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What am I doing about sexism? Nothing. It's not my job. Go make me a sandwich, bitch.

Nothing, in fact, I promote it.

Yes, that's very mature.
Thanks. I seldom get complimented on my maturity.

Really? In what way exactly?

By being your typical asshole football player I guess. But I'm not nearly as bad as the other guys that were on my team.

That's the problem...so many people start it as a joke, but it becomes something more. I found his comment to be pretty offensive, and it leads me to make assumptions about his relationships with women. I mean, someone who says things like that, even as a joke, probably really means it to a certain extent. It's like people who make racist jokes saying, "Oh, but hey, I'm not racist!" Like they would say those things to a significant other who was of that race. If my husband said to me what Drunk Commies did, he better be out of range, and prepared to sleep on the couch.
No sense of humor. What should any of us do about sexism? Isn't it enough to treat women as equals in our daily lives? Also, if you can't take a little joke, you are NOT equal to me. Too thin skinned and uptight.

Ah, there is the problem. You forgot the key component necessary in telling a joke.

It has to be funny.
It amused the hell out of me.

I'm shocked at the number of people here who seem to be sexist...tell me, if you will, why you support sexism?
I for one don't support sexism. A person's worth should be based on his or her individual talents and skills. I do however have a somewhat tasteless sense of humor, and I don't think people should be so quick to take offense to a joke.

50,000 battered women, and I've been eating mine plain all these years.

50,000 battered women, and I've been eating mine plain all these years.
Quote of the day
and why doesnt the poll have a "dont give a fuck " option :(

Drunk Commies, take notes. This is funny.
I agree completely.

Those aren't sexist, they're just true and funny at the same time.

Yes...in a thread about sexism...someone posts sexist jokes...lol

So...do any of you think this would be funny to a battered woman? Perhaps your humour is a little one-sided.
The funniest humor has to have somthing of an edge. That's not to say that anything edgy is funny. Sometimes humor hurts. Humor isn't the problem though. It's the assholes who beat their wives/girlfriends. Shitting on a guy for making a joke doesn't make the world a better place. Putting a wife beater in prison (or in the hospital/morgue) does.

As for not being able to take a joke...a joke needs to be funny not only to the person who tells it, but also to the person who is the 'butt' of the joke.

No it doesn't. It has to be funny to a number of people; nothing more, nothing less.

No it doesn't. It has to be funny to a number of people; nothing more, nothing less.

Yeah...there are no "joke rules"

Jokes don't even have to be funny. They can be corny or straight-up mean.

I suppose you're right. The next time you attend a conference and some woman starts saying terrible things about men, don't feel uncomfortable by all the hilarity going on around you. At least THEY'RE laughing.

Listen, plenty of people hang around the water cooler telling Native jokes and thinking it's just hilarious. I don't, but then again, I happen to be Native. But HOW DARE I be offended by other people's happiness?
Exactly. Now you're getting it.

I'm assuming that if you truly don't care, you wouldn't bother joining the discussion.
I like voting for gag options in polls tho :(

Right, because all men are the same. Hmmm...stereotype much?
:rolleyes: No, men are all like that. Its like saying all men have a penis. Barring some freak cases thats just the way things are.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NOTE THATS A JOKE

Ok I hate to say it, but grow the fuck up.

Its a joke, no one takes these kind of things seriously. They are witty little social commentaries on the current state of gender relations. Just let it go.

Almost all humor is based on pain. You're pain, their pain, my pain. Physical pain, emotional pain. Think of the classic banana peel. Guy falls, everybody laughs. Maybe someone has a theory why we evolved a response to pain involving laughter, but if you think about it almost all comics trade in pain.
Not Bill Cosby. He managed to be funny without pain. Just not as funny as Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor.

In any case, this is not just about jokes, and I hope we all realise that. Jokes are just a way of dealing with things as they are...they are often a reflection of beliefs held in truth by some people.

The wider issue is gender inequality. This goes both ways too. Some things are biased towards men, and others are biased towards women. In the West, we tend to have a HIGHER level of equity, but we are by no means 50/50. The rest of the world is not so lucky.

