyers implies the existence of law, and a fight between such other entities is clearly illegal, especially if it involves murder.
If they had an organized tournament, you'd see these results.
1. Ninjas
2. Pirates
3. Vikings
4. Lawyers
Kwangistar
19-12-2004, 17:36
The Vikings would win - there's no way Tike Redman could cover Randy Moss.
Lawyers, the existence of lawyers implies the existence of law, and a fight between such other entities is clearly illegal, especially if it involves murder.
But if the lawyers get murdered, wouldn't they lose by default?
Nordwind
19-12-2004, 17:38
VIKINGS! We would desecrate all! We would have those ninjas begging for mercy at our feet before we impale them upon our swords, and then steal their wives!
YAAARRGH!
Pythagosaurus
19-12-2004, 17:40
Despite the options, I'm still going to have to to with Ditka.
Unfree People
19-12-2004, 17:48
But if the lawyers get murdered, wouldn't they lose by default?
They couldn't murder the lawyers if there was a law and law enforcers around. And there wouldn't be lawyers if there weren't.
Johnny Wadd
19-12-2004, 17:49
The Vikings have really sucked these last few years, so I'll stick with the lawyers.
Monotonous
19-12-2004, 18:07
I have Viking ancestry, does that mean I pwn all?
Anyway, Yay Vikings!
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2004, 18:21
I have Viking ancestry, does that mean I pwn all?
Anyway, Yay Vikings!
No, it means you have a good chance of being blonde. And fond of axes :p
Carthage and Troy
19-12-2004, 18:21
Do the pirates, ninjas, and vikings have to use the technology of their day? (i.e. swords, num-shuks, etc.) If so then I would say the lawyers would win. They're the only ones that would have access to and could afford modern weaponry (tanks and missiles and stuff).
Lawyers don't use tanks, they use debate, lies, and a thorough understanding of the legal codes.
i think docters win
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Monotonous
19-12-2004, 18:55
I have brown hair and prefer swords.(Axes are still good though.) Do I pwn now?