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What made Gollum mad

Smeagol-Gollum
18-12-2004, 07:48
LOOK what I found :

"Lord of the Rings character Gollum was paranoid and had a split personality but this was because he probably suffered from vitamin deficiency, anaemia, hyperthyroidism and a metabolic disease called porphyria.

That's the conclusion of a group of British doctors who sift through Gollum's symptoms in a tongue-in-cheek diagnosis published tomorrow in The British Medical Journal.

"Gollum's diet is extremely limited, consisting only of raw fish. Vitamin B-12 deficiency may cause irritability, delusions and paranoia," they say.

"His reduced appetite and loss of hair and weight may be associated with iron deficiency anaemia. He is hypervigilant and does not seem to need much sleep.

"This, accompanied by his bulging eyes and weight loss, suggests hyperthyroidism. Gollum's dislike of sunlight may be induced to the photosensitivity of porphyria. Attacks may be induced by starvation and accompanied by paranoid psychosis."

Porphyria is an inherited disease of the metabolic system.

The "study", headed up by psychiatrist Elizabeth Sampson of the Royal Free and University College Medical School in London, describes Gollum as "a single, 587-year-old hobbit-like male of no fixed abode.

"He has presented with anti-social behaviour, increasing aggression and preoccupied with the 'one ring' ... He has no history of substance misuse, although like many young hobbits, he smoked 'pipe weed' in adolescence."

The diagnosis concludes: "Gollum displays pervasive maladaptive behaviour that has been present since childhood with a persistent disease course.

"His odd interests and spiteful behaviour have led to difficulty in forming friendships and have caused distress to others. He fulfills seven of the nine criteria for schizoid personality disorder."

In JRR Tolkien's trilogy - subsequently turned into a trio of Oscar-winning films by New Zealand director Peter Jackson - Gollum, a thin, pale, gangrel creature, is enslaved by a magic ring made by the evil Sauron.

In his desperation to retrieve it, his mind persistently fights between a "good" personality, Smeagol, and a nasty one, Gollum.

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Ha. Personally, I just think there being tricksy to steal our preciouss. We hates them forever.
Kisarazu
18-12-2004, 07:49
:D :D :D
Gauthier
18-12-2004, 09:57
And to think all that calamity could have been avoided by proper nutrition and treatment...

:D
Reason and Reality
18-12-2004, 23:13
LOOK what I found :

"Lord of the Rings character Gollum was paranoid and had a split personality but this was because he probably suffered from vitamin deficiency, anaemia, hyperthyroidism and a metabolic disease called porphyria.


So Gollum had purple piss?

The madness of King George!
New Genoa
18-12-2004, 23:20
Lol :D
Zooke
18-12-2004, 23:21
Obviously, the little guy was bipolar with split personality disorder. Lithium might have helped, but his community really should have seen to his care.
Smeagol-Gollum
18-12-2004, 23:35
So Gollum had purple piss?

The madness of King George!

No we hasn't. We hates you.
Smeagol-Gollum
18-12-2004, 23:37
Obviously, the little guy was bipolar with split personality disorder. Lithium might have helped, but his community really should have seen to his care.

No, nice master, that isn't needed.

Just give us back the preciousss.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-12-2004, 00:15
Let that be a lesson to everybody: Take your Centrum every day. *nod*
Ashmoria
19-12-2004, 03:52
hmmm go figure
and to think i always assumed it was caused by living with an object of absolute evil every day for 500 years
Andaluciae
19-12-2004, 03:56
so, what we really need to do is to send the poor fellow a case of multi-vitamins?
Zooke
19-12-2004, 04:02
nah...he has some pretty serious burns now. He could probably use a really good burn salve.
Smeagol-Gollum
19-12-2004, 04:06
so, what we really need to do is to send the poor fellow a case of multi-vitamins?

Just the preciouss, send the preciouss, stop being tricksy.

Its ours and we wants it.