I'll stop making this an issue, when women stop being murdered by their spouses at such shocking rates. I'll stop making this an issue when women are no longer institutionally discriminated against in ANY country. I'll stop making this an issue when we stop throwing gender out there as a reason to treat someone as though they were inferior. Men and women are different, and I'm thankful for it, just as I am thankful that ALL people are different. I would prefer to celebrate those differences then argue about which differences make us 'better' or 'worse' than each other.
By the way, where's my sandwich?

I suppose you're right. The next time you attend a conference and some woman starts saying terrible things about men, don't feel uncomfortable by all the hilarity going on around you. At least THEY'RE laughing.

Listen, plenty of people hang around the water cooler telling Native jokes and thinking it's just hilarious. I don't, but then again, I happen to be Native. But HOW DARE I be offended by other people's happiness?

I think there would have to be a first time for me to attend a conference to begin with. Oh BTW I won't feel uncomfortable, if the jokes are funny at all I'd probably laugh.

You're offended by happiness? Thats kinda fucked up.

Just get over it. Don't go around feeling so oppressed. I agree that sexism exists, and it is a problem. But sexism is the glass ceiling, and massive wage inequality; not a couple blue jokes.

I'll stop making this an issue, when women stop being murdered by their spouses at such shocking rates. I'll stop making this an issue when women are no longer institutionally discriminated against in ANY country. I'll stop making this an issue when we stop throwing gender out there as a reason to treat someone as though they were inferior. Men and women are different, and I'm thankful for it, just as I am thankful that ALL people are different. I would prefer to celebrate those differences then argue about which differences make us 'better' or 'worse' than each other.

People are murdered by each other....it sucks...it's life...we need a better police force

Go tell the middle east to treat their women better. They'd probably appreciate it better too.

Inferior? What about the racial or sexual quotas for getting into college. If a woman with a lower GPA were to get into college over me, don't you think that would be sexism?

You're not celebrating the differences. Jokes celebrate differences by merely pointing them out. You're tying to stir up shit by making yourself seem like a sexual equality superman.

Calm down, tanto.
Wasnt the lone rangers humourless fuck of a native american sidekick called tonto?

I'll stop making this an issue, when women stop being murdered by their spouses at such shocking rates.
This actually has little to do with women and/or sexism. It has everything to do with men. I don't want to sound like some feminazi "Men are evil!" type (I'm a guy), but its more or less just the way some men work. Spousal abuse happens in gay couples, but its a man abusing another man. It doesn't really matter what the partner's sex is.

ACT to change your behaviour in that particular context.

Why is it my job to make others feel better about their insecurities?

Yes. Tonto means 'stupid man' in Spanish, something that the producers of the Lone Ranger no doubt were aware of.
Thats pretty funny.

Wasnt the lone rangers humourless fuck of a native american sidekick called tonto?
The lone ranger and Tonto were riding alongside a railroad track. Tonto dismounts and places his ear to the track. "Buffalo come." Tanto says. The lone ranger says "That's amazing! How can you tell?" Tanto replies "Ear stuck to track."

Certainly you wouldn't make dead baby jokes to a woman who had just lost her child to SIDs?


I think you just gave me a new goal in life.

Why is it my job to make others feel better about their insecurities?
Its not, its your job to poke fun at them for the shared amusement of your fellow man.

The lone ranger and Tonto were riding alongside a railroad track. Tonto dismounts and places his ear to the track. "Buffalo come." Tanto says. The lone ranger says "That's amazing! How can you tell?" Tanto replies "Ear stuck to track."
:D
This is turning out to be a swell joke thread

I think you just gave me a new goal in life.
Tell us some dead baby jokes its getting boring in here.

The lone ranger and Tonto were riding alongside a railroad track. Tonto dismounts and places his ear to the track. "Buffalo come." Tanto says. The lone ranger says "That's amazing! How can you tell?" Tanto replies "Ear stuck to track."

Hahaha

I like that one alot.

Tell us some dead baby jokes its getting boring in here.

Q: How do you get dead babies out of a pickup truck?
A: A pitchfork

Q: How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
A: A straw

Q: What do you call hitting a dead baby that's nailed to your wall with a wrench?
A: An erection

Tell us some dead baby jokes its getting boring in here.

What's worse than one dead baby in a trashbag?
Ten dead babies in a trashbag.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trashbag?
One dead baby in ten trashbags.

Whats the difference between a truck full of grain and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload grain with a pitchfork.

Any bets on how long before this thread is locked?
Just to prove I'm a good sport, I'll share some jokes about my ancestry.
What does IROC stand for on a camaro? Italian retard out cruising.
Why are polish jokes so short? So Italians can understand them.
What's red, green, purple and yellow? An Italian all dressed up.
Why don't those greasy wops have freckles? They slide off.
How do Italian moms teach their kids to put on their underwear? Brown in the back, yellow in the front.
Granted, they're not all winners, but there ya go.

Please wake up. You are CAUSING THOSE INSECURITIES with jokes that DENIGRATE OTHERS. That means, if you are telling someone a joke, meant to demean them or someone within hearing, you are being hurtful. Sure, they could shrug it off, and just think you're a jerk, but why should they have to put up with it? Hopefully, if you do this at work, they will complain, and you will be reprimanded.

Jokes are not all meant to demean. There are sexist jokes, and then there are jokes made about sexism. There is a difference. Why do you have such a problem with dealing with the fact that no matter your intention, sometimes someone is going to be offended? Hopefully you would be mature enough to discuss this with them, rather than being dismissive. Hopefully through discussion, you could both understand each other a little better. I'm not saying don't tell jokes...or even don't tell demeaning jokes...just don't be offended YOURSELF if the demeaning jokes get a negative reaction. Just learn not to tell those kinds of jokes in that context.

It's called common courtesy. Again, I ask if you would tell dead baby jokes to a woman who had lost her baby to SIDs. Or do you just go ahead, because her 'insecurities' aren't your problem?

I don't think you'd tell dead baby jokes at work anyhow...

Obviously you have to take things into context and know when to do/say everything. However, if someone gets offended by something I say, that's far from my problem. People need to stop being so sensitive.

As someone who actually has a friend who lost a baby to SIDs last week, I'd like to tell you that I find your jokes disgusting, offensive and hurtful.

It also says something about the level of maturity of people who think something like this, in this context, is amusing.

I'm plenty mature, I'm just an insensitive prick.

While tanto, which Steel Butterfly wrote is a japanese knife that does not end in a point but an angled blade.

Hmm...never did know how to spell tanto/tonto...lol

As someone who actually has a friend who lost a baby to SIDs last week, I'd like to tell you that I find your jokes disgusting, offensive and hurtful.

It also says something about the level of maturity of people who think something like this, in this context, is amusing.
Well the fact that you find the jokes disgusting offensive and hurtful means you just havent heard enough of them, come on fellas this thread needs more jokes to cheer up poor sinuhue.

Sexist! why don't you have a husband? huh? Aren't men good enough for you? :mad: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :mad: :headbang:

lmao...

So your name is legless pirates? Does that include third "legs"? Why don't any of your pirates have "legs"? Why aren't people with "legs" pirates? You sexist bastard!

Well the fact that you find the jokes disgusting offensive and hurtful means you just havent heard enough of them, come on fellas this thread needs more jokes to cheer up poor sinuhue.
I agree totally the only way to no longer be sensitive to things, is to become totally desensitzed by a deluge of offensive material.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Thats my favourite so far, I know you got more tho. :D

A lot of chicks are pirates... I got raped by one last year :(

But I get raped by male pirates too, so I'm no sexist

hahahaha...

"Arr...bend over and let me fire me cannons"

"How do you think I lost this 'ere eye?"

"Suck the plank!"

"Put yer hand on my buried treasure...no...NOT YER SHOVEL!"

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

hahahaha...

"Arr...bend over and let me fire me cannons"

"How do you think I lost this 'ere eye?"

"Suck the plank!"

"Put yer hand on my buried treasure...no...NOT YER SHOVEL!"

Arr I'm going to raise yer mizzenmast!

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

I have to say, a thread hijack has never been so much fun. You guys rock!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?
A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?
Sandy.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
A watermelon floats.

What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.

What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Got any sexist jokes?

What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.

How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?
Matt.

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What wiggles spits and is covered in shit?
An inside out baby!

When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.

What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

Got any sexist jokes?
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.

Got any sexist jokes?

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.

Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.

Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been the good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"

Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we have sex!"

Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!"

So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?" "No not yet."

Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?" "No, I'll tell you when!"

He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. "Is it time for me to moan, Morris?" "Wait, I'll tell you when."

Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!"

"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!"

This is almost as much fun as the "troops out of Iraq" thread that we turned into a discussion on bakery and porn.

Nice work folks :D

Alright Pirate joke time.

A pirate walks into a bar with a large steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "What's that doing down your pants?" The pirate goes, "Arr its driving me nuts!"

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls say, "Don't... Stop..." Bad girls say, "Don't Stop..."

This is almost as much fun as the "troops out of Iraq" thread that we turned into a discussion on bakery and porn.

Nice work folks :D

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Why do women wear white on their wedding day? So they will match the stove and fridge!

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womens sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

In the beginning .......God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. then God created woman. Since then, neither God Nor Man has rested.

Did you here they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Why are hangovers better than women? Hangovers will go away.

Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink

My ex-wife and I have our alimony set up on the easy payment plan. I make the payment and she takes it easy.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week, it took four Policemen and a dog.

What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female? Whan they remove half the brain.

Did you here that they discovered that there are female hormones in beer? Yeah, apparently they had 100 guys each drink 10 pints of beer. They all started running their mouths and driving lousy.

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year? Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before. Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the crap out of you.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life Sentence!!

A Catholic, a Jew, and a Muslim were out fishing one day in a boat on a lake.

In mid-afternoon, the Catholic stood up and said, "Well boys, it's time for me to head home. I'll be seeing you."

With that, he stepped over the side, and walked to the shoreline, on top of the water.

The Jew looked at the Muslim and said, "Yeah, I'll have to be going too. My wife wants me to pick up some things for dinner tonight".

With that, he stepped over the side, and walked to the shoreline, on top of the water.

The Muslim sat in the boat, looking at his friends getting into their cars on the lakeshort. Not to be outdone, he stood up.

He stepped over the side, and promptly began floundering in the water.

The Catholic, as he was about to close his car door, said to the Jew, "Should we tell him where the stumps are?"

I'm not sure whats more sad.

That you "gentlemen" get pleasure out of this juvenile show of group behavior (way too go guys, in the scheme of things, you're a LEMMING).

Or that you completely marginalized a human being in their attempt to discuss something they feel as important (congrats guys, your a lemming of an apathetic society, don't complain when your country falls apart!)

-EL Kim
Thank you for the kind words.

I'm not sure whats more sad.

That you "gentlemen" get pleasure out of this juvenile show of group behavior (way too go guys, in the scheme of things, you're a LEMMING).

Or that you completely marginalized a human being in their attempt to discuss something they feel as important (congrats guys, your a lemming of an apathetic society, don't complain when your country falls apart!)

-EL Kim
Taking the piss out of a humourless whiner != marginalising a human being.

Now back to the threads scheduled entertainment.

I'm not sure whats more sad.

That you "gentlemen" get pleasure out of this juvenile show of group behavior (way too go guys, in the scheme of things, you're a LEMMING).

Or that you completely marginalized a human being in their attempt to discuss something they feel as important (congrats guys, your a lemming of an apathetic society, don't complain when your country falls apart!)

-EL Kim

Hmm...I don't know what's more sad

That you, EL Kim, are such a stiff that you complain when others are having what can only be described as a "stupid yet good time."

or that you feel sorry for someone you never met who just tried to stirr up trouble on a meaningless internet forum while there are millions of people dying with diseases that cannot be cured throughout the world.

I'm not sure whats more sad.

That you "gentlemen" get pleasure out of this juvenile show of group behavior (way too go guys, in the scheme of things, you're a LEMMING).

Or that you completely marginalized a human being in their attempt to discuss something they feel as important (congrats guys, your a lemming of an apathetic society, don't complain when your country falls apart!)

-EL Kim

Hi this is the internet. Is a very serious and important thing, and we should treat everything on it with the utmost concern. Obviously the fact that we didn't take one person's crazy ideas seriously means we are evil immature bastards, because obviously we must treat everything on the internet with such great reverance!

Also: I hope it was really worth registering just to bitch at us. We are obviously going to hold your opinion in high esteem, even though we didn't do that with the other person. Your plan is well thought out and oh so clever!

There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.

They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women. After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, so they buried her.

There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.

They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women. After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, so they buried her.

wow...haha...that's really fucked up...

wow...haha...that's really fucked up...
Yeah^^ keep the jokes coming guys :)

There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.

They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women. After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing, so they buried her.
YES!

Thats exactly what this thread needs, completely innapropriate and sexually perverse humor.

A man takes his wife to the Adelaide show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states:

"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!."

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to f~~~ the same cow every day."

Two guys were talking about a new car stereo system. Guy number one says "It's great. The thing has voice recognition software." Guy number two goes "Voice recognition? How does that work?" The first guy says "Well, when I want soul, I say soul music and it plays. When I want rock, I say rock music and it plays. The other day I almost ran over a child. I yelled Fucking Kids! and it played Michael Jackson."

Yes, someone who disagrees with sexism has 'crazy ideas'. I'm oh so radical.

The point that was being made to you by the other poster is that if you don't want to deal with an issue that IS a serious one, then don't. Your offensive reaction to the topic is a knee-jerk method of dealing with something you don't want to think about on a personal level, and are unable to analyse with any amount of maturity. The NS forum is open and public, yes, but the majority of users do have some basic respect for others, and are willing, in fact EAGER to engage in meaningful conversation. That you are not, is patently obvious.

If you wish to be frivolous, or offensive, you have that right. I have the right not to waste my time reading your comments or giving them any more value than they are due, considering the fact that they DO NOT address the issue, nor are they based in anything but a desire for attention, negative or otherwise.
I'm still waiting for my fuckin' sandwich. ;)

A man had been visiting his comatose wife in the hospital for many years. One day his hand happened to brush her nipple, and she moaned. This was the first response she had ever given, and so the husband immediately brought in a doctor and demonstrated. The doctor thought about this and responded, "I'd like to know how she responds to other stimuli, perhaps you should try oral sex." The doctor left and waited outside for the results. The man came out looking totally distraught. "I think she's dead!” he exclaimed. The doctor asked, "My god, what happened?" The man said, "She choked!"

Yes, someone who disagrees with sexism has 'crazy ideas'. I'm oh so radical.

The point that was being made to you by the other poster is that if you don't want to deal with an issue that IS a serious one, then don't. Your offensive reaction to the topic is a knee-jerk method of dealing with something you don't want to think about on a personal level, and are unable to analyse with any amount of maturity. The NS forum is open and public, yes, but the majority of users do have some basic respect for others, and are willing, in fact EAGER to engage in meaningful conversation. That you are not, is patently obvious.

If you wish to be frivolous, or offensive, you have that right. I have the right not to waste my time reading your comments or giving them any more value than they are due, considering the fact that they DO NOT address the issue, nor are they based in anything but a desire for attention, negative or otherwise.
Again, you're taking yourself way too seriously. Your thread got hijacked, oh well it happens. It happened because you responded illogically about how these jokes are so evil and oh my god I can't believe you would joke about such a deathly serious topic! The natural response to someone with no sense of humor is to just respond with comedy. I guess you don't see the irony of your opposition to offesive jokes spawning a mass of offensive jokes.

if you don't want to deal with an issue that IS a serious one
Whining about sexism isnt "Dealing with an issue" its whining about an issue.
Bitching and moaning on a sodding internet forum !=dealing with an issue

Classic Olympic line.....

Event - Women's Weightlifting (clean and jerk)

Commentator - "And here's the favourite for the title. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing".

Drunk Commies, Johnistan, Hammolopolis, Brittanic States, and Steel Butterfly, you've all earned a time out. I hope you enjoyed your hijacking, , ethnic slurs, flaming, and tasteless spam.

WARNED.