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I want to change my first and last name. My first because American society is too stupid to pronounce it right (I just tell people to call me Kevin instead, makes life soooo much easier!) and my last because I'm too different from my family.

I've got 4 years before I can do that (my parents probably wouldn't allow it). So what names do you guys think I should have? One that's good and makes a good impression to people.

Handsome B. Wonderful

Huge McAwesome.

I'm thinking more along the lines of Adolf McDonald


at least I'll strike fear into the hearts of thin Jews and a heart attack to the rest of America :)


j/k, I don't mean to be offensive

Justin Kredible

I want to change my first and last name. My first because American society is too stupid to pronounce it right (I just tell people to call me Kevin instead, makes life soooo much easier!) and my last because I'm too different from my family.

I've got 4 years before I can do that (my parents probably wouldn't allow it). So what names do you guys think I should have? One that's good and makes a good impression to people.
wait, colodia is your real name??

wait, colodia is your real name??
...wtf....is that REALLY a question?

...wtf....is that REALLY a question?
um yeah. is that a bad question?

um yeah. is that a bad question?
No present for the j00!

No present for the j00!
!!! but i thought you said you'd give 5 bucks to the people you dont like!

Masamune.

!!! but i thought you said you'd give 5 bucks to the people you dont like!
That was for people I didn't REALLY like


People I don't like just get a bill for $10 for wasting my time with em

how about Dirk Dirk Click?

Note to self: Asking people for help in reality at 10:43 at night ISN'T the best time

Note to self: Asking people for help in reality at 10:43 at night ISN'T the best time

Especially when you consider that on the East Coast it's 1:43am.

I can't believe someone hasn't suggested Max Power.

Especially when you consider that on the East Coast it's 1:43am.
and 9:43 a.m. in Iraq


this is fun

I've always thought that Quasimodo had a nice ring to it.

how about Buy Mitsui?

Phil. Phil Latio.

Big Baby Boris

Dick Johnson

Pink Panther

Billy the Kid

James Hardon

Ivanna Tinkle

Or Billy NRA, or Hack Nike, Calvin Government, John Nike?

...wtf....is that REALLY a question?

Well, it would help if you told us what your name was.

Well, it would help if you told us what your name was.
I'm not at liberty to say it.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything. But because it's super rare in America, and I'm just paranoid.

I'm not at liberty to say it.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything. But because it's super rare in America, and I'm just paranoid.
My last name is pretty rare too. The only people with the same name are relatives

I'm not at liberty to say it.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything. But because it's super rare in America, and I'm just paranoid.


Pfft..your in the US..I seriously doubt its that rare...then again I'm from NYC so I've heard it all.

I'm not at liberty to say it.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything. But because it's super rare in America, and I'm just paranoid.

Can we guess?

Is it Igor?

Pfft..your in the US..I seriously doubt its that rare...then again I'm from NYC so I've heard it all.
I would be willing to bet you haven't heard my name before.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything... ...I'm just paranoid.

Uh-huh. I kinda knew that. So you say you can't change your name for four years? How old does that make you, then?

Justin Tyme.

or

Buck Nekkid. ;)

I'm not at liberty to say it.

Not because I'm embarassed or anything. But because it's super rare in America, and I'm just paranoid.

Well, the best thing to do is keep it close to the original, or whatever's most comfortable for you.

Rumplestilskin ?

Bigus Dickus ?

Bwian ?

C'mon, give us a clue.

Jambo Watson OBE
Sir Newton Bomb
Ming The Reasonable
Wonko The Sane
His Holyness Jacob of Sandstone
Bob

Dude

Max Power

Dude

El Dudearino.

Viktor Skeilenski! ;)

El Dudearino.

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.

George Bush

Snap-butt McFruitfly

Igor McFlangingson

Smilin' Pete

If you tell people to call ya Kevin, maybe you should just change your name to that. And your last name to... Smith! Kevin Smith. Plainer than a sandal.

... I have no idea what that meant.

Willy Wonka.

Mercades Benz
Chris Topher
Nate DaGreat
Joe Blough
Rocky Zammo
Toy Maker
Steele Snake
Master Chief
Colin Mochrie
Ryan Stiles
Wayne Brady
Chip Esten
Brad Sherwood
Drew Carey
Greg Proops
Jeff Davis

Justin Kredible

that there is the best porno name ever

A few more from me...

Rambo
Jack Scagnetti
Neo
Little Bow Wow
Jack the Stripper
Mario Luigie
Ima Stinkin

Max Steele or Max Power

Extremo de Liberalitas :D

Richard Hurts, from Holden.

Mercades Benz
Chris Topher
Nate DaGreat
Joe Blough
Rocky Zammo
Toy Maker
Steele Snake
Master Chief
Colin Mochrie
Ryan Stiles
Wayne Brady
Chip Esten
Brad Sherwood
Drew Carey
Greg Proops
Jeff Davis

Methinks someone's spent a little too much time around Halo and WAAYYYYY too much time around Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Richard Hurts, from Holden.

I actually knew a Mr. Hurtz from Holden, MA, but his first name was David, not Richard. :(

how about changing the spelling of your first name so people will pronounce it correctly?

im thinking thatt you should keep your last name no matter how unusual. once you are world dictator, everyone will know how to spell it and 10% of the worlds population will be naming their kids after you.

or you can do what the people passing through ellis island were sometimes forced to do, simplify your last name so it still sounds "ethnically correct". dont be changing a long unusual name to SMITH, just make it shorter but still sounding like it is whatever ethinicity you have.

What about:
Dirk Diggler

or

Mike Hunt

I stand by "Huge McAwesome"

Joe Stalin

Greatest Name Ever: Miles Long

I agree with the guys who figure that you ought to just monkey with the spelling till it can be easily slipped off the average American tongue. My name, Daniel, is irritatingly common and as I go by Dan a small collection of one syllable words sound like it when I am not really paying attention.

You ought to change it to something cool like Basil, or Balthazar, perhaps Norton after the only emperor the United States has ever had. If you go be Kevin though, keep it.

Last name make it unusual but pronounceable. An uncommon last name is always useful in distinguishing yourself from others.

Haywood Jablome.

Micheal Von' Parsnip-Smugler

Okay, Cole. If you're as paranoid as me about your last name just tell us your first name.

Pat McCrotch or Moe Lester jk, but seriuously maybe Liam Darnell??? (random lol)

Okay, Cole. If you're as paranoid as me about your last name just tell us your first name.
ehh, I meant I was too paranoid to say both names in my last post.


I'm leaning toward Kevin Smith. It's perhaps the most sane name I've seen.


That or Justin Credible.

just put Aquinas in your name, like i did. :D

Heywood Jablowme

I actually knew a Mr. Hurtz from Holden, MA, but his first name was David, not Richard. :(

Weird! I used to live in Holden, MA! My name isn't Richard, or Hurts. :p