NationStates Jolt Archive


And on the Eighth Day...

Urukku
18-12-2004, 06:44
Gen. 51:

And on the eighth day, GOD said, "Let there be a forum, within which the believers and the nonbelievers may debate ad infinitum, in the quest for enlightenment and truth." And it was so, and God saw the Atheist say unto the Christian: "From whence came the Inquisition, and from whence came the Crusades if thou be-est a true faith." And the Christian then said unto the Atheists: "Thou oppresseth us, for behold, our power is waning - and thou canst not explain the origins of the universe." Then the Atheists spake: "Thy morality is outdated, explaineth Leviticus thenfore." Then some Christians spake: "You're ignoring context.... cooooonnnntteeeexxxtt!!!" Then some Atheists spake, saying: "Shut up Christians, thou art a majority, and the majority should have no voice." Then the Christians spake, saying: "Shut up Atheists, stop hurling thy refuse upon our faith." Then an Atheist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Lo, for there is clearly now no God!" Then a Theist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Behold, for I provide thee infallible proof of God!" Then God wept, and realized He should have quit while He was ahead.

The Word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God.
FMP
18-12-2004, 06:52
Gen. 51:

And on the eighth day, GOD said, "Let there be a forum, within which the believers and the nonbelievers may debate ad infinitum, in the quest for enlightenment and truth." And it was so, and God saw the Atheist say unto the Christian: "From whence came the Inquisition, and from whence came the Crusades if thou be-est a true faith." And the Christian then said unto the Atheists: "Thou oppresseth us, for behold, our power is waning - and thou canst not explain the origins of the universe." Then the Atheists spake: "Thy morality is outdated, explaineth Leviticus thenfore." Then some Christians spake: "You're ignoring context.... cooooonnnntteeeexxxtt!!!" Then some Atheists spake, saying: "Shut up Christians, thou art a majority, and the majority should have no voice." Then the Christians spake, saying: "Shut up Atheists, stop hurling thy refuse upon our faith." Then an Atheist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Lo, for there is clearly now no God!" Then a Theist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Behold, for I provide thee infallible proof of God!" Then God wept, and realized He should have quit while He was ahead.

The Word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God.

general, summed up in one small post...what a shame, but so true just the same
Yevon of Spira
18-12-2004, 06:56
Gen. 51:

And on the eighth day, GOD said, "Let there be a forum, within which the believers and the nonbelievers may debate ad infinitum, in the quest for enlightenment and truth." And it was so, and God saw the Atheist say unto the Christian: "From whence came the Inquisition, and from whence came the Crusades if thou be-est a true faith." And the Christian then said unto the Atheists: "Thou oppresseth us, for behold, our power is waning - and thou canst not explain the origins of the universe." Then the Atheists spake: "Thy morality is outdated, explaineth Leviticus thenfore." Then some Christians spake: "You're ignoring context.... cooooonnnntteeeexxxtt!!!" Then some Atheists spake, saying: "Shut up Christians, thou art a majority, and the majority should have no voice." Then the Christians spake, saying: "Shut up Atheists, stop hurling thy refuse upon our faith." Then an Atheist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Lo, for there is clearly now no God!" Then a Theist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Behold, for I provide thee infallible proof of God!" Then God wept, and realized He should have quit while He was ahead.

The Word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God.
lol :D
Stroudiztan
18-12-2004, 07:01
Then god did bother to question his own existence, and the universe did verily go "Bwah?"
Power Hungry Peoples
18-12-2004, 07:02
Gen. 51:

And on the eighth day, GOD said, "Let there be a forum, within which the believers and the nonbelievers may debate ad infinitum, in the quest for enlightenment and truth." And it was so, and God saw the Atheist say unto the Christian: "From whence came the Inquisition, and from whence came the Crusades if thou be-est a true faith." And the Christian then said unto the Atheists: "Thou oppresseth us, for behold, our power is waning - and thou canst not explain the origins of the universe." Then the Atheists spake: "Thy morality is outdated, explaineth Leviticus thenfore." Then some Christians spake: "You're ignoring context.... cooooonnnntteeeexxxtt!!!" Then some Atheists spake, saying: "Shut up Christians, thou art a majority, and the majority should have no voice." Then the Christians spake, saying: "Shut up Atheists, stop hurling thy refuse upon our faith." Then an Atheist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Lo, for there is clearly now no God!" Then a Theist, seeing cosmic dust spake: "Behold, for I provide thee infallible proof of God!" Then God wept, and realized He should have quit while He was ahead.

The Word of the Lord.
Thanks be to God.

Hahaha! That's hilarious! :)
Kanabia
18-12-2004, 07:48
Hehe :)
Yevon of Spira
18-12-2004, 08:15
We should write a whole "Forum God's Bible"
Sarcastic Jokers
18-12-2004, 09:01
my sides hurt from laughing. :D
Kanabia
18-12-2004, 09:20
We should write a whole "Forum God's Bible"

We did have the NS bible not long ago...
Urukku
18-12-2004, 17:00
I should add a fifty-second chapter about how God expanded the General forum so that Europeans and Americans could talk about who sucks more.
Chess Squares
18-12-2004, 17:10
"and He should've quit while He was ahead"

thus says the Lord


rofl
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 17:25
And on the 9th day, He created the largest buffet mankind has ever known. Having sampled the roast beef, shrimp scampi, potato bar, and brown betty, he sat back, loosened his belt, and said that IT (http://www.itravel.bz/las_vegas_dining/images/buffetmain.jpg) was good.
Urukku
18-12-2004, 20:13
Bump - More people really should see this.
Johnny Wadd
18-12-2004, 20:46
And on the 10th day, He created professional wrestling and foxy boxing. After creating the buffet, he knew man would need to keep himself entertained. After viewing the Hulkster, and those foxy boxers, he saw that it was good.
Gnostikos
18-12-2004, 20:48
After viewing the Hulkster, and those foxy boxers, he saw that it was good.
And there was much rejoicing.
Pershikia
18-12-2004, 20:57
To the point.
BLARGistania
18-12-2004, 20:57
You get two thumbs up for that one.
Angry Fruit Salad
18-12-2004, 21:12
multiple thumbs up,dude.