For those who love Carona beer: "Nine Carona's!"
Eutrusca
18-12-2004, 19:43
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/coronas.shtml
The Force Majeure
18-12-2004, 19:45
Corona is almost as bad as heineken
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 19:46
I stopped drinking corona back in the 70's when I found out the truth about corona. It is Mexico's revenge on us for the Alamo, by this I mean they get Pedro, Juan, and Jesus to spike the vats of beer with their urine.
The Force Majeure
18-12-2004, 19:49
Shouldn't it be the other way around (the Alamo that is)...
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 19:55
Shouldn't it be the other way around (the Alamo that is)...
Of course not, don't be silly. The Alamo is the symbol of Texas independence.
The Force Majeure
18-12-2004, 20:16
Of course not, don't be silly. The Alamo is the symbol of Texas independence.
Nevertheless, they still lost
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 20:18
Nevertheless, they still lost
But through defeat, came victory.
The Force Majeure
18-12-2004, 20:27
But through defeat, came victory.
With a bit 'o help from Sam Houston of course.
So wouldn't it be best to test for pee and then file a lawsuit in this case?
BLARGistania
18-12-2004, 20:30
*shudders* uuuggghhhh. . . .
Incertonia
18-12-2004, 20:52
Corona is almost as bad as heinekenThey're bad for the same reason--neither clear glass nor green glass bottles protect beer from sunlight, and so the beer gets skunky as a result. If the beer is really fresh, it's not an issue, but neither Corona nor Heineken get here quickly enough to avoid it. In fact, when Heineken started making their keg cans and selling them in the US, they had to start irradiating their beer to make it skunky before they canned it because US consumers are so used to the skunked Heineken bottled beer that they thought the canned beer tasted wrong.
Copiosa Scotia
18-12-2004, 20:59
With a bit 'o help from Sam Houston of course.
So wouldn't it be best to test for pee and then file a lawsuit in this case?
Intentional Fight Club reference?
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 21:01
With a bit 'o help from Sam Houston of course.
So wouldn't it be best to test for pee and then file a lawsuit in this case?
Of course!
But from my vast scientific research, Mexican urine tastes like Corona. So honestly we couldn't test for it.
BTW What the heck am I on??
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/coronas.shtml
Old but still funny/